Hey Sup Forumsros

hey Sup Forumsros
my mom killed herself in august and this is my first christmas without her.
could really use a good laugh. could you guys help me out?

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okay

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Forgot webm, merry christmas user, we're a family remember, we want to keep the unspeakable love together, that's why we don't leave.

Did you post in the other thread?
What kind of humor do you like?
Do you just want to talk ?
What are you doing for Christmas?
What are your favorite color of nipples?

Here user

This is some OC Merry Christmas

did post in other thread
just want funny things.
I'm going to spend christmas with my grandmother and aunt tomorrow but they're in the same boat as i am.
Don't really have a preference of nipples
My humor is pretty all over the place and I'm not picky. Cringe is always good.

Did she eat her car while she was still in it? I'm confused.

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Kek

1080p high definition surround sound cringe.

I know how you feel, I fucked my cousin about 2 weeks ago and still don't know how to feel about it. We haven't talked about it and haven't seen each other in person since, but we've been texting like normal. The sex wasn't that great, but I like the thrill of the taboo.

you should've replied to that thread
she wouldn't die in her sleep
it's your fault, user

How'd she kill herself? Details, please. *unzips cunny*

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I'm send you my condolences. I wish you luck.

See anons, this is what happens if you fail to reply to this post

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My condolences...

I was supposed to spend my Xmas eve with my superficial cousins...even tho I do love of them, I don't feel like I belong to anything...

A friend also died recently b/c of an accident...a friend who ended up hating me for no reason...maybe it was due to my negligence...and now I think I'm a horrible person.

It's Christmas eve...and a cold hit me hard...so now I'm home alone while I try to avoid FB where everyone else is happy except me.

But it does get better...wishing you a happy future user.

Here you go OP, not mine but still funny


> Go to school with tard named Joshua
> Josh thinks he is hugh grant. Handsome, funny, charming
> He is not. He is annoying, cringey, and looks like Jim Gaffigan with down's syndrome
> Josh finds out everyone doesn't like him, in fact they hate him because he will leave no one alone, even the teachers
> He decides to end it all
> Ties a rope around his ceiling fan and jumps out his bedroom window
> Being a tard he makes the rope about 20 feet to long and just hits the ground knocking himself unconscious in the bushes.
> Parents dont find him until the next morning
> Somehow he is not hurt, probably due to retard resilience
> Josh gets sent to special school for troubled retards and is never seen or heard from again

Pics of your mom?

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How many Mom's does it take to commit suicide? One, OP... One.

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