Here are the rules: - The battleground is an infinite plane - The bloodbath begins with God centered between the crowd of US marines, with a space of about 5 football fields in radius - God has near-infinite power but cannot kill all the Marines at once. His destruction must be reasonable, for a God. - Marines have infinite ammunition and an endless spectrum of guns to choose from. Each marine is also supplied with a flamethrower with fuel to last an eternity. - Marines are supplied with a googolplex of atomic bombs, each of which offers an explosion greater than that of Little Boy, Fat Man and Tsar Bomba combined, several undecillion times. - The fighters can only perish by means of their opponents, which means no starvation, cannibalism, suicide, et cetera. Reproduction is also not allowed. - God must rest every 7 days as per the Bible. His rest lasts 6 hours. - For every nonillion Marines killed, god must pray for 30 minutes. - Marines must sleep every night for at least 8 hours or they will wake up unable to fight efficiently.
And with that, let the debate begin.
Ryder Mitchell
there is no god, therefore marines win by default, easy
Nathaniel Baker
but like in this situation there is a god smh marines would probably win do you realize how big graham's number even IS?
Cameron Powell
didn't post a fucking number of marines, how the hell does does that one go?
James Walker
Who made the Marines? God wins (every time, Satan)
Jack Taylor
can't read a picture lmao
Tyler Johnson
>reasonable >God pick one homie, God doesn't reason
Leo King
>Amount of US Marines equal to Graham's number to the power of Graham's number
Landon Ramirez
what god lol
Ethan Brown
precisely
Tyler Wright
why the fuck does god pray for 30 minutes. hes god who the fuck would he pray to. 0/10 shit thread
Jack Carter
how to start flame war on Sup Forums mention god
Brody Allen
>DUR THERE IS NO GOKU OR SUPERMAN SO WHY EVEN TALK ABOUT IT pretend faggot
Bentley Walker
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Anthony Torres
then we can pretend that within enough time the humans would evolve to super-beings and annihilate god with a single thought, because pretend hur dur
Liam Evans
Oh so you're saying God isn't real too? Read the fucking bible normie, Jesus is realer than you'll ever be. Fucking all atheists are going to hell I swear
Leo Sanchez
Way to begin one of the shittest VS threads ever OP.
The only debate here should be how many dicks are currently in OP's tender anus.
Liam Turner
I f u n n y . c o
Ayden Butler
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Robert Jones
preach it, Sup Forumsrother.
Cooper Stewart
atheists are almost as bad as gays honestly i'm glad there won't be a slot in heaven for either of them
Jayden Lee
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Jordan Moore
Oh shit I'm the retarded one, thanks, I can't read apparently
Landon Jones
trips lol
Owen Parker
nice trips
Jeremiah Ross
gods power should be infinite
Dylan Butler
marines
Jaxson Watson
should? it says it isn't in the rules
Carter Parker
grahams number to big
Connor Thomas
>U.S Marines >Flame Throwers
God dont need to do a thing, The second friendly fire occures (which would be instantly cuz marines lel) the infinite fuel in their tank would explode causing an explosion of infinite size. Multiplied every time another tank explodes.
Of course god would not give a fuck about an explosion.
Hudson Green
>can only die by means of their opponent
Hudson Cox
They are able to fight for seven days with the amount of soldiers they have... i mean are you kidding... so, with that they could just go for the kill while god takes his mandatory rest.
Liam Long
God invented physics God invented man God invented the materials
Jace Torres
>>graham's number to the power of graham's number Dumb as fucking hell. Even though I assume you weren't the one making the picture, using it without having an idea about the composition of Graham's number is just as dumb.
Tyler Cooper
first a graham to a graham's power is more mass then the universe meaning that wherever they were on a planet or in space they would insistently crush in to each other and die
If for some reason your could alter the universe to all them to live it would take a almost infinite about of time for god to kill them all since he has to wait 30 minuets for every nonillion Marines killed. nonillion is a lot but nothing compared to grahams number.
Isaiah Hughes
trick question everyone knows that US marines work directly for god so if god wanted the marine corps exterminated the marines would start killing each other and not stop until there was only one marine left and that marine would then an hero
Jaxon Cox
Non-practicing marine here
The idea that we have to sleep 8 hours a night to fight efficiently is cute.
Mason Evans
too literal?
Asher Evans
/thread
Jose Gray
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Jacob Brooks
Wow watch out we have a badass over here
Shut the fuck up faggot, no one cares that you just watched a documentary on "what life in the military is like"
