Lone-fag here. Drunk as fuck and enjoying Christmas. Ask me anything. Pic related. I'm drinking Heaven Hill vodka

Lone-fag here. Drunk as fuck and enjoying Christmas. Ask me anything. Pic related. I'm drinking Heaven Hill vodka.

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Not alone, bruh.

My nigga. I tried JD's for the first time this year back in September. Good shit. Hope you're enjoying yourself.

Yeah, it fuckin' rocks. Thanks man, hope you're enjoying yourself as well.

330am here, just made myself a gigantic mojito, living in a hotel now, no xmas here, whatever

drunk af with gf sleeping atm...

happy christmas Sup Forumsastard

Merry Christmas to all of youse Sup Forumsros.

Heres mine

HOLD UP What part of the us are you bro?

What do you mean?

United states? Heaven hill is made near me. Its shit but fuck, its cheap. I just wanna know where you is mayne.

Oh, wait. Nevermind. I was actually about to say this thread is making me feel like home because everyone's drinking something from or near KY.

IKR

Fuck yeah, it's shit. That's why I'm drinking it. It's like paint thinner lol

Aside from the JD FAG lol

11$ a bottle cant beat it, for a half tho.

That's why I dropped 25 on two halves lol

Ima be honest, if your hella big, then thats what you need, otherwise, start buying good liquor... Even if you're big, good smooth liquor alone, will get you turnt. im talking 20+ a bottle. buffalo for bourbon for example.

I am a big dude, but it's so rare that I drink, I can get a good buzz off of 4 shots. By the time I'm 7 deep, I'm all over the place.

I've always wanted to create my own line of Whiskey. While I've not tasted enough to have a great palette, I know that I would never be a degenerate enough to add caramel coloring to it for effect. Blended whiskeys of differing age is the only way to obtain that amber goodness.

I should clarify that I mean obtaining a decent amber color without waiting years for your "from scratch" whiskey get its color from a fired barrel.

Nice dead kennedys patch.

I'm here too OP.
Merry xmas to the 5 posters.
Sminoff and oranjeboom 7.5% here.

Color means nothing.... Its how you char/burn the cask barrel... But yeah. Ya gotta char/burn the right OAK, OAK OAK, is what makes bourbon, and the years kinda matters, just make good white first. Then you are fine. Limestone water/kentucky water makes the best bourbon.

PICS SON

GUYS
DONT LET THIS DIE

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i'm drinking UV vodka, you are not alone

Whats oranjeboom??? gotta know its not something I can get in western ky

Cody get off Sup Forums.

Brewed in Holland.
The real amber nectar.
The dutch know how to get you fucked.

OP here. Doubles have been checked and UV is fine by me, dubs or not. Merry Christmas, Sup Forumsuddy.

As a beer ill agree... America is just catching on on tasty fucked up ery... idk how to say that right, since fuckin 4loco got changed.

Welcome to the thread, user. Enjoy your Christmas day!

drinkin and playin here, you are not alone. it's christmas and my wife is in bed asleep. she'll be awake soon, i'll drag her ass out and fuck the living hell out of her. but she's safe, for the moment.

you're a fine young man, i check your 78

KEK. Enjoy your Christmas, user.

and you as well

merry fcuiing christmas

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Welcome to Sup Forums sir.
Checking singles = sharpie in pooper.
Timestamp that shit if you'd be so kind.
Have a verry merry xmas newfriend.

A shot, sip or cheers to all Anons who are here and those who are not. You are all awesome, even when you think you are not.

>Checking singles = sharpie in pooper

no shit? so, i've got to ....what? put a poopie in my sharper? i don't get it. i'm new here, as you8 mentioned

the fucking passes are to the point i have to click every goddamn box. WTF?

my god, is it that late? or early i should say? fuck

He's an east coaster i'd assume

> Why are you not building for the revolution?

Just do something daft and post the results.
Timestamp proves you're not a fag.
You'll catch on.

Thats a decent post. But, people wont give money to real teachers. They pay taxes. I'd give money to a real teacher, someone who will make someone think, other than making them follow the curriculum. America is a joke. Thats why we elected what everyone perceives a clown.

It's Christmas. My proclivity of not giving a fuck when one wants to drink(as long as it's done safely) should be enjoyed without the social stigma attached to it. If I were a rich motherfucker, I'd not give a fuck when I decided to drink.

TL;DR: "Appropriate" drinking times are a social construct. lel

So, what are you drinking brah.

People follow the crowd on what is considered the proper way to act.

> 1000 years ago people didn't have capitalist mindsets they thought in terms of feudal duty and divine predestination.

1000s went to Spain to fight facism and many are doing similar things in Syria with the YPG. People need somehting to believe in.


> Alternative social models like democratic confedralism in Rojava (Kurds in Syria) can function well

> Problem is capitalist Turkey, Assad and ISIS trying to fuck em.

This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen on Sup Forums.
Viva la revolution!
The time for change is near!

>newsflash: Franco won in Spain, Assad will win in Syria.

I will say, Nice true post. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT we are drinking. This aint a market thang. So, you're next post better be what you is dranking (I went black)

OP Here. I'm building for myself. While I put forward that Society is homogeneous in that we all strive for the goal of surviving(which most do in even the worst circumstances), those of us willing to survive comfortably will do so. We propagate the economy by circulating the money we make and by paying taxes which go into the social benefits which go back into the system. It's all a circulating system that we all contribute to. While capitalism isn't the greatest idea in the world, it beats socialism where everyone is entitled to half of what you personally own. Fuck that noise.

I'mma be honest and say that I semi-bullshitted that response, but it seems legit at face value when you're shit-faced.

I'm the OP. I'm working down a half-gallon of Heaven Hill vodka. It's the worst tasting vodka you'll ever taste, but goddamn, if the low price of $12 doesn't sway you, I don't know what will. I'm hammered as shit on just 6 shots. I swear, the bottle is a fucking liar when it says "80 proof". 80 proof my dick hole.

KYS
I drink when I want to drink not when I'm told I'm allowed to drink by sheeple like you.
You are everything wrong with the world and ironically the drinking part has nothing to do with it.
Stop grazing on grass and open your eyes.

>If I were a rich motherfucker, I'd not give a fuck when I decided to drink

i am a rich motherfucker, and that's why i drink any time i like. that's why i'm drinking vodka at 0745 on christmas day. nothing nails me down

>1000 years ago people didn't have capitalist mindsets they thought in terms of feudal duty and divine predestination

and they all walked around covered in shit. what is your point?

My nigga, I drink when I want to drink. I don't feel compelled to drink while I'm at work because I enjoy my job. Crunch time at a software writing company can be stressful, but I thrive in that small time zone. Drinking softens the edge for the rest of reality. When I'm not mending to mindless, menial tasks in which I have complete control over, I'm streamlining vodka straight to convince myself the world isn't a shitty place. This thread while drunk re-enforces that I'm simply a shut-in with too high a standard for strangers. I want to be social, but just can't because I worry too much about getting fucked by friendships and relationships. However, this thread isn't about that, so I say drink up and enjoy this day as best you can(or want to).

You are free in all the ways I want to be. Salut!

Nigga if 6 shots does you in MAKE IT TASTY!!!!

right back atcha buddy. if you was here i'd pour you a shot

I'm drinking to borderline blackout, son. It ain't drinkin' if you ain't around for it.

I'd gladly take that shot. Dubs have been checked.

Can't argue with that.
Fedora is tipped to you sir.
Something still need to be done in the long run though. As it stands, we are nothing but free range farm animals.

Listen here ya cunt, my step brother is coming over soon. I've gotta keep him company until my parents get to their house. I HAVE YET BEEN TO SLEEP AND I'VE BEEN HITTING THE BUFFALO. I AM A TROOPER!

aw shit, i didn';t even see that.

also, see it's a fuckin party here. i'm recording tonight, or this morning i guess it is now, so it's on

March on, soldier!

>I AM A TROOPER!

well, i guess thyis thread is dead. it's a dead thread

NEVER GIVE UP!
NEVER SURRENDER!

As long as people keep responding, I'll keep it alive.

Tell us what you're drinking, or what your plans are, user. I will hear you out and respond.

Viva la revaluation!

OP here. I want everyone to know that you don't have to be drinking in order to enjoy this thread. I'm not an alcoholic snob, so you can be drinking water for all I care. Just huddle around the collective fire that is not being alone today.

Shit shit I fucking hate dogs!

Yet, you constantly allow dogs to sniff your anus?
Choose how we proceed in this lifetime?

Are you an autist or what user?

I can't tell if it's that everything is a blur, but I'd hit that. Not the dogs, obviously, but it's very rare that Asians are attractive. I'd warm her up.

On that note, lets keep it alive for OP, Merry christmas, to all, hell im a jew. I love you guys. And, I have a german shepherd. I'm a bad jew.

well, i'm drinking UV and my plans are to keep drinking for a while. i'm playing my strat at the moment, i was playing my washburn upstairs but now i'm down here and i'm on my strat. my wife is in bed but soon she won't be hehehehehehe

Just did a shot to this reply. You being jewish is fine with me, You're a human being, and that's all that matters. Salut, user!

No just trying to free the sheeple.
If you're happy with your confinements then I'm happy for you.
Just a shame we live in such a broken world.
Merry Xmas user.

>I'm a bad jew
please explain the difference between a new york jew and an israeli to these guys. so many people don't understand

Feel that music, user! Merry Christmas.

>I have a german shepherd
any GSD owner, is a good person. i got your back buddy

Im a kentucky Jew, I love pork... ok We identify with hebrew moreso I guess... We love Jesus. I mean our family does, New test all the way!

>GSD owner
Please explain

>We love Jesus
i'm not much for mexicans myself, but whatever floats yer boat

>>GSD owner
German Shepherd Dog
if you have to ask, you don't know

Most true statement ever. Best dogs ever. Fuck Hitler but damn, They some good dogs.

Fun fact, I own a German Shepard myself.

hitler had nothing to do with these dogs, he just happened to have one same as i do. i was a real rottweiler guy until i got my first von der sauk GSD. i'm converted now

that's a very pretty baby. give that pup a kiss for me.

Kentucky Jews are the best jew. As a non-jew Kentuckian, you get a pass.

I will user.
Shame the vet has got her drugged up and she is boarder line retarded now.

Merry Christmas my alcoholic Sup Forumsrethren

ah, try not to let it hurt. he didn't include me and i'm in this thread.

Heres my GSD Gandalf, gandy for short.

it will take a moment to get a pic of my baby, i've got to mail it from one thing to the other. i thought i had it over here but no