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comfy sunday morning edition

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Cara

no idea where my favourite twitter accounts have gone

Can't Clogg the Mogg

this 2bh

Good morning lads

*reads the FT*
*sips coffee*
Ah yes the runts are getting agitated again

listening to mumdance

No idea where all the good men have gone

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Dislike non-whites a little bit

Is hatposting dead?

honest question, how big is your willy lads?

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the scots were really good at piano house

5.4'' x 5.2''
hmm

well well

Have literally never measured it but it looks about average

This 2bh

Told you before, 11 inches
6ft10
300lbs

6x5 basically
i think its alri

Pilots are very good lads

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So brave

mum still hasn't ironed my applejack teeshirt
reeeeee

they never disclosed the attacker's ethnicity which means it was a muslim 100% of the time

chad = attractive normie NOT your bully

8 incher

Really not enjoying life all that much too bee onist

7", thin

Reckon I could fly a plane no worries. Don't know why they're paid so much, that's part of the reason tickets are so bloody expensive
*finishes off the pint*

tune

Is it music?

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Anybody else have an average sized willy but only when it's really hard? Mine gets to about 6x5 but it's semi flaccid A LOT and it doesn't look good then

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umm yes they did, keep up

>In Heidelberg the attacker, described by police as a 35-year-old German "without a migration background", drove what is thought to be a rental car into pedestrians in one of the city's central squares, injuring three people

Fuck sake, don't know how I'm going to explain this to my parents. Wasn't even going that hard.

6"x"6

looks two mini pringles cans stacked

bit gay

*samples it for my next techno tune*

ah yes

You must have quite a tight arsehole

>you just gotta be yourself bro

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Wow breaking down barriers with inane jibber jabber and simple repetitive pop beats and riffs. Truly the master artists of our time.

Whitey can't even do terrorist attacks right, 3 people "injured"

just fix it yourself cover it with a poster or something in the mean time

8" phimo

shawshank redemption mentioned

>Wow breaking down barriers with inane jibber jabber and simple repetitive pop beats and riffs. Truly the master artists of our time.

got a headache

>>Sup Forums

mine is 6x5 but flaccid it's literally 2.5 inches

what's the best ends in dublin?

the bf

*appears next to you suddenly*

wow never know where the ender peal will end up

He's ugly
You can do better

errmmm about that .....

stormzy is on sunday brunch cooking fried chicken

Yeah same lad wtf do I do if I get with a girl and it's not already a semi when she sees it

No sorry. Thank you come again

got this too, sometimes even have trouble getting started because i literally have to use two fingers until it gets reasonable erect

is he an arab or just italian/french?

What is the diameter of your willy lads?

Dublin is rubbish mate

With you?

got a 4 inch floppy

he's an aussie poster from here
defo a wog

Why is Gina Miller still in the spotlight

Woah

doubt she'll care. all flaccid cocks look gross.

He's a lebbo

M-maybe

"without a migrant background" isn't telling the whole story

isnt that the bloke off the big bang theory, sheldon was angry because he did something with pluto

7in which was a pleasant surprise for me, no idea about the girth, don't care because I'll never use it anyway

Genius. Stephen Hawkin btfo

rappers usually ahve awful grammar

Lads do I have a problem if I only listen to OSTs

So this is PhD

Getting the coach back to London in a few hours

Got tomorrow off so I can play games and be a mong

young thug had a bigger impact on music than the beatles

she achieved her stated goal of restoring 'muh parliamentary sovereignty' but now she's lobbying the lords, almost as if it was never about the sovereignty and 100% to achieve the goal of blocking brexit

really gets the noggin churning

want to open a shop in berlin that sells tacos al pastor

Oh /brit/, Caraposting is best posting

Huh this guy is smart af

I have never eaten a taco
funny huh

really need cara to sit on my face

AUD19.58 = USD15.00

why would that be funny?

Only one Dutchcaralad too

want to open a shop too
dont think ill be a good bossman though

such a reddit tier person

Because it made me laugh
Thus it's funny
Duh

sounds like something I'd read on Sup Forums in greentext with a picture of a man wearing a fedora attached

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

>sounds like something I'd read on Sup Forums in greentext with a picture of a man wearing a fedora attached

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Isn't he non religious

so progressive and cosmopolitan
I wish I lived in london

I miss sershlad

oh

wouldn't want to manage it myself, rather hire someone to give it authenticity

LOT of jfs itt. Don't mind though, /brit/ needs more diversity

when is the next steam sale usually?