Hey /b, looking for some advice.
My mums late 50's (ish) friend is coming to stay at our place for a few days, up to a week and a bit from overseas.
She is quite hot and single, and has a fuck buddy back home. We have talked before and get on well.
I want to fuck her. There is clearly tension between us. We have stared each other down before.
Im 21, solid 7.5, great body. Consider myself a good candidate for a cougar.
Any tips and tricks to get her to fuck me on the DL?
Thanks
offer to show her your pokemon cards
works every time
I dont have any rip
"hey wanna drink?"
So simple. How did I not think of this.
Lets say its during the day though, when there is no call for a casual drink. What do?
tell her you wanna show her your dick
works every time
whe beat around her bush when things are that obvious?
Those shoes are from Primark
Im not fully certain. Im cautious of her relationship with my mother essentially being a massive cock block.
fashion faggot detected
Thanks champ
Also is this one of your conquests?
Make a small cut on your upper thigh near the pubic and seal the wound. Tell her you dun goof'd and was too embarrassed to show your mom, and just need her opinion. Surefire way to show your cock.
This is painful and will probably turn her off. haha
maybe the principle of asking her something coz your too embarrassed to ask your mom is a good opener.
something about, girls, sex, condoms, your dick, female orgasms; whatever you feel you are up to.
she will feel flattered that you ask her instead of ur mom and you can mention something like "you are more modern and open about such topics, I feel I can trust you" etc.
make her feel young and attractive, a cougar.
see if an atmosphere of sharing a secret and intimicy is created.
I like part of this, particularly the sharing of intimate topics.
I think 'playing dumb' and asking about topics I can't share with my mum is a bit off key, I am 21 - would make me look like an idiot.
I am recently single. Do you think I could potentially drop a "I would totally try something with a older woman" line?
This, or just flat tell her your really attracted to her. Older women really dig that shit. Say it and wait for her to respond
Yes, I want to be quite frank.
The last time I saw/spoke to her she was wearing gym gear.
The way the conversation went felt like she was lingering and showing off to me, had a little lean to her hips really tighting up the lycra around her vagina. Was nice.
So something like, hey X, keeping fit I see?
Oh dude you are actually a genius.I just remembered she is quite sour about being single at her age.
She looks fantastic but no dudes are interested. Could totally suck her in by flirting with her.
no way, never mention her age or the age difference.
maybe you can "share" that you are fed up with girls your age acting immature, always looking for a long term relationship, but that you feel you are not ready for that? you first want to have some fun, find out what you really like in a woman?
then drop "in fact I do know what kind of woman I am really into" and let the silence complete that thought. just look really seriously and long into her eyes.
How do I over come the fact she and my mum are friends though?
That said, they are old friends with some not so great history. Its not acrimonious, but its not like they are on super terms.
Also should I mention I have had a NSA cougar fwb before?
in that case she knows your mom and of course thinks she herself is way more attractive, free spirited, more modern, etc etc.
nothing to overcome here.
try to make insinuations without actually mentioning what you want from / with her, when stuff backfires you can always say she misunderstood and was coming onto you.
if she is single she will be glad to find a good fuck from a young guy.
just make her feel young and attractive
walk around your house in a towel whenever you can. post pics of cougar though, need to see what we are working with
Here you talk about talking about how she is more free spirited etc.
What sought of things should I be saying to get her going?
Not friends on FB. Have stalked before. He old cover photo was just a picture of her high heels with her in them.
Sensing foot fetishist? haha
I exercise a lot at home in my undies, could 'forget' she is staying...
Obviously British from the IN
Whereabouts?
How do I do that without being corny/fake/obviously thirtsy
London I think.
mention that you like girls that know what they want, are confident and experienced, that are not narrow minded, stuff like that.
make it sound like you talk about a general attitude towards life but she will know you also mean sex and she will start thinking if you are actually seducing her.
once that is settled in her mind she will react coz she wants to find out, also in general terms, or straight teasing, you will see.
there must be a moment for that silence and long look into her eyes to make clear what wasn't spoken out loud
Seems like you're making this way more complicated than it needs to be. In casual conversation, simply ensure you've mentioned that you find her attractive... When she's set to go out... Tell her she looks amazing... Coming back from the gym... Just say "wow". And keep going about your business... A few of those, she'll get the idea. If anything there itll progress naturally
Awesome, and how do I potentially negate/mitigate something regarding my mum?
Lets say she is like, "Oh you like older women, what must your mum think!" Or something like that.
ask if she also works out, looking like that...
if yes, tell her you do too maybe exercise together?
if not, tell her you could help her, without making it sound as if she needs it!
I know, it usually would be quite straightforward.
I just find that because she and my mum are friends, that adds a massive barrier to everything.
Make yourself sound more confident and interesting by saying "there's quite a few things that moms just don't need to know at this point... I don't share much of that stuff with her"
forget about your mom, no women will ever tell her friend that she flirted / fucked with her son, women love secrets.
Well, you doing that will demonstrate that it isn't a barrier to you... Then you'll find out if it is for her... She if she flirts back for starters
Thanks.
I have considered this as well.
She has seen my home gym previously. Might mention that its a shame that I cant see women like her when I exercise because I exercise at home.
Except he's already seen her dressed to go to the gym... So unless this is Dumb and Dumber that ship has sailed...
Or just offer for her to join you rather than going wherever she went last time
I admit I may be making this barrier bigger than it possibly is.
I appreciate your opinion, interesting to see whatever 3rd parties see/think. Would be good to know what an actual cougar in a similar position thinks about this as well.
Your mum has probably set it up because her friend is moaning about not getting fucked and you never bring women home
the exercising can be a nice moment, maybe tell her you could help eachother with some lifting or strecthing or whatever, but tell her maybe better do that when your mom isn't in the house, coz "you know she is a bit weird about such things, probably would think there is something going on..."
OP here.
Not sure the ship has sailed just because of that.
The last time we spoke she was just back from the gym.
She really stretched out the conversation with me whilst she was wearing her active wear, and was pulling a lot of flirty poses.
not many of them on Sup Forums as far as I know, or they keep it very quiet...
Was thinking that as well, like, hey can you show me XYZ technique...
If you have a casual enough of a relationship with her and have opportunities to talk to her... Just tell her that you've had a crush on her for quite some time and even that you fantasize about her... If she seems to be flattered by the crush... Just drop hints at first
Haha I wish, she is just visiting as usual
Did you mention how good she looked than???
I love you, you bloody genius.
I am going to play the stretching angle hard. Make a comment about girls in lycra stretching, how I need to stretch more.
BRILLIANT
how obvious can she be? start flirting OP, sounds like a perfect chance to me, good luck!
Its been a while, I may have dropped a very quick line about how well she was keeping.
I feel my eyes said everything. I stared at her crotch a lot during the conversation.
yo sound like you know what to do OP, I really hope you will have your chance with her, can be fun.
go for it, dude!
Feel that is creeper though.
Thanks man. I feel confident in my ability to seduce a cougar, just found the issue with my mum was a spanner to my plan.
Just hoping she stays long enough for it to happen, and that she brings those gorgeous leggings again...camel toe for dayz
Dude I know, kinda kicking myself about it.
That said, that day there may have been some time pressure or something similar acting as a cock block.
Any more pics?
Agreed. The other cougar I fucked was through CL, and she was very very concerned about privacy.
I have some laying around. Will have to do some digging.
Yeah what's this girl look like... Guessing pic not related
Working on it. Might have some photos on another computer. One min.
Unfortunately they are all gone.
I would probably give her a 6/10.
When she is in gym gear maybe an 7
right
Soz for dissappointing.
Come on guys, help me fuck a cougar. More tips.
Is that her??
Yes
If girl on right is her, I'd be working it too! ...and a British accent... Want conquest stories and wins... You must succeed.
And if she's staying with you, get some spy shots dammit
I just realised.
She probs didnt fuck me the first time because I had a gf and she knew lmao.
I think Im set.
Beer. Do you limey fuckwits no longer drink continuously to sort out being second rate Scots with terrible teeth?
Oh yeah thats me to the letter.
I went through her suitcase when she stayed last time. Find a nice thong.
After the conversation we had with her in gym gear, she went inside first.
I tried to get some shots of her ass but was too slow.
Lol, can't say Im from Europe.
Yeah, this is real life, not a porno.
Was also thinking this is a bit fanciful. I will be less cringe dw
This guy's advice has been best in thread. Be calm, be subtle, be polite, but she'll get it if you aren't imagining it.
If you're in a conversation with her and you're both really hitting it off, try to make her laugh with a suggestive remark and do some playful touching to see how she responds.
then stop writing like you are. No American says 'mum', unless there's a dick in his mouth.
Could you recommend any subtle things I could try?
Care to elaborate when I could start a sneaky touch job? Seems very hard to pull off imo.
jesus you're a fucking moron. I told you that other guy's advice was best in thread already, go read it again. He said 'small compliments that show you notice her'. fucking listen, you mung sucking loser.
it's not rocket science
I know thats his advice, Im looking for an elaboration on what YOU would do as well.
Helps to have your interpretation of the advice as well, thanks.
This works. Be direct and assertive when you say it, make eye contact. When she responds just go with the flow. Even if she responds like, "you're being silly" you've planted the seed.
Care to elaborate on your success stories:?
This I can do, thank you for reinforcing this point.
after age 44 women are too easy to get
excellent
OK OP here.
Assuming this cougar jumps on my cock, what pics would you guys like to see?
Either for the lols or whatever else you want.
How do you feel about offering her a hug? Do you feel she likes you enough to welcome that from you?
This is solid data.
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I think so, we have met multiple times now and she has stayed over multiple times.
Will be somewhat normal I guess.
Depends if parents go for the hug as well, would look odd if I only went for it.
All of them
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I will try my best. I doubt she will want to take pics given the circumstances.
Will still creep shot her heaps though lmao.
>pics would you guys like to see?
does she have a daughter?
haha no
Mention your breakup and that you're tired of younger, immature women. You have an interest in older women but aren't sure how to go about meeting one.
Basically open the door for her to make a move.
Show off her curves. Are you talking about acts too?