We are the only communist (in name) country to frequently appear on Sup Forums

>we are the only communist (in name) country to frequently appear on Sup Forums

I really wish Cuba has access to Sup Forums :(

What does being Communist feel like?

How is the Communist paradise treating you?

Vietnam is the best.

I'm not communist.
They're do nothing, kek. I just do my things and don't care of the government.

>I'm not communist.
Hmmm I see.... *reports you to the Vietnamese government*
Enjoy you're re-education :)

Nice one, but 99% of Vietnamese are not communists and the government don't really care that we're not. They still blast propaganda everyday through.

>propaganda
where can i find those?

noice m8

When I went to Vietnam I paid a prostitute 10 american dollars to slap her.

Did it in Amsterdam aswell.

I paid a prozzie 20 AUD do slap my ballsack until I cried

why

Me too, more flags are always good.

Would you like to come visit Germany?
A lot of Vietnamese people live here

You're not my mum, I don't have to explain myself to you.

>implying you will explain everything with your mum

I would visit if i have enough money (i don't).

I don't like to be a immigrant.

Vietnamese immigrants are always welcome her.
Althoug I would imagine it is hard for a normal Vietnamese person to come here as working migrants, since most of the Vietnamese people we have came as refugees, I think

>(in name)
>exactly, just in name

It looks familiar.

REEEEEE

Do you feel any connection to France ? Is there anything French left in Vietnam, other than a few decaying colonial buildings, or did the communists manage to scrub off any kind of cultural influences we might have had?

everyone likes Vietnamese diaspora. You will be mocked with dog eating jokes at worst.

I thought that Vietnamese cuisine was supposed to be very heavily influenced by France. I could be wrong though

France never have any cultural influence in Vietnam (Frenchies was quite brutal to us back then). We don't feel any connection to France like Flips to Spaniards. Noone speaks French (we can't even speak English well) and there're only like 50 French loanwords in Vietnam.

Yes, it's the only significant French influence we have. We eat frogs, for example.

>open up thread on Sup Forums

>It Ain't Me starts playing

ĐÓ KHÔNG PHẢI LÀ TÔI. ĐÓ KHÔNG PHẢI LÀ TÔI.

does Vietnam have a paedophile problem from Westerners or is that Cambodia?

Nope, pedos are sickfucks, everyone here knows that.

no, i mean are there many people coming from, for example, America/Europe to Vietnam to fuck children?

Probably not much, every tourists i've seen are meme backpackers or going by group. It's probably because they have bigger chance to get cop'd.

tại sao không phải là người Việt ăn mừng lễ Phục sinh?

*tại sao người Việt không ăn mừng lễ Phục sinh?
Because only 8% of Vietnamese are Christians Ii'm not one, either.

Does it not? You can often see cubans on carib threads.

lễ Phục sinh?

Phi tôn giáo?

>he doesn't describe the details of his sex life to mother
And I thought Asians were all about family.

sự hồi sinh?

This.
Plus, in the US, you get the added niceness that comes from the guilt we have over having one of our silly little adventures in you're cunt. For fuck's sake, you should see how much Iraqi refugees get their asses kissed here...

Pho derives from pot au feu