Star Trek Beyond premiered last week

>Star Trek Beyond premiered last week
>no even talked about it

I'm fucking dying here.

The Premiere isn't till the 12th. Nice try

good. it's probably garbage just like other 2

It will probably be much, much worse

because everyone hates jj cuckbrams

I'm guess people are just going to ignore my post and fall for the bait.

Not out in literally ANY country.
No reviews.

Go away.

Only thing of note is SLEEEEEDGEHAMMERRRR by Rhianna.

At least this one has a good director.

Idiots that have no basic understanding of good filmmaking. Most likely elitist star trek snobs.

It'll be the best in the reboot series. Cap this post.

I HIT A WALL

It's a good song tbqh

whats with that lesbian haircut

>everything that isn't a crew cut is a lezbo cut

>some piss skin chink
>good director

hahahahahahaAH

hahahahahahaAH

anyone got a MEGA link?

Buzz is it's the best of the reboot films, the closest to Star Trek TOS anyway. Lots of colour, morality, adventure. It'll probably be a critical darling, just like the first two seemed to be.

Financially tracking to make $60 mill first weekend, depending on whether audiences take to it it could do on-par with Into Darkness. Real gamble is how well Ghostbusters does in competition, whether it'll be July's big blockbuster or other movies will supplant it.

>all blue, no orange

GUARANTEED flop.

stfu faggot

lITERALLY NO ONE CARES

I rewatched Into Darkness last night and it really wasn't as bad as I remember it being in theatres

>blond white male with bkue eyes

Was it directed by the KKK?

He's Jewish (Ashkenazim*).

> they blow up the enterprise again

So sick of these remakes taking white men and casting Jews in their roles.

Pine's from Russian Jews.
Shatner from Ukrainian and Austrian.

that's the joke .jpg

No, I got your joke, I was adding on that they are also of slavic Jewish ancestry.

>Shatner blonde with blue eyes
He looks like a beaner.

He's got Hazel eyes, dunno about his natural hair.

And no one was implying he was blonde with blue eyes... Check your pulse.

Galaxy Quest thread?

Don't worry famalam, they got you

>implying the TOS crew didn't have two Jewish actors, one chink chink, one negress, one ruski and the bastard of someone who fell for the BVC
>that delusion
JJs Enterprise is whiter than the original.

>Buzz is it's the best of the reboot film
Oh yeah, I'm sure the rumours are from real honest critics who saw the movie but couldn't talk about it in the press and not the marketing department whose entire job is to make you believe this shit.

"Funny"

honestly didn't know it premiered last week, had totally forgotten about it

Looks like fucking shit desu

>last week
>release date is july 22

inb4 its not as shit as into darkness, but still pretty bad despite Pegg writing it
you heard it here first, folks.

GO SEE IT FOR ANTON

#DONTLETTHECARWIN

The trailer made it look like a DS9 episode.

Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

>Star Trek Beyond premiered last week
>In theaters July 22
Were you born like this?

>orange and blue

What's with all the space battles and phaser fights, anyway? If Picard was the captain, things would be different around here.