Be me

>be me
>17 year old virgin
>Live with mom
>she's about 43
>dad was never around
>no siblings
>Christmas time comes around
>mom and I go shopping together every year
>skip forward to when we have all of the present and are leaving
>mom sees condoms
>"Do you need any of these for Christmas user? I don't wanna be a grandma yet."
>just look away embarrassed
>mom realised I'm still a virgin
>giggles
>"it's okay anomie sure the younger girls just don't know how to treat you right."
Cont?

more

Cont

Nah might as well stop there

Inb4 fresh prince of the dinosaur

Kek

>not much happens the rest of the day got home and tried to avoid her
>skip to the next day
>"user, come down here please I need to talk to you."
>hereitcomes.jgp
>give big talk about sex and that it's good I'm saving myself for someone special
>not really just super ugly
>gets to end of speech
>"if you ever want to know anything about it or need some help with something tell me."
>17 yo virgin doesn't read the clues
>say "ok"
>that night on pornhub
>decide to Spank the monkey
>going hard to milf porn
>see in the computer reflection mom in my doorway
>"MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!?"
Cont

Yes

I hope she disconnected your Internet, you sicko pervert

Continue faggot

i like where this is going :^)

>it was really awkward at first but then
>she opened the door
>and then she got on floor
>everybody walked the dinosaur
>I was like shiieet
the end

I really hate you user.

I can't believe this thread is still up. It's Christmas and OP couldn't have the decency to have his false story pre-written.

Are you making it up on the spot?

Well done

Underage b&

>I'll teach you dear
>she brings me to her bed
>she unzips her pants
>I notice a big bulge
>"what's that mom?"
>"my love machine"
I used a diaper for the whole week after because I couldn't even sit on the toilet.

next time write it all down first and copy paste

This ain't OP right, right?!

I hope so...

The mods can't deal with shit tier porn threads that moot would have moved back in the day, but they'll kill this 5/10 story because this kid is 17.

mods kys

this thread is bad

already been 10 min, OP is kill

>she just looks at me as I scramble to thrown my pants on
>"don't stop user"
>just sit there in awe
>she kneels in front of me and pulls my pants down
>not gonna try fight it
>just remember I was about to cum
>as soon as she grabs it and strokes it a bit I cum
>didn't give any warning
>mom gives me a death stare
>look her up and down
>has cum on Christmas sweater
>she leaves
>I clean up not much else happens
>next morning
>walk into the kitchen
>mom in underware
>not rare she does this quite often
>"did you have fun last night user?"
>no reply just sort of nod my head
>"that's good because there's more where that came from"

lmao.

...

what that it?

Not a mental illness gif. Post is invalid.

...

>that night watching some tv
>mom comes in
>"merry Christmas user I got you a gift"
>she pulls out pack of condoms from store
>"i just thought they would be useful"
>mom sits next to me and puts her hand on my thigh
>she unsips my fly and grabs my dick
>starts stroking it
>not that great
>she can tell I'm not that into it
>"this'll be better"
>wraps her mouth around my sick and starts blowing me
>so good
>she can tell it's better
>she stops fir a second
>puts a condom in her mouth then onto my dick
>"now time for the fun part"
>she stands up and holds my dick in place as she puts it in her vagina
>feels good man
>don't last for long
>last for about three minutes
>was a good Christmas
And that's the story of how I lost my virginity to my mom. We went on fucking for about a year and a half when I moved out. Anyone else have any stories?

Bumping regardless of result

I molested my mom when she was black out drunk once. Anyone interested? Its a shortish story

bump, user

...

we r more interested in u molesting an under-aged sister, who u got drunk.

>Be me 19 out with my mom 3 or so years ago
> Mom 46 divorced, single
> Its her birthday so we go to the local bar
> Im driving us home so i dont drink too much, where as she gets completely smashed
> She starts getting to rowdy so I take her to the car and drive home
>She passes out on the way home
>Pull up to the house and half carry half drag her inside
> lie her on the sofa, her rooms upstairs and im not carrying her up there
cont?

Carry on

My wayward son

There will be peace when you are done

Don't you cry no more

Barbera streissand

DONT YOU CRY NOOOO MOOOOORRREEEEEEE

bump

Sauce please

Cmon
Bamp it up

> Shes chubby and let herself go a bit.
>6/10 not bad but not great either
> I get a great view up her skirt as she lies on the sofa
>Enjoyingtheview.jpg
>I check her, shes completely out, doubt anything would wake her now.
>Seeing a chance i decide to take it
>I slip her dress down revealing her tits.
>No bra
> Ive already come this far, might aswel continue
>I massage and suck her.
>Pulling down my jeans I kneel next to her, placing the tip in her mouth
>I thrust slowly not wanting to wake her
> Continue for 10-15 minutes before pulling out and cumming on her tits.
>I admire my work before wiping my cum off her and pulling her dress back up
>Talk to her in the morning, shes hung over and remembers nothing
>Gets away with it

Anyone else got any good rape or sexual assault stories?

U sick degenerate fuck

Yep, was worth it though