ITT:We pooly describe a film anons try to guess which is

ITT:We pooly describe a film anons try to guess which is.

>A nigger
>A white guy with long hair
>Ezekiel 25:17

Pulp fiction?

this guys right

>Loli with a bob cut.
>Italian dude.
>Pedo director.

To be fair that's all that was worth remembering from pulp fiction.

Just that?

And black guy being raped?

That's not poorly described you nigger

Here's an obscure but good one
>wizard gypsy's life
>does gypsy stuff, like stealing
>never buys his son an accordion

The Godfather?

bruh Lazy Town isn't a movie

Leon: the professional

That would only cover 1 of the 3.

>4 guys
>canoe trip
>1 ass raped
>1 drowns
>1 nearly drowns
>deuling banjos

deliverance

yeah...too easy

Correct
No?

Luc Besson is kind of a pedo, and it's clear he wanted to fuck loli Natalie Portman. The original script had her and Leon (who's Italian, though the guy who played him, Jean Reno, is French) fucking, her character was based on his wife who he started fucking when she was fifteen, and it's pretty clear from her wardrobe and hair (if you look at his other movies, he has a thing for bob cuts; he directed The Fifth Element).

>niggers nigging for like 3 hours
>one of them quits nigging and gets an actual job
>it's not sci-fi

>louisana national guard
>they piss off some coonasses
>coonasses hunt them down

>a nerd
>a nigger
>a girl
>a rock
>fail movie

star wars

Jackie Chan The Movie

unstable dynamite, South America.

kek, nope

Fant4stic Fail

Without a paddle

>woman mets gypsy
>gypsy curses her
>man of wife dies because she is a dumb slut

...

Horror movie
Teens locked in a house
Freaky antagonist who vomits blood

Evil Dead?

>Welsh brothers that share a bath
>2 tone 525
>AC fucking Cobra
>caravan fire
>burial at sea

Drag me to hell

>A friday
>A psycho
>Teenagers with hormones in the skin

God, that movie was awful

friday the 13th?

>Hobo
>Gun
>Lame look a' like Mafia guy

>thinks he's a sand nigger