Hello again. V here

Hello again. V here.

I hope everyone had a merry Christmas.

Round 2 begins. Just over 4 hours remain.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler
logs.omegle.com/ed84e9eba729a98b
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

How is everyone?

Nobody?

I'm sure there are a few lurkers. Like myself.

Hm, OK.

Any web devs want to have a very, very merry Christmas?

You'll have to get to work NOW.

Is this some kind of a new meme?
Also nice trips, you got attention of meme gods, so i could probably listen to you.

The fuck is this?

It will be a notable meme when I am on the Forbes 500. Alas, I am currently not. But soon.

Any more details?

For a web dev, all the details in the world. And a ten thousand dollars. Four hours of work RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

what is this a .onion link or a i2p link or something?

It's just a troll meme with some fake hash code

No, it is a SHA hash.

You cannot go backwards to the input. Only I can. Do not try.

Maybe the NSA could do it. In a few months. With all their computers. But they cannot in four hours, and neither can you.

Rainbow tables. Someone's got em.

I'm not too concerned.

Where's my web dev? I only need one. He must be competent.

This ARG better be worth it.

It will be. =)

You are going to choose to send money my way. Virtually everyone in this thread is. And you are going to be happy to do so.

Happy to send you money? This I'd like to see....

You will! Believe me. Unfortunately the send-money part is not NOW but SOON.

Got a web dev?

Post something on Upwork. Guaranteed replies within the hour
Otherwise, I could do the webdev work for you. But I am not 100% competent.

What do you need a web developer?

THE FAPOENING PT. 2?!

Smart! I didn't know about that.

I would prefer a Sup Forums sort of guy though.

I have some HTML pages here. I want them hosted by a competent fellow who is comfortable working with a website that will BLOW THE FUCK UP. I would also like him to do some simple PHP for me, or similar, because I do not need to know PHP to be equivalent to Leonardo da Vinci.

Vaguely related in some ways

That was a lot of typing. Have no idea what to do with it though.

You realize requisite gov folks or whatever are probably monitoring this, right?

Dubs. Checked.
Fucking.
ｃｈｅｃｋｅｄ．

Salright. I won't do them any harm. They'll love me!

So there's naked people involved?

Troll. You almost did gud.
The probably part gave you away.

Not for you. For me. Women love rich men.

lurk bump

Web dev? Anyone? Just gotta be competent. If you're not one go find one.

Define rich. An old mentor told me if I have change in my pocket, I'm one of the richest people in the world, and all I have to my name is a little change.

Hahahaha that's some shit, I'm going to be on the Forbes 500 at the very least.

Wait, how will you make money?

This isn't making me want to give you money...

That's OK. You will give me money for other reasons.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY WEBDEVS? I am getting ticked off here. You don't even need to be more than COMPETENT.

just to remind you guys this exists

Yeah that was kinda a TIFU moment with the days. No biggie. There was nothing prior to that.

Kek, you're probably a newfag from tumblr.
No, we're not gonna give you a fucking penny mate. No one believes your shit LARP anyway.

Whoa...whoa... watch that blood pressure buddy. Web Devs scare easily.

Nobody has to give me any money. They will simply choose to in a few months' time because it will be a smart thing to do.

Right now, I just want a web dev to do some simple work for 10,000 dollars.

Post proof of your said money.
And I will do all in my web developing prowess to assist you.

Ah... yeah, right. You got me.

Who's paying this "10,000"?

Me.

guy was incompetent enough to post the wrong date then he tried to fix it. also when V started to appear he didn't ask for web developers, until someone claiming to be V said that he would stop posting and every one after was fake. If you really want a web developer, solve the original hash code.

If you are a competent web dev, join Omegle with keyword "vvvvv" and I will immediately decrypt the first message for you if you will work for me.

I will gladly solve the hash for a web dev.

Bumping for validity

Waiting on that web dev. Omegle "vvvvv"

Ten thousand dollars if you're a web dev! Omegle "vvvvv"

Still waiting on my lolis here, hurry the fuck up please I got a rager here

No lolis. Real women. Real vaginas. Only for me. The monetary benefit is for everyone, but the vaginas are for me.

I can turn this shit into a MAGA thread in seconds

user you're starting to sound like ISIS there.

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Martin Shkreli is that you?

None of that religion shit. I'm atheist as fuck. Also not violent. Also one of the smartest men in the world.

do it nigger pussy

I'm done with this guys bullshit

Anybody know any web devs? You can share in the $10,000.

Quick, user, what's 2+2?

Please kill yourself/get cancer.

Thanks

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i heard this guy was pretty good .

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I think Bertrand Russell said that was 4. Or was that 1+1=2?

inb4 neckbeard

thanks man

>gib money
>i get puss puss
>V
>I erm change

SPIDERMAN THREAD TIME.

Ten thousand dollars. Omegle "vvvvv". This offer expires in nine minutes.

hah, autist atheist, fuck off. you're no better than 16 year old edgefags who spout "god is dead" without knowing what it fucking means.
fagit

I don't download spam so I guess I'll dump my /c/ folder. (even though I lost most of my files a wile back)

nigger

Why?

I simply said I was an atheist. Is that not allowed?

Or am I not allowed to be smarter and richer than you?

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both :^)

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being atheist is definitely a way to be a pseudo-intellectual, dickwad.
your brain is evolved to believe in something greater than what is earthly, so you're practically refusing to use all of your brain. you fucking ape.

remember who else was an atheist? Stalin. look how much good shit he did.

V here. Anyone like Wakako-zake?

Hoo-yah.

hey its me ur V

haven't watched it looks turn as shit though

Heh, rich and smart my ass.
You're probably a 26yo NEET who jerks to sh0ta all day.

O look it me, V.
Did I not tell you fuckers to listen to anyone else who says they're V?

Rare Pepe fred?

>You're probably a 26yo NEET who jerks to sh0ta all day.
that is the very definition of intellegence

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Hitler was a Christian, look how much good shit he did.

Hey newfag have you been to Sup Forums before?

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

*catholic

yes, I have been on Sup Forums.

Oh i love that misconception. He was an atheist. His beliefs were definitely something that led to the death of all those jews, and no real christian would allow that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler

Neckbeards and people who jack off to shots are common here. Trap threads are always existant. 1/5,000 threads are serious. This is why nobody takes shit seriously unless you show proof.

stop being a faggot
was I trying to prove anything?

logs.omegle.com/ed84e9eba729a98b

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT.

*OP is a faggot ;)