ROLL for your trait. Last digit will be what you get.
>TRAIT 1 (ending in 0-1)
Your balls itch every other hour. A lot. Totally ball busting scratchy.
>TRAIT 2 (ending in 2)
Your cock becomes 8 inches and 25% thicker than it is.
>TRAIT 3 (ends in 3)
Your balls become metal balls. You can still cum. But you just have metal balls
>TRAIT 4 (ends in 4)
You can talk to any body in any language and understand them. And they can also understand you
>TRAIT 5 (ends in 5)
Your cock becomes 3 inches. And you have E.D
>TRAIT 6 (ending in 6)
You smell like shit forever. No shower will help you. Smelly asshole.
>TRAIT 7 (ending in 7)
You become 500% more lucky. Your luck is pretty amazing now. In fact almost scary tier luck
>TRAIT 8 (ends in 8)
A nigger will rape your ass and film it
>TRAIT 9 (ends in 9)
A hot girl will blow you every day forever
Dubs
>You gain 10,000$
Trips
>You can never find a job and can never make money
Quads
>You get one wish
Quints
>You become god
Metal balls for life
Rolling for something good and better
Most interesting one in a while
Sup Forums
running out of ideas
Ok op ill play your little game
My wish is to be in a better financial situation than I am now
It's okay bros, I got the same. Luckily I don't smell like shit
Roll for raped by a nigger and filmed
i bet i get 0 or 1 or 5 trips, cause that's my life right now.
I'm going for metal balls.
so many metal balls and luck in this thread
Check these trips of uselessness
Meh, 500% more luck than what I have now would still be close to zero
Gimme the good onez daddy
Looks like a 50% chance of some kind of cock / balls change, rollin'
Yep, Cock to the ass. Going to get naked and go run through a cornfield backwards to prep.