Red flags for both genders

Red flags for both genders
I think we can all agree on this..

Men:
>plays video games
>watches anime
>watches youtubers
>was/is a virgin past 16
>is shorter than 6 feet
>has less than 100 facebook friends or doesn't have facebook at all
>make less than 50,000 a year
>doesn't know how to fix a car
>doesn't know how to drive manual
>is really into comic book stuff (there is a limit)
>spends more than 3 hours a day on the internet
>didn't went to college

Women
>has had more than 10 sex partners
>doesn't know how to cook
>keeps ex's around
>goes on tumblr too much
>feminist
>supports Hilary
>weights over 200 pounds
>has tattoos
>doesn't shave armpit/pussy
>is a morning cofeee person (don't talk to me unless i had my coffee first lol
>dyes hair frequently
>is still into teddy bears and kid stuff after 20
>liberal arts degree

I think we can all agree you're a faggot.

fuck off OP

if i didn't include the men part you retards would have agreed with me and added more on the women part

why are men so insecure

> has had more than 10 sex partners
I'd say more than 0 is already a red flag.

>doesn't know how to cook
>tats
>something something morning coffee

who the fuck cares

>has less than 100 facebook friends or doesn't have facebook at all
Fucking idiot millennial.

So basically everybody ?

>>weights over 200 pounds


lol. thems some high standards youve got there

>doesn't shave armpit/pussy
>is a morning cofeee person (don't talk to me unless i had my coffee first lol
>dyes hair frequently
>is still into teddy bears and kid stuff after 20

>didn't went to college
OP did you even go to second grade?

Just get back on Sup Forums faggot

>>didn't went to college
That'll do, pig. That'll do.

You would be surprised how few men make a >50k salary, and know anything about working on cars. Especially if they went to college.

Your guidelines for women basically eliminate every woman ever.

OP is a raging faggot.

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>Both genders at once

>Uses molly
>Uses coke
>Uses instagram
>liberal
>No job
>No ambition
>Can't drive
>On welfare

Oxygen thieves the lot of you.

Kek true

>implying OP meets said requirements

This guy is reasonably socially adept

so many people taking the bait

>plays video games - YES
>watches anime - YES
>watches youtubers - Only technical
>was/is a virgin past 16 - YES 18 is the lowest you can have sex at.
>is shorter than 6 feet - No 6 and 2
>has less than 100 facebook friends or doesn't have facebook at all - Friends are people you can touch.
>make less than 50,000 a year - $5K so suck me.
>doesn't know how to fix a car - I built a car and keep my tuner tuned.
>doesn't know how to drive manual - Can but prefers not to.
>is really into comic book stuff (there is a limit)- I collect them for their money value. Superman #1 is worth 75K.
>spends more than 3 hours a day on the internet - Beats television.
>didn't went to college - Two year college, suck it again.

you're essentially dividing your already slim chances of attaining pusci by about 100, good job mate

>18 is lowest you can have sex at

You go ahead and comfort yourself with that on lonely nights.
I was married at 17, and earning over 50k a year at 18, while also attending college.

Men:
> Attended university to be anything but an engineer, businessman, lawyer, or doctor.

If you pursue any degree beyond an associates, you are burdening you and your potential family with unfathomable debt. Unless you are truly apt to succeed in a lucrative field.

OK the men category is total bait. And who the fuck is op to say anyway?