ITT: We fight for no reason

ITT: We fight for no reason

Fuck you OP don't tell me what to do you little nigger

The force awakens sucked and it was only better than the phantom menace

Almost sucks as hard as you faggot

all white people should die
Stupid niggers

Jokes on you I'm a girl and I won't post my tits :)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Gtfo

I'm sure your parents are really proud of how much time you spend thinking/talking about fictional stories. Now tell me about how you would have a gf if it wasn't for the friend zone you pathetic loser.

Ok that escalated quickly

oc thread... refreshing considering all you see is trap, gay, and porn threads now..

try harder fag

nerd

homo detected

...

tranny

stale

this

Boy you sound triggered

Also friendzone is a myth perpetuated by losers like you ;)

>300 confirmed kills

More like 300 confirmed anal penatrations

Everyone In this thread besides me is gay

Sup Forums is better now then it ever was in the past

I'm not gay

Crunchy peanut butter is better than creamy peanut better in literally every way. Only a brain dead fucking moron would buy creamy over crunchy.

:)

The fact you posted that means you like dick in and around your mouth

White milk is better then chocolate

Legs > tits >AAAAASSSS

There is literally nothing wrong with being Canadian.

Small tits>big tits

>69
Is the position you're fucking your dad daily faggot

Dubs of pure lies. There is no way the person who posted this actually believes it lol.

You're correct

Checked

Trips of pedophilia

trips of truth
reality shifting
purpose of thread fading into nothingness in reference to this post

Fuck you faggot kill yourself already ffs

KMS

You fucked up cunt

I'm from Canada and I just want to let you know you are stupid and mean

More trips wasted on pedos and Canadians

*teleports behind you all and whips dick out*

Anal ain't gonna dispense itself

Please Not again nigger

I hope you guys have an awesome and blessed day that may be just as special as you guys are

...

Awh. Love you too user.

Bug off, you doo doo head.

Too fucking far you cunt

>Legs
>Not Thighs specifically
FOOL.

> A woman leading on a man, or deliberately flirting when she's not actually interested in him in that way, is a myth perpetuated by losers.

Are you actually implying this doesn't happen?
Like ever?
Never ever?
Not once throughout all human history?? It's just a big myth? Are you retarded? I've never been friend zoned because I rarely go out and socialize but even I know women are known to do this. In fact it's probably one of their greatest assets for getting what they want. It's how they compensate for being born innately inferior.

Prove me wrong.

> Pro tip: I am not wrong and you are fucking stupid.

Thighs are an excuse for justifying fucking a fat chick with low standards

Lick your balls somewhere else, you fucking dog!

I'm multiracial mountain hippie liberal trailer trash.
I've never felt like I belonged to a gender, religion, or part of society.
I do things that make me happy without feeling guilty.
I try to make as little impact on the environment as possible, but give zero fucks about people. I do it for animals.
I believe in strict gun control
I believe in participation trophies
I am the masculine figure in my relationship with a male
I am trying to fuck a married person and I do not give any kind of second thought to his wife


There, I listed all the reasons someone might want to fight me over.

Let's go.

Try harder newfag

Literal human filth. Killing yourself is the only cure.

You should drink jet fuel.

Nah.

Won't that kill me

If my existence is only to be toxic to your philosophies, it will have been worth it to upset even one. single. person. There ain't enough chemo to get rid of me.

Gun control and participation trophies I don't agree with. The rest of what you said I don't give a flying fuck about.

In all my time on this site I have never seen worse B8 idek if it can be called b8

This made me really happy because I made none of my post up. Not bait. I actually exist.

...

You're all straight attractive people,

I wish you all well,

>There ain't enough chemo to get rid of me.
No, but those guns you hate can do wonders about that.

This isn't a fucking intervention no one cares about all your singular opinions

DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME ABOUT MY LOOKS! I'M UGLY AND I ACCEPTED IT!

> In fact it's probably one of their greatest assets for getting what they want.

Truth.

/mlp/ is the hottest board on the Internet

No thanks, I'll just keep being alive instead.

Kys I have a feeling you are not joking knowing how fucked up that fan base is

Beastiality is okay but pedophilia + beastiality now you've gone too far

Are you a fucking mongoloid? Why buy peanut butter if you'd rather eat peanuts retard?

He's right you know

Neither is okay, you fucking freak.

Trap threads are fucking cancer.

>Not making your own crunchy peanut butter
Corporate shill.

Fat chick's are not hot. Just because a girl has a fat ass doesn't make her hot, it makes her lazy and subhuman compared to girls who actually try to look decent.

I agree whole heartedly. We should all get along now.

Fucking savage couldn't of put it better myself

Leftist liberals should be executed.

Who calls you? Shut your stupid mouth

Mid life crisis cucks who go out and buy motorcycles and join shitty biker gangs and talk about how cool it is are just sad individuals. Protip progressives suck dick.

Too much truth here.

Professional wrestling is the greatest sport, even better than nascar.

90% of global warming isn't caused by humans. Prove me wrong.

Actually I'd have to disagree with you. This is OP and he is pretty much just a faggot white boy who hides behind anonymity. Like a really faggoty white boy.

OP you look like a complete bitch. Are you even a male I can't tell.

Nosexual detected.

Batman is the worst comic book hero of all time. Come at me bro.

Dubs of truth

Niggers

You are a sad nerdy basement beast who still cares about comics.

You should an hero and record it.

I want to fucking die.
Tell me that im a faggot.

You are straight

Someone hasn't tried to read Spawn.

Star wars is fucking stupid. If I have to watch Luke giving Leah those "fuck me eyes" one more time I'm going to fucking puke.

All of you are sad human beings

Donald Trump will be a good president

Daniel Craig is the greatest 007 ever.

Incest is wincest

You're a straight faggot.

Original joke I'll give it a 9/10 you are one funny funny guy

Timothy Dalton is the best 007

Trump will fix everything and become the greatest president of all time.

He dun durn gonna build that wall to git rid of all dem spicks and dirty Mexicans