Why would two straight dudes decide to jerk off together? seems to be a pretty common thing

why would two straight dudes decide to jerk off together? seems to be a pretty common thing.

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it ain't?

not that common, but it seems to happen here and there, from time to time.

Well when me and my friend did it on several occasions it was just because the porn was on the computer and there wasn't anywhere else to do it. See, he didn't have access to porn at his house so it was a real treat. Anyways suffice to say I'm half a fag and knew it then. Hope this helps.

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did you both strip naked?

Ur gay

No, just whipped em out and had at it

it isn't common

was his bigger than urs?

it is for normies, only autistic Sup Forums posters like us masturbated alone as kids

>why would to people drink together
>why would people smoke together
>why would people see a movie together
You don't have to be dating or interested in dating to be close enough to someone that you share things with them

Better version

Nope, i have the bigger dick

I have a sex addiction - When I was 12 I had sex with 2 girls in my year, and then also jerked off my mates dick and let him jerk off mine. I've slept with 48 women and I'm only 23. I've been so horny that I've gotten some of my gay friends to suck my dick and let me fuck their asses. After I cum I always regret it cos I'm not even attracted to them. Fucked 5 guys, trying to not fuck any more or any more fat chicks either. It is distressing me.

Shut up and keep fucking, pussy

actually, if you both truly are straight, the i don't see how it's a problem. it's not like you're jerking off to gay porn.

necessity, very limited time places and technology to get porn. We'd both be in separate blankets or sleeping bags or something so we never saw eachother's junk or anything.
But 10ish years later and I'm becoming increasingly bicurious so....

this

I don't see what the problem is. Jerking off is perfectly natural. Everyone knows everyone does it, so why not do it with a friend?

Is this going to turn into a shota thread or not

hope so, thats why i have it on autorefresh

Yeah man sometimes you're just helping your bro out. Especially if he's in a dry spell. It's no homo, you're just being a bro.

I jerked off with my old buddy when we were younger

growing up playing team based sports, let's just say its a common thing. pretty much what youd expect to happen when you ship off 15 pubescence boys on sports camp with no time alone to fap and lots of time off

i missed out on so much by not playing sports :(

is it gay to jerk off to a hot chic? if someone else is jerking off to a hot chic near you is that gay? Kstew what do you think?

boy you didnt miss out on much. unless youre a bottom that can play off being straight as to avoid bullying, then you missed out on a lot of "pretend" dicking

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Classic "no homo" excuse

I used to jerk off with my best friend, and one day I reached out and held his hard cock. Then we snuck into the neighbor's garage, and I had him lay down on his back so I could suck his dick until he came in my mouth.

After he came, he got down on his knees and sucked my cock. I fucked his face for about 30 seconds before I blew my load right in his mouth.

Now it's 11 years later, and I'm married to a hot chick. But if I ran into him again, I would suck his dick in a heartbeat.

The tuth is that every boy finds arousing to see another boy's cock... they would even touch if they're intimate enough

So, are you claiming to be bisexual or only attracted to you former friend?

I did it when i was a kid, i biought home a Asian porn VHS and we all jerked to it together the 3 of us, we were probably 10 or 11, one guy even came on a friend as a joke, we even told the guy who never jerked it(according to him) to just keep going when it hurts(climax)

I'm only attracted to my friend. But things might be different if I met the right guy. I like my friend because he is a normal-acting guy and is good looking. I don't like effiminate dudes. they piss me off.

this. Cocks are just objectively superior to pussy as sex objects. even if you're hetero.

You know that you can't possibly be attracted to a single male between every existing men, right? and it is normal to Narnia citizens to feel disgusted by effeminate men. It is just a sign of denial

Im a cop... what is this twisted pedo shit step up ill put you in jail

Nope. Full on gay dude here. Flaming fags piss me the fuck off. If I wanted a girl with a penis I'd fuck a tranny. I like men. Normal sounding non feminine faggot men. I believe it's actually the ones in denial who like feminine men because they think it's only kinda gay because he acts like a girl.

anyone in LA or NYC wanna be jerkoff buddies?

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You first claimed to be only attracted to your friend, now you're full on gay dude... I'm confused by your confusion. BTW I'd rather fuck twinks than bears and I'm definitely not in denial.

I'm not the original poster I just added my 2 cents

You know the terms twink and bears so you're obviously bisexual or gay.

Yes, I am bi

When I was in middle school, I would hang out at my friend's house before and after school a lot, most of the time it would just be me, him, and his old senile grandma at home.
Between playing vidya and having airsift wars, sometimes we would take turns playing hentai games on his parents' computer and jerk off at the same time. Not together, not jerking each other off, just two guys watching animooted porn and jerking off in the same space.

Now we were in scouts together, and he did offer to suck my dick during a camp-out "just to see what it would be like", to which I declined. So idk, maybe he is/was closeted bisexual or some shit, but I am and have always been 100% straight.
He never brought it up again and never said anything of the sort again, so idk.

So in summary, I have no fucking idea why it happens, it isn't gay or anything unless you're attracted to each other.

yeah me and my friend suck each other off all the time but we're both truly straight so it's not gay.

Even if you're jerking yourself off, you already have a dick in your hand - you're half gay at least.

I could go go around? see who gets done first.

>I am and have always been 100% straight.

You are like a little baby. Watch this:

>not knowing about jack crystals

Stop regretting it and enjoy and you'll get over it, fag.

super feel ya on that user. Similar here.

they wouldnt and it isnt

But how?

Just a couple Bros trying to charge their JO Crystals.

I've done this a couple times with my friends. Not a gay thing, we would just start watching porn and felt the need to jerk one out

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mee too several times several diff buddies none of us are gay today by any standard