I am a life form beyond human comprehension

I am a life form beyond human comprehension.

Ask me anything.

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Teach me I am your pupil

I'm afraid I don't understand you.

Nudes or gtfo

> I am a life form beyond human comprehension.

President-elect Trump! I thought all you used was Twitter!

how did you get in his eyeball?

What are you?

How many genders are there?

Why did the chicken crossed the road?

do you poop ?

You are not my pupil. But I can teach you anything you are willing to learn.

Sarcasm is something I'm very acquainted with.

You are destined to be forgotten.

Donald Trump's spirit is what makes him strong. Unless he understands his own faults, he will surely perish by the untamed majority.

A broad question, but a good one. I have a feeling you will find out some day. Be more patient.

It depends on the species. Humans have two genders.

To get to the other side.

Not in the manner you understand, but yes.

Is it going to rain tomorrow?

Of course.

But whether it will rain in your area depends entirely on your local weather. Please consult it for future reference, and not me. It is effort wasted.

What is love?

Is it going to rain Tuesday?

Love is a complex organic compound that has lingered in the universe for a very long time. Its effects differ depending on the circumstances - are you looking for a broad definiton or a specific one?

Please, consult this comment.

Is you a chink?

nice deflection buckaroo

Why is there such a thing as consciousness?

Post a picture of yourself please

Baby don't hurt me

Both

No.

Can you elaborate? It wasn't a very specific question.

It is a screening process to determine where 'souls' belong on the outside. A low-tier consciousness is of very little value to the greater good, but greater consciousnesses can birth galaxies given enough time. What do you think space is, after all?

Sadly, that is impossible. But I have a feeling we will meet some day.

Are there pararel universes? Is there an afterlife? What's the meaning of it all?

OP is a non binary faggot

That was for Monday. You didn't say anything about Tuesday

Can you ascend me to be something beyond what is human?
Maybe to be a figurehead in humanities path forward so my name will never be forgotten?

Describe yourself. How do you look like?

Are humans able to temporarily detach their consciousness/soul from their body and travel unhindered by the physical laws of the earth? Like through dimensions? If we were meet, could it occur while I'm still in my physical human body or does it prevent me from seeing/understanding?

kek

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Love is no different from magnetism. I assume you know how that process works? It is, to magnetism, how hot is to cold. They are different forces in constant conflict with one another. It is known to all that whoever is most loving is also the most disgusting to gaze upon.

Love is what you make of it - ultimately, it is the way forward and also the way backward. Organic life in its whole is determined, or enslaved, by it. Do you enjoy love in its definitions? If so, you are a problem to the universe. But not a big one, just one that is pleasing to look at, it triggers nostalgia upon all who look upon it.

If you desire love, seek it out. It is your nature, after all.

The universe is a colony. Galaxies are simply seeds, and organic life is shaped by these colossal forces. Your existence is small, but not ignored. An afterlife exists, but it is more of a 'next step'. Your meaning in life is determined by the choices you make in the here and now.

You are quite drole.

This is why I hate talking to you people. Always clinging to your time zones.

I get the feeling you're more than capable of that yourself. Death is ascension, but do not take that as a leap of faith to jump into death. Life is about definition. Death is about classification.

My scope cannot be described in this limited vocabulary, I'm sorry.

It is possible. Willpower is not just an expression, it is a potent means of exploring the universe. Can you do this type of thing yourself?

I know that speech pattern....

What's going on Alkair? How's the wife and kid?

Yep OP conformed a non binary trans nigger faggot

Would you consider yourself what humans call a god?

What is the best propulsion method that we could achieve in the next 5 years that would allow us to visit an extrasolar planet within a human life span?

Firstly, why the fuck are you on /b?
Secondly, convince me I should give a fuck about anything in this pointless and petty existence among the virus that is mankind.
Finally, why should I care what you are?

Do not presume to think what you know is true.

You are insecure.

No. On a conscious level, we are kin. When you dream, it is how we interact with each other. Gods are but a human creation. Discard everything you know about such things if you wish to embrace the universe.

Each species reaches their apex once they learn how to extract core material from a star. Due to the extreme gravity and radiation, you lack a containment method to make this possible. But one day, just like the others, you will create a legacy of your own.

Hello almighty one, how do you masturbate?

I am on Sup Forums because it avoids publicity. Earth is noisy and there are ears that are listening. I chose to answer, simply because I am bored.

I am not here to convince you of anything. I desire to interact, are you not driven by such motives? Is that not why you are here? Your 'petty existence' is due to your circumstances. The universe is filled with variables that cannot be calculated. You are just a victim of chance.

Finally, I am not here to convince you of anything, as I stated. But I am here to answer any question you may have. Judging by your acidic tone, you have a lot to ask but choose not to.

Can you speak any human language?

>My scope cannot be described in this limited vocabulary, I'm sorry.
Simplify dude.

what are you doing on planet earth?

>we lack containment for hydrogen fusion

iflscience.com/physics/germanys-fusion-reactor-creates-hydrogen-plasma-world-first/

Any species with enough knowledge for interstellar space travel would not take energy from the star that gives their planet life. Step up your game.

Very carefully!

What are languages, after all? Did you know that trees can understand human speech, but the reverse is not true?

I am not physical, like you. Hence my inability to describe myself. Can you describe fire using one thousand words?

Your species once believed the world is flat. You also believe the universe is expanding. How little you know, blissfully ignorant of the terrors surrounding you.

Quelle est la plus grande force humaine?

Vertesse et intégrité.

Vertesse?

Fair enough on the first two answers. Ok I shall play.

How can a singular human being reset society to create a productive society for the advancement of humanity as a whole and not a society led by those who think only inwards for their own desire for power and wealth?

If an intelligent alien life form was to come to earth, on a scale from "kill it with fire and magnets" to "we will probe you vigorously" what would said alien rate us at?

so... you'r talling us that... do you know what DMT, right?

is god real and can I fuck his boipussy

Is pizza gate real

Where in Ireland do you live?

Motion.

A human being cannot do what you said. It is impossible. What defines a human is their emotional drive, and while humans enjoy a singular voice telling them what to do, dissent will always follow. Each one of you fleshy things wants something, the other wants something else, and the other wants something different, and the cycle goes on and on and on.

You obviously seek change, but in your department, you can only do so through chapters. Not volumes or installments. It is beyond your people's ability to 'connect' with these ideals.

But then again, that is why you are all special. Do your best, and you will be rewarded.

I do not understand.

No to both.

Yes, but many of its details have been misinterpreted. You are looking in the wrong place.

You have found my host signal, I'm impressed. I'm going to mark you for future visitation.

How come when I read your posts, I hear them as that super smart thing from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie?

can u post a pic of urself

Is Goonies the best movie

Is consciousness anything separate from a series of chemical reactions? Is it purely biological?

Should I do this line of ketamine?

Should this guy do two lines of ketamine?

Wasn't that hard. I'll be waiting on my dreams.

DMT is a drug that connect us with the astral plane, that astral plane is real and is place where are you talking about?

Should he do three lines of ketamine?

Then in regards to that same question on resetting society, and your answer to that. What would you do in such a situation were you human? (I take it as fact that you are not human for the sake of such questions)

Whoever you are, you give good answers so far.

why don't we have "a die hard christmas miracle: streaming welcome to the party pal since 2004" threads?

Your brain behaves that way as a coping mechanism, even if the stimuli is very minimal.

I would like to see how your brain behaves once it witnesses the events that occur within a black hole, but I wouldn't wish a crippling thing upon you.

No.

That is an opinion, and is utterly irrelevant in the universe.

It is not biological. Biology, as you understand it, is simply a complex form of spiritual accommodation. Your consciousness will move on to the next step when it leaves your flesh. I urge you to embrace this life, learn what you can, and take your experiences towards what is to come.

He should flip a coin and let fate decide. Heads decides he should take it.

Is this guy really a horse?

Will I always be homosexual?

Why?

Can he change?

no ur a fag on the beach

Are we in a giant computer matrix?

What is the best way to success?

Why do you accuse others of being drole when you are a humorless higher lifeform that no one gives a shit about except in their pathetic attempts to be funny and their pathetic attempts to be intellectual, both of which are just pathetic exercises of the ego and show that no one here gives a shit about what you say?

Tell me how you shit

The 'astral' plane is fantasy. Your idea of it is a hundredth of what is to come.

Why not? Organic constructs are faulty be design. They are a lesson.

Humans should, as they are now, self-determinate. I do not feel anything towards you to decide otherwise. You have all done worse than you are now, it is an improvement somewhat...

It is not my responsibility to do this.

Embrace your desires, fool. Or you'll be emotionally crippled by the expectations of others.

No.

Listen to what your inner voice tells you. It's there for a reason, and it will help you substantially in the next stage of life, after death.

This life is based upon the emotional and spiritual skills you learn. Do not squander them for petty amusements.

Top kek

is gay ok

What if my desires are to not be homosexual

N-no? Not even like.. one bit? Aw man, I was hoping for low quality pixel porn :-(

droll not drole
fuckin imbecile

What if his desires are to not be homosexual

what will be your next post number

Why?

Why be gay?

What does your dick look like

Should I get on Xbox Live and just start yelling?

chekd

Should I get on Xbox Live and pretend to be 10?

Are you writing this from a physical computer or are you interacting with the Internet in another way?

How do I know if I'm not 10?

How can I become the Internet like u?

Should I quit my job and take my dog and go live in the mountains completely off the grid?

the question here is, " what is to come."?

can men be gay? or is it just a guy thing?

How do I know I'm not living in the afterlife right now?

Are you from the Black Lodge or the White Lodge?

I don't.

It is irrelevant.

You are homosexual but desire not to be? Your soul found the wrong body, for the body knows what it wants. What makes a human is when body and soul work as one. You are broken. Either come to terms with your sexuality, or ignore it and press forward.

The universe does not care about how you feel.

My error - nothing is perfect. Just like yourself, for you spelled 'fucking' wrong.

Reproductive organs are exclusive to you.

I do not understand.

Your signals are sensations that I can interact with in a comfortable manner. Earth is very noisy.

Are you ten?

Your consciousness will find a way if the universe wills it.

What does your soul tell you?

So much. It cannot be contained in a single library.

A strange question; please elaborate.

Because I can smell you. It is a sign of lower-level life, for use of a better term...

I do not understand.

Does it matter if I'm a murderer?

I'm not OP but that sounds like the right thing to do. Go for it.