Coffee mixes best with semen

coffee mixes best with semen

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>coffee mixes best with semen
Khajiit pls

scientifically proven, image proves it

ew

Where's the mistletoe toe~?

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NO NOMS ON CHRISTMAS

what did you all get for christmas?

it's not yiffmas anymore

socks

For the last time Katten
Its INSTALLING NOT DOWNLOADING!!YOU DOWNLOAD THEN INSTALL! (Nerd rage)

i got socks too wowee

got a new guitar

Nothing. I got nothing.

I am not really a fan of technology.

That were blessed by God even.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

NO NOMS FOR 2017

and PJs.

waht does the blessing do?

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that goes to nibi levels of autism not nerdiness

Roooarrrr!!!

Tea
stuffed animals
Moar depression

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some sweet clothes.

i gifted myself a cb3000, a 5.5x7.5" plug, and a massage wand too. finally can have a reasonable setup for faggery

Wish I could get a femfur to fuck for Christmas.

Makes it so he can eat that pussy and not be a punk.

not 2017 yet either

im trying to get myself a vibrating prostate massager but cant seem to find a good one

i did not get those.

what kind of tea did you get?

wowee! lucky bucky he is

and bladed instruments.

Exactly. He lived fast, died young, and fucked like a god damned retard.

A mix set thing
The container you put it in is shit
My Tea Vana strainer works best but at home

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I mean, we can strive towards the ideals of 2017

i am hoping that a plug + the massager wand will actually push and buzz enough that it will accomplish that. i have a couple other toys for prostate orgasms that work reliably too, but yeah vibration would be fun.

i'm excited to just shove the wand up against my butthole on max intensity though. more BZZZZZZ than a fuckin vuvuzela

rudeboy

>being proactive

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liek what?

i should worship him now he sounds kinda rad

nice~
i love tea

>having your butt licked

throwing knives
it's making me want a sword though and that's annoying cause money.

He is the raddest.

i just shaved it so go ahead

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how fun~
i have a throwing knife thats somehow hasnt shattered fromt he abuse we put it through. we even heated and cooled it a lot to try to make it brittle but the lil cock sucker keeps on

plus he serves shit tons of wine!

Just walked across town and nothing is open for food...

And fish. And he's like, eat it, niggers. My God! He drank so much wine his blood was actually wine.

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in the case, use my face

I do too
Its finally at 5%!!
Once done and GTA O is done too will you play with me?

Bananaders might show up and join us too

that crazy nuggah!

truck yeah we will!

yeah duh goofball lol

except chineses

I crave breaded ravioli and only have basic shit.

what about them?

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they're open on yiffmas

The most brutal gift of all, Nothing.

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mhm they are!

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Damn, gets me every time. Full mast now.

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just like my cheeks

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Didn't miss much, eh?

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Nope

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Someone post mistletoe taint

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So guys, I have a little invitation in my email. If you guys wouldn't joining in...

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does this count

Ill pass

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Funny thing is I'm a straight guy but I'd love to be surrounded and gang raped by multiple cocks as they force me to swallow their cum and be a slut for them. I'd pay to be degraded and fucked to tears.

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