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>when was the last time you had sex?
>how was it?
>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?

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6 months ago.
It was alright. Turns out she was cheating on me so sex was pretty dull towards the end.

Like a month ago, wasn't great, was a tinder hook up and she had a hairy bhole.
Had some blow jobs smile then from a girl I see. They're always solid.

>Friday
>damn good
Having a wife is great for easy sex

virgin
idk

>friday
> kinda depressing some fat chick wanted to blow me in my truck but then she was like just give me the dick and yeah
> she still wants to see me again not sure i want too.

7 hours ago. Shy girl but fuckin slutty in bed

>13 days ago
>awesome because it was my first time without a condom. Shes on the pill
>shits so cash

Like 4 years. I was a normie in highschool, and it was all downhill from there.

Don't even remember what the last time was. Long time girlfriend I fucked hundreds of times and set me up for failure the rest of my life.

>3 months ago
>Fuck tinder chick
>sex sucked
>5th time in a row that it sucked
>Decided to be abstinent for awhile
>Decided to join the military

tldr Sex was so bad that I joined the Navy.

>when was the last time you had sex?
September

>how was it?
Pretty terrible. I fucked her good but she had some weird autism so she was silent as a stone the whole time.

>why?
I make excuses.

October... with a separated MILF.

Shit was cash

>like four days ago
>decent the wife picks up on all my fetishes and finds ways to bring them to bed quite nicely

Today. Was away all week. She has a big ass. Usually pull out but put on Condom to cum inside.

should i do her again or just block her and end contact, she is kinda a hog. and is married,,,,,

Virgin. I dont understand my sexuality.
How am I supposed to know?

4 years, awkward introverted overweight avg looking white 27 year old guy making pretty bad money living in the hood, never go outside besides work, all girls on dating sites not white or dont respond, dont know anyone around

This morning, like 7:15 am. Came inside. Got my dick sucked four about 20 seconds as a goodnight kiss about 5 minutes ago. Haven't been a virgin in 30 years.

Block her. Hit it and quit it if shes a married
hog.

around 4 hours ago before gf went to sleep
as good as always

We have an otherkin amongst us.

Ug, *for* about 20 seconds. Thanks Swype.

>3 weeks ago
>okay, got to try anal with the girl for the first time (for me), still cant cum.

issac?

Anyone want to see my girlfriend and i? I don't want to fill out the questions

>last time
mid september
>how was it
short and unpleasant sadly wish it lasted longer
>why
this was after a break up with my gf of 3 years and i havent really dated or been with anyone since but im really dying to have sex at this point since i dont masturbate (cant climax at all from it or blowjobs)

>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?
I used to be a fat autist. I started to eat better and exercise a few months ago now I'm just an autist.

2 years ago.
it was weird.... didnt wanted to.
im not really good on getting laid, also focusing on university, not that much people talking to me.

>this morning with the wife
>was really good as always
>she can only go once a day because she gets sore from me

virgin
I'm a beta fag, don't really ask girls out. Too shy irl but im a fuckboi online.

A week ago with my fuckbuddy. She came 4 times. I came once - inside her of course.
She's 22. I'm 40.
I'm out of town visiting family over Xmas. She's been texting me dirty pics nonstop, begging me to come back early and fuck her.
Shits fun, but it tires me out.

same fag here.

I havent been able to cum since me and my girlfriend have been together.

i can cum when i fap, but when it comes to fuckin, nothin at all.

any tips?

End of October. Was fucking fantastic. It was with a 10/10 Dutch escort. Legitimately one of the best bodies I've ever seen, and gave incredible sloppy deepthroat.

Currently single and not really looking, so I probably won't fuck again until next time I'm in Amsterdam in March.

>>was really good as always
Sure pal.

Have you found that as you're older the game is easier user? I'm 38 and it seems it's damn near thrown at me now days just from a little flirting.

Where in Amsterdam and how did you find her? I thought prostitutes were all ugly.

Sure.

I wouldn't have married her if the sex sucked.....

Same age. I'm going to try flirting with the slightly ugly but fit and big titted shy receptionist at my gym.

So you married her just for something to fuck? Sounds like a pretty shit marriage, that or a NONEXISTENT marriage

Most of the girls in the main RLD, De Wallen are hot as fuck. Mostly Eastern European girls who look either like pornstars, or the hottest botch in a club in Bulgaria on a Friday night.

This particular girl was from the escort service, Society Service. Won't let me link for some reason, but Google Society Service Amsterdam and you'll find it. Girl I saw was Louise. There are pics in her profile, though the face is blurred out.

3 weeks ago. Was way to drunk to even cum but thats probably a good thing cuz i ended up hitting that pus raw

Believe it or not some consider a healthy sex life important to their relationship.

No I didn't marry her just as something to fuck. I married her because she's good looking, smart, funny, motivated, and generally a really fun person to be around. I however wasn't going to subjugate myself to a marriage where the sex sucked for eternity.

Sometime in September

It was okay. Didn't cum but she was really into squeezing me with her kegels which felt great

>2 seconds ago I get fucked by my student loans daily

Thursday. Two french (Quebecois) prostitutes. It was okay, they were super sexy and are both porn actresses, so they're good at what they do. I did get annoyed that they spoke with each other in French the whole fucking time. Not worth $750.

virgin
had exes but never went in
because i was only successful with girls in
highschool. had my dick sucked loads tho
now ive left ive turned into a
depressing anxious faggot that doesnt leave their house

>When I was 18 (5 years ago)
>It was pretty good. More enjoyable than every other time I had it.
>Social retard. I'm apparently funny, good looking and /fit/, but I'm fairly shy and tend to keep to myself.

Thinking of getting tinder but I don't like taking pictures of myself.

>Been depressed along time, contemplating suicide a lot recently, have had night terrors my whole life and sever sleeping issues have basically crippled me.
>Ex GF comes over, we started dating when she was 18, Im 32, sees im having a rough time.
>Tosses me a get well lay.
>I was savage on her, left her a sweaty, panting, mess, got up to get a drink of water and she had passed out already. She really knows how to take dick.
>I lay awake next to her for 5 hours before I can sleep.
>Wake up screaming. She left while I was sleep.
>Text from her, "We can't do this anymore."
>Sigh, text her back with the cruelest, harshest thing a man can text a woman, "whatever."
>Crash my car in an attempt to kill myself.
>Check into a mental health facility. Ended up staying for a month.
>Doctors have no fucking idea whats wrong with me.

I dunno, shes a solid 10 in bed.

I fucking hate when bitches do that. Had two Bulgarian chicks once, and they were doing the same shit. I always assume they're making fun of me or some shit, though realistically, they're probably just chatting about mundane bullshit to kill time.

5 to 6 years ago
i don't remember.
i am person that doesn't do so well in the world with others.

Good luck with it user. Just be confident and have a fun conversation to start.

thanksgiving cause girlfriend is in college
she's not all that good at sex and i never finish :(

Yeah, 100%.
I think it's mainly a combination of confidence and achievement (in life, not just talking to girls) that really draws women in. I could never pull girls in my 20's like I can now.
If I'm being really honest - the attention is nice, but i don't really give a shit if girls like me or not. I've had a lot of sex and it's not the be-all end-all I thought it was when I was 25.
I expect you're the same way, user.

Thats animals or something wtf! I'm definitely not into that

No idea, really? Sounds like depression and night terrors to me. I'm honestly not trying to be a dick, I was in a psych ward for a month as well after trying to kill myself. Keep your head up man, two years later and I'm a completely new person--just needed to find the right treatment.

y u greentext 1 line fkn nig

Exactly! I'm sure it's harmless conversation, but it totally kills the mood for me. I lost my erection twice, and I was hooking up with two hot alternative girls! Fucking hell.

Last night
Girl was blowing me and my dick is thick. Her teeth kept scraping me and it kinda hurt but I went with it. After I blew my load down her throat, I saw she ripped a 1 1/2" strip of skin off my dick with a sharp tooth. Every time my dick touches something now it burns like a bitch.

bro are you shitting me? I know that feeling

i love you maria

>About a 6 weeks ago
>A friend of mine/hook-up buddy called me up.
>It wasn't the best since we were both really fucking tired, but she has really nice tits.
>Her moans are great, always get me closer to cumming

Not kidding at all but I wish I was

cuck fagit

Yea, I agree. I didn't have a bad time in my 20's but now I get shit like "there's just something about you!!" Once you figure out what kind of man you are and stop caring what others think it gets way easier.

Diagnosed with MDD and sever sleep issues while I was there, just couldn't find the underlying cause for the sleep problems. I'm taking 450mg of Wellbutrin XL in the day time, and 300mg of trazodone at night, but I till lie awake for hours, and snap awake with night terrors, sleep paralysis, or sudden waking at least 2 times a night.

I'll be taking a sleep study in a month to see whats going on with my brain.

2 years ago, feels bad man. Current girl I'm talking to actually sucked my dick one night cause we were both drunk and horny but didn't cum bc too drunk. We were hanging a few weeks later and I pulled out my dick and kept pressuring her to suck my dick but she got pissed and wouldn't do it. Don't think I'm gonna fuck her but oh well I've waited 2 years I can keep waiting

Yeah, I mean at least have the courtesy to pretend you're not bored as fuck. I know I'm not giving you the most crazy, eye-rolling orgasm of your life or anything, but fuck, I paid for this shit, at least give me a good performance.

September 2015
Broke up with gf of 7 years
I've been thinking of calling her for some sex, but she's vanilla as it gets

>pulled out my dick and kept pressuring her to suck my dick
>she got pissed and wouldn't do it.

Oh lord.

24 hours ago. Got an escort as a present for myself. It was only ok. Got a discount on a 3some since she was helping train a newbie. It ended up being more of a training session with me being used as a fuck prop.

Nothing wrong with that

Like 3 years
Gf broke up with me and was a lot easier to date in college, now living with parents because of all the debt and that's pretty much an instant no from everyone I've tried to get with

dont fap for a couple of days before you fuck her

Hope the study helps you bro. When they were trying things out with me Trazodone was one of the medications I was on. Ended up finding a high dosage of Escitalopram helped me significantly, I take high doses of Melatonin to help with sleep, and still take Trazodone intermittently. Best of luck buddy.

Are you fapping with the death grip? I've had delayed ejaculation because years of edging for hours with porn and too tight a grip. Been working to fix it with only using a fleshlight occasionally like 2x a month and no fapping just building up until it's time to fuck.

They look amazing, how much was it?

Yesterday i fucked my gf. but i've been trying real hard lately to fuck someone else, hopefully making head way with a co worker.

I'll give it a shot. I'm fit and good looking for my age, but I'm an engineer, so kind of an autist. But she's like 19, so she probably doesn't know any better.

A year ago.

It was great. It was pent up and I needed to get it out.

It's been a while because my house is a fucking mess. I really need to get my shit together.

3 days ago, and that was just a lucky hookup. The girl initiated everything
Before that, the last time was in February. Had such a long dry spell I couldn't get hard when the time came

Thick dicked here too. My frenulum is torn / missing from a toothy girl.

I mean at the end of the day that's the difference when it comes to escort performance. Let me pay up front, then let's spend the last hour pretending there was no money involved. I want to feel like there's something genuine there. I mean with both know there's not, but come on, put in an effort. Then again I'm an actor so that all sounds perfectly reasonable/obvious to me, maybe I'm wrong.

>>when was the last time you had sex?
2 nights ago, gonna call her up again or a different slam piece tomorrow
>>how was it?
Eh it was okay, she desperately wants to date but I have 3 other girls I wanna fuck and plan on trying out a guy or two soon
>>if it's been a while, or you're a virgin, why?

The young ones are used to guys their age acting like animals, being broke and being clueless about most things. She might think a grown man is a breath of fresh air.

Society Service is pricey. They start at €700 for two hours. Louise is more expensive, because she's one of their VIP girls. She's apparently some big-time music producer or some shit, so she only sees select clients. I paid €1250 for 3 hours with her.

I've seen a few of their girls over the years and they were all fantastic. It's a pricey service, but I never felt ripped off. Was always 100% worth the money.

Bout an hour ago. It was damn good as always because she a pawg.

>about a week ago
>was horrible, had to get drunk to fuck landwhale
>not drunk enough
>couldn't finish
>shame, disgust, regret
>dick smells weird ever since
>drinking memories away daily

This happened a month or 2 ago.

>chilling at a family party
>ex texts me
>interesting.jpg
>chat for a bit, and she asks if I want to come over since her parents aren't home

You know that meme about a guy saying no when a girl asks them to come out and as soon as she says that her parents aren't home, they do the impossible to get there? That was me sorta.

>I get there
>We chat for a bit and drink
>shit goes down and clothes go off
>i eat her out
>having trouble getting hard
>dick sucking, grinding, etc doesn't work
>FUCK
>eventually we just stop because her parents are almost home
>leave

That was the night I almost had sex for the first time. I don't think it will ever happen again (hooking up with my ex), so I beat myself up from time to time over what it would have been like to get my dick wet lol. I actually don't care about continuing to be a "virgin" (as in oh no I remain a virgin!) but man am I sad that I missed out on the experience at least. I think it was a combination of drinking too much and good 'ol anxiety.

Big deck boi here, it fucking sucks. I've only been blown to completion once, it took 45 minutes because I had to constantly ignore the Fucking teeth.

I agree. The best escorts I've ever been with are the ones that make you feel special, and make you feel like they're really enjoying they're time with you. They probably aren't, though who knows, maybe sometimes they are, but it doesn't really matter.

Those are the girls who get my repeat business. The ones that actually make an effort to give you what you want and make sure you're having a great time. The ones who can make you feel like there's a genuine connection there. It's all an illusion, of course, but it really does enhance the whole experience.

ha, I found myself

Anxiety fucking blows man. My suggestion is go for a walk with her or something.later explain you had difficulty because you were nervous because you think shes "way too beautiful" turns an insult into high praise to the girl

But some tadalafil from a peptide company. You can hammer nails for hours with that shit.

Last week exactly. Got a 10/10 bj, made her cum via oral with one finger inside her pussy and a little rub on her asshole. The I fucked her cowgirl and doggy until I came inside her creampie included. Nice session.

>pic related

About 3 days ago. It was okay.
She has a habit of finishing before I'm done and then just calling it quits.

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How's sex in the navy seaman?

Friday night. Live with my gf. Get sex whenever I want.