Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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I never was straight to begin with

>turn homo
>looks on Sup Forums
>trap threads
>cock rate threads
I'm not sure, but I think it's been a while now.

(Sono)
goodbye cutie! See you later

This neck straw is keeping me awake

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b-bye

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so are you gay or bi?
you never answered
are you gay or is this a meme?

I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

I'm bi with a slight preference of guys.
But I don't know if Sono is gay, bi or straight

If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA

Threads dead?

Yes. No one can stand me

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someone say stand?

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KITTY!

DIOOOOOO

bump

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So some guy didn't throw a ventilation down the building after some anons counted to 10.

Now they tracked him down.

God it's dead here.

It's like that this time of day. Blame Chara and her lack of a ventilation.

Oh lord. Who made this

Should I have waited until later?

Shoukei Inori.

Nah, just stick around. People generally start coming in soon.

Wot

Ah, right, so there'll be a new wave of people for you to start showing me off to.

You heard me!

Pretty much!

A new user who's identity I can only speculate at?

Are you trying to say you made it and are being a cheeki breeki ._.

It's the only reason you wanted me here, isn't it?

Kind of.

Can I ask what the point of these threads are, I barely understand the waifu thing.
Thought I had a waifu one time, but turns out not really.
Not trying to hate, just curious.

No! I told you the nae of the artist!

Nah, just a bonus!

Funposting and making fun of Rorys bike.

>my lack of ventilation
Bitch I'll ventilate you first

Who dis, new phone

It's more of a circlejerk thread open for new anons than an actual "we love our waifus to death" thread

You're welcome to join conversations.

And would this user be a person of some association to this sloot here?
People just use it to talk really. The occasional actual waifu talk occurs though.
Give it time user, your waifu will find you

Fucking fite me m8, I have 2 fans. 2 NIGGA 2!

Who the hell you calling a sloot?!

I don't know, you seemed quite insistent on wanting to do it yesterday.

New person.

Maaaaaaaybe.

You of course
Identity confirmed. Nice to meet you

Oh yeah? I have 3 fans! 3 NIGGA 3!

So, do tell us about your new waifu, Makoto Attachment

Nice to meet you too. I guess calling me Anastasia would be fitting around here.

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Appreciate it.
Had this thing for Riza Hawkeye.
Don't think it was waifu stuff tho.
Wish I had some Riza stickers for my truck, got a Shinobu sticker coming in tho.

>Makoto Attachment
I'm just an attachment now?

I wanna do it every day though~

You're a sloot!

THREEEEEEEEEE! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S LIKE SATAN GAVE ME HIS PORN COLLECTION!

>Truck
I hate you and your damn lights blinding me in my low car.
>Weeb stickers for truck
But you still muh nigga. I wanna get a few for my RX7, since it's all beat up due to accidents now.

That's the generally accepted way of doing it. Unless you would prefer otherwise
:o
Hmmm, I wouldn't really see Hawkeye as waifu material. But the same could be said by anyone about anyone else. What matters is if you think she is

No problem. Are you into cars? Makoto is your guy then.

Yes~
Anastasia it is then...
You're Ana now

I DON'T GET MOVIE QUOTES!
I mean, I watch most movies in german since I live in austria and we only have two english cinemas
and I also don't watch movies!

>my lights blinding anyone
My lights suck so much I rarely drive at night.

Also, fc or fd.

I really want to get an S30 and itasha the fuck out of it.
Prolly with monogatari shit. The girl in that were so damn cute.

Lewd.

I don't have anything I'd prefer more. Anya works too.

Why am I only an attachment? I'm my own person dammit!

I'll probably forget both unless you come around with any regularity. I'm bad at names

Riza's personality was just so intoxicating.
I had a hard time not seeing her as an actual person.

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I'll probably be around often enough, at the very least I want to get to know what Mako likes about this place I guess.

youtube.com/watch?v=1fjX-OXl0pk

'91 FC Convertible. It's NA, but still fun enough for a first car. But it's been in a few accidents so far, so probably not selling it anytime soon, and will more likely pass it down to my nephew in a year or 2.
>Lights no longer go down due to a pushed in bumper on the right side
>Front driver side quarter panel is pushed in, fighting insurance company for it since it was the other guys fault and they're saying it's not
Still drives like a fucking champ though.

Saving up for a Turbo Hardtop FC if I can, since I'm too poor to afford an FD anytime soon.

>S30
Nice choice, it'd be an interesting car to Itasaha for sure. If I ever did it to mine, it'd be Makoto-ized.

It can't be helped.

>That's another Alice, they like it in the butt more than I do.

Nuh-uh not on here.

The people. Your girlfriend likes the people on here.

This again?
God damn... now I remember it.

>liking it in the butt more than you do
Is that possible?

That's not really such a bad thing. I feel the same way about Alice. But I'm a hopeless future wizard so, that's not really saying much
>There's nothing to like. Flee while you can!
I'm only better because it's the most socializing I do in a day, and I think the same could be said for quite a few others
U fokn wot m9?

That's false

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WOOOOOOOOOOW!
>Maybe, I don't know yet!

You heard me!

>liking the people
Eww.

Yeah well I don't tend to have much to do during the day anyway.

What's false?

You don't know yet?

NIGGAS THREEEEE!

Well, you love Makoto, so you're guilty of the "Eww"

Any car is fun when it's your first, but you got a really good one. Mine was a 77 Courier. I also have a 90 Z32 I love the fuck out of. It's just not street legal.

Not a wizard myself, didn't even watch anime til my 20's. But she's also so damn cute. How could I not love her.

Shush.

Why you spread lies ree ree
The people here suck. Especially that Chara guy
Ah, you'll probably have am easy time getting to know people
>don't go in the cancerous discord groups though
What he said was false
I didn't get into anime until I was 16. But that's because I them had a computer of my own to sit quietly in a corner and so what I wanted with.
I always saw her more as the onee-san kind of character. I had a waifu before posting here and Alice, but the character was ruined slightly by the creators catering the audience and changing her personality a bit

You now I'm on the way to wizardry, I don't know yet!

AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA!

Well before that, I had a CBR300R, and a ZX11. The rod bearing shot on the CBR, under recall, and took like, 6 months for it to be fixed.
ZX11 blew the third connecting rod, and the injectors are shot. Waiting to get out of debt to get forged internals and an oil sprayer for it.
Funnily enough the rotary has so far given me the least troubles mechanically, but HAS given me the most trouble in terms of accidents.
Plus, mines TECHNICALLY not street legal, since I did a cat delete in Commiefornia.

>Courier
Nice truck, no rust on it?

>Z32
Funny enough, the guy I bought the RX7 from was getting rid of it because he got a Z32.

Hope you stick around user, you'd get along well with Karme and Sameji!

>Implying lies
::::::^^^^^)))))

Most of us are lovely people.

Makoto excluded. She's the loveliest. You lucky thing you.

You want to fight?

h-help...

>cancerous discord groups
I'm in some pretty cancerous chats already.

Wanna find out?

I mean, is it really fair to compare people to Makoto?

The onee-san this is my thing.
I like older women so...
Not to get weird, but I've always wanted an older sister. To pick on me, have fun with.
My actualy sister is 14 years younger than me so it's more of a daughter thing with her. Only person I'd give my life for.

I am not!

And help with?

.....maybe....

I guess it's pretty darn unfair, yeah.

Yes you are!

Help with getting away from this meme

Half truths at most. It was one time, and being open to the idea doesn't mean more than you
Oy vey, I've been caught :^(
REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION
Oh no. Has he already immersed you in a telegram group
My sister ruined any thoughts of ever having a thing for women who are slightly older than I am. There may of course be exceptions, but for the most part, they all seem to be similar in temperament and attitude.
I would love a younger sister, mainly for the opposite of the above stated reasons.

Only maybe?

So how's things?

Nah, the cancerous chats I'm in are sadly of my own choosing.

I am not!

Nope, NOW GIMMIE THE $50 OR I SUE!

Yes it does!

.....fine, I do!

Mah nigga.
Started on bikes with my dad's cbr 10rr.
Have a 954 myself.
And the truck is very little rust. My grandad bought it in arizona, but he passed and it's sitting in arkansas til I have room to store it.
>Commiefornia
That's what I'm dealing with, fucking liberals...

Little sister is life. I want to get an imouto on board sticker without seeming like a lolicon (even tho I kinda am)
But all I want to do is protect her from everything.

You do?

You can't hide from me!

Things are going fine. Had a nice christmas. What about you?

Any plans of meeting Makoto soon? Saving up money for a nice visit?

Well, if you aren't I'm sure your girlfriend will make you the cutest.

>$50
SLANDER!

Oh. Why not just leave them then :^)
Nice meme
Nothing wrong with being a lolicon. I don't fap to it though, because I'm more of the "keep them safe from everything" kind of guy
I'm playing the genocide card. It's a get out of beating by Nazi free card

Damn man, I'm jealous. Currently, the CBR works, but there's an odd power loss issue that I need to have checked out. Honestly, that's what I should do today if the bike store is open. Take it down there and tell me they fucked up the rebuild somewhere.
You in this shithole of a state as well? NorCal or SoCal?
>Raimu
Friend bought me a Bakuon towel from Nipland on his visit.

Y-Yes!

But she's the cutest, so I can't be.

I MAY BE MENTALLY CHALLENGED BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT!

but... but... ugh, fine, you win this time!

I'm sure she's adorable too, but you're still a cute

LOL DO YOU STILL WANT TO KEEP GOING? YOU'RE NOT PROVING ANYTHING!

I had a good Christmas, spent it with a couple of friends of mine which is pretty neat. That and I spent the day talking to Mako, so I couldn't really ask for anything more.

Saving up money for a visit is definitely part of the plan, it'll be quite expensive though.

>I'm sure your girlfriend will make you the cutest
Why do I feel like something's being implied here?

Because apparently I was born in the cancer and I'll die in it.

Well that settles it then.

I do fap to, but actual little girls I have nothing but parental love for. I don't know what the disconnect is about.

Army, stationed in colorado. But from SoCal, next to the border SoCal.

Would marry Female Stig and ride bitch for.

Wish I was into anime when I lived among the nips, but alas I was only a child.

I am not!

ILL CROSS THE BORDER AND YOULL LOSE A WHOLE $250!

Oh?

>Next to the border SoCal
San Diego?

I agree. Alas, I believe I'll be the She Stig in my relationship here.
>Unless Anya here manages to get way better on a bike than I.

The furthest I've ever traveled was to Louisiana for a family reunion. It was alright, but only there for a week. Otherwise I've rarely ever left the state.

Reparations please, be a good goy :^^^^^)
>bane voice
You merely adopted the cancer, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see chemo until I was almost a man, and by then it was nothing to me but a new kind of cancer
I don't really know what it is. I can't stand the thought of fapping to loli, and children are like Satan spawn to me. Loli moe blobs are a fucking best though
>mfw moe loli blobs

カラミチーマス

That sounds nice. Wish I had that special someone... eh, whatever, I'm just going to keep on hitting on interesting people.

>It's quite expensive
yeah, I realized. Costs a lot of money to fly back and forth, but I think it will be worth it.

>Why do I feel like something's implied here?
Whatever you mean :^)

Yes you are! Gimme a hand here, your Makoto is a cute, right?

fuck, no, stop, I can't anymore.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
REEEEEEE

calamity masu

Worse.
El Centro, Calexico/Mexicali (Never know which people recognize better)

I just really like cute anime girls. Everything posted here is great. Last gf had an anime sounding voice, so it was great if I closed my eyes.

I can't explain why I like loli to begin with, although it has to be a particular kind, I'm very picky.

kimochiiii

Well, it just means that we'll have to try it at some point.

>Unless Anya here manages to get way better on a bike than I.
I almost feel like that's a challenge.

I actually have no response to that. I've been Bane'd into submission.

Hitting on interesting people is what got me here, so I think that kind of thing works out eventually.

>Costs a lot of money to fly back and forth, but I think it will be worth it.
Oh definitely, that's why I'm going to find a way.

>Whatever you mean :^)
I just feel some really implying going on here, that's all.

>your Makoto is a cute, right?
Super cute. Absolutely the cutest.

Ooooouh~ Bannana

I'm pretty sure goy is unisex
No need to try and explain it. People like what they like.
And with that, I shall hand you off to Makokokokokkkokoookoto :^)

Bored of talking to me already?

What? So you hit on other people even though you have Makoto? Heresy.

Good luck with finding a way! I wish you good luck with it!

It's not a bad implication if that's okay

To be fair I thought it was a typo... and I never heard that word before.

Yeah, I've come to accept that. I just do whatever it tells me to do.
I'm just really glad I don't feel that way about irl little girls.

Banana you say

>So you hit on other people even though you have Makoto?
No I hit on Makoto and that's what brought us together. Partly.

>Good luck with finding a way! I wish you good luck with it!
Thanks. I'll probably be saving for it as hard as I can in the future.

>It's not a bad implication if that's okay
I never said it was, just an implication.

I'm not a good conversationalist. And I'm really out of things to talk about
It's the singular version of goyim, as I understand it
Ikr, otherwise I'd be trying to be onii-chan to every fucking adorable girl I see

How was your Christmas?

ur gay

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How was your Christmas? Get anything good?

Incredibly so.