Dog breeds from your cunt

This is the Xoloitzcuintle, the breed dates to over 3500 years ago.

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why does it look so retarded

looks like a giant rat

it does look pretty retarded

This is Vladimir Poochin.
Just a good boy

What's so special about it that makes it different to other breeds, if you don't mind me asking, Mexibro?

kek

Why don't you google it you retarded fuck

Hairless

Dogs are shit tier animals and pets

What about the CHIhuahua?

This is truly an ugly dog. I went to visit Mexico when i was a kid. There was one of those next to kukulkan site. I thougt the dog was ill and dying.

Blow away, little leaf.

This is the Çomar
He's having an existensial crisis

I like it.

Xolos were considered sacred dogs by the Aztecs, Toltecs, Maya, and other groups. According to Aztec mythology, the god Xolotl made the Xoloitzcuintli from a sliver of the Bone of Life from which all mankind was made. Xolotl (god of both lightning and death) gave this gift to Man with the instruction to guard it with his life and in exchange it would guide Man through the dangers of Mictlan, the world of Death, toward the Evening Star in the Heavens.

>I thought the dog was ill and dying.

lmao

Funny how if you replace Dogs with Finns in your sentence it won't change.

they were raised to be eaten. also, they dont bark

More like Choloitzcuintle

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Why retriever?
What does it retrieve?

We have mop dogs

Very good for cleaning the parquet with

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1900 years

>tfw finnish long range patrols used the finnish spitz to track down and slaughter subhuman r*ssians
feels good man. truly mans best friend.

ducks, animals, other game for hunting
they are bred to be excellent swimmers as well

i like this dog

What about it?

They are cool.
Not really, over 90% of the bones found at archeological sites are of deer that were hunted. The Aztecs consumed few domesticated animals, not even turkeys (associated with Tezcatlipoca).

>tfw russians didn't even need dogs to be able to smell finns.

mexican hipster band porter has a song named after the xoloitzcuintle: xoloitzcuintle chicloso, meaning something like "sticky xoloitzcuintle"
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it's pretty catchy.

I actually have one of these big lads

Västgötaspets is probably the oldest native breed. It's about 1100 years old.

do they do anything interesting?

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kek

they can do magic tricks

Not to my knowledge. They are your usual herding dog.