How do I get her back? :(

How do I get her back? :(

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you need to get her in first place then lose her to maybe get her back

I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

Maybe there's some spell I could use? Telepathy? Voodoo?

I honestly thought that was a girl I went to school with for a second.

Maybe it's because all dinks look the same to me. Kek.

Chloroform
Duct-tape
and
Rope
with
Patience
and a
Panel Van with NO WINDOWS

I want her heart not her body :(

Well that's just WAYYYYYYY fucking easier...
>Get rich

Cut it out then fag

I'm a conceptual artist, dudes like me don't get rich :(

stalk, kidnap, rape, torture, murder, then proceed to surgically (or savagely) remove her heart.
>now you have her heart
>congratulations

Well now we have to get OP to specify

You want her heart physically or metaphorically?

My suggestion was to get rich which would get her heart metaphorically.

But this user suggests physical removal...

You know what I want? All I want is her to text me, text me RIGHT NOW.

Text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, text me, you stupid stupid stupid girl.

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U don't

I'm an aesthete, I don't watch videos with fat people in them.

You could always KYS and leave a sappy note about her being the meaning of life and shit, then she can all cry at your funeral and shit and you can metaphorically have the whores heart
>ONE LAST TIME

One of my friends did this and he was good enough to leave her behind to be passed around like a joint at a Grateful Dead concert.

No girl is worth KYS4

How did you lose her in the first place? Need some backstory here to give proper help.

Tell that to my friend...
>Oh wait

>right click
>"save as"
>click
>?
>Profit

First post her nudes and Facebook.
Then anons will send them to her.
Then you will surely get a text from her

I'm offering this TERRIBLE advice because OP hasn't already started assembling a sound proof room in the basement for her like ANYONE else on Sup Forums would have.

>P.S. Egg Cartons can be used as sound proofing without actually purchasing sound proofing insulation the FBI can track back to you.

It's complicated.

She's a spoiled little bitch.

My biggest aspiration in life is to become a normie.

Stockholm syndrome is a psychological condition that causes hostages to develop sympathetic sentiments towards their captors, often sharing their opinions ...

My hands are tied, I can't pretend nothing happened like she expects me to, it's her move.

So THAT'S how Sup Forums works...

Kys

drug her and then bring her into your subterranean rape dungeon.

Can't in a way that I want.

Gay

Where do you last remember leaving her?

>It's complicated.

Then UNcomplicate it, Pinhead. You want some advice or not?

Either you did something stupid and she left you, she did something stupid and left you, or Family had something to bitch about it.

Facebook

You realize that she left you because she didn't care about you, then continually demean her for her lack of humanity every chance you get.

Is it reasonable to expect from a woman to say sorry for things that she said?

Yes it is. It might take time for her to realize it, though.

Yes, but almost immediately she regretted it. I pretend I don't care when I see her, is that a good tactic?

First of all, being "available" for her is not a good tactic. She has to realize that she dumped you, and she lost you for good. Otherwise she will see you as the guy who's always there when there's nothing good to do.

Cut ALL the ties with her it is possible for you to cut, block her FB, block her twitter, block her on whatsapp or whatever.

And, IF she returns, DO NOT MAKE HER RETURN EASY. Ask for time, because you are wounded as well and need time to heal blah blah blah.

If she doesnt comes back, you have erased one ungrateful hag from your life. Have some goddamn selfrespect. You wont won her or anything else on your life without it.

You're welcome.

Did all that. When we meet (I ignore her), she acts like she wants me back in her life, quite bluntly, but doesn't approach me for some reason. I don't understand why. She thinks I'm really intelligent, maybe she's afraid of talking to me.

Fuck the ugliest chick you know and make sure she's aware of it.

Why ugliest? How about I fuck one of her best friends? Good idea?

Make it her ugliest best friend for extra win.

That would need to be her cousin then.

If she's interested enough, she'll aproach. If not, its her loss.

She keeps acting like she's interested, but isn't doing anything. She seems to want me to approach her, or is not sure if I'm still interested and doesn't want to be rejected.

You don't. Find another female, lots out there, and lots are better.

Noooooo I want her!

Like you said, she might be acting that up just to make you available.

If she's honest, she'll have to come by herself, leaving the fear of rejection by the side.

Don't make it easy for her, show self respect, even if you're dying to have her back. Trust me.

>dudes like you can't get her back