8th Thread

8th Thread,
Come on user, finish this as you promised

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melbourne sucks. op is an abo faggot.

bump

where's the unusual hairy ballsack?

Come on paint-equipped Sup Forums we know your still out there

You mean Mr. Bait?

He "got picked up by the cops," but claims they let him go. Of course, he's a faggot, won't deliver, and is bitching out...like everyone else here.

Story?

Assailant here. He was breath tested and failed so had to go down to the station for a blood test. They said I can pick him up so I'm taking his car there now. Not so easy to drive and browse Sup Forums.
We rolled through a stop sign as a patrol car was rounding the corner.

play with kangaroos you ausfag
also saged

>Op says that he will throw a fan out his window if Sup Forums delivers on counting to ten
>Sup Forums delivers
>Op does not
>Sup Forums pinpoints his location
>user en route to paintfuck his house

Suuuuuure...

sounds like bullshit...

yeah considering nobody in Australia calls cop cars "patrol cars"

>Op says that he will throw a fan out his window if Sup Forums delivers on counting to ten
>Sup Forums delivers
>Op does not
>Sup Forums pinpoints his location
>user comes up with an exagerated lie about paintfucking his house and now more lies about why it won't happen

Kek this thread got me b& twice today but I'm back.
Guess I'm a gluten for punishment.
Must be something to do with my femdom/feet fetish?

Location?

>i'm a gluten

encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Cpt._Jackass/Fan_user

itt everyone bitches on user for bailing

Managed to get a pic before they took my wingman.

God speed blue pepe.

wtf am i looking at?

a pic of what exactly?

that wiki page is more entertaining than the actual threads

topkek

The flashing lights. I'm at the station now. They said processing and testing will take about 15 more minutes.

It means I'm greedy.
Merry crimbo user.

the word you were looking for was glutton, lmao

pic or it didn't happen

Lol
Come on
Make better fake pics plz

Not if he's drunk.
Even if he's sober I predict a long wait.
Good job you're a faggot and are at home about to get tucked into bed by your mummy.

Just about to leave. He was just over the legal limit, by a cunt hair.

you're a fucking liar. they don't call them stations in australia. processing isn't an australian word. testing is an exclusive american word. fuck you. lying amerifag.

>te
>tto
Why do you give a fuck? You can't even create full sentences user.

there's a closed garage door in front of your car

That's where the cop car went in.

because gluten is a protein found in wheat

We're leaving right now. Be 15 minutes.

take a picture out your window, you fucking twat.

He needs to be sober to be charged.

Good spot but we already know the fag is lying anyway.

Quit whilst you're ahead user. Look what happened to the last lying faggot and learn from it.

DILLIGAF

so your car magically changed into a different car?

hey im heading there too
can we meet up
i brought a friend along is it cool?
i have nothing on i guess i can just shit or pee on his door lol

just stop with the lying, literally no one is falling for it

>gluten for punishment
Unexpected kek

please let this be true

this car is LHD, are you even trying user

just ordered to his address 5 large pepperonies

I literally baited countless anons for the last 5 threads. In all honestly I'm sitting in front of the computer at 06:29 having another glass of Merlot.

Was just about to say that.

What's the big deal with my spelling, you can still read what it says.
I've never seen Sup Forums act this FB fag before

#Sup Forums'sHitAnAllTimeLow

Don't believe the guys above
im not associated with any of them i always act alone
just had a little problem with an officer
asked what i was doing with paint and balloons
i had to come with reasons like midnight party or some shit but unfortunately he didnt buy it
he confiscated all my shit
so im going back home and get another paint can and balloons
this is still on i promise user trust me i'll be updating soon with a pic give 15 mins

Newfag. Grammar and spelling used to be important here and people would get their shit called out.
The influx of phonefags has changed that because now people rarely use capitals, and punctuation. They have also started using acronyms because typing out full words is too hard on a phone with an entire keyboard and 3 pages of punctuation marks.

oh fucking cunt
my phone's also acting up again
it drained the fucking battery (fuck i should get a new one)
i have to charge it up again a little so i can take pictures
make it 20-25 mins

ill bite

Don't fail us now user.

>gluten for punishment

So?
What do you want, a fukun medal?
How dare they call me out on spelling without proper grammar and punctuation.
The very nerve.
Also only newfags say newfag, KYS.

Way to prove his point newfag.

Cops don't confiscate stupid, innocuous belongings. They legally cannot do so unless they're illegal or you've been detained.

fucking*, also
>critiques people for not making proper sentences
>doesn't form proper sentences

they do here in australia fool

Explain?

LOL

I do make myself kek sometimes.

Check'd

Nigger, read all the quoted posts before you start waving your jew nose in things.

No they fucking don't, you fucking moron. Unless you're living in an uncontacted tribe somewhere with clown police riding Kangaroos in the Outback, the police are not your parents.

Thanks user but I think I got this.

Lets keep this thread bumping

Still waiting for this faggot

Dont die on me

Had to go to a christmas diner so did we properly dox OP?
Do we have a name, street adress, phone number?

just the adress

Alright boys. Just got back from the cop shop. It's fucking 05:00 so I'm going to have a shower and turn in. I will start a new thread at 22:00 EST if I get my time difference right and I will blast that building with paint and water balloons.

Gogo comeon

will be waiting for it

2 thing you wanna look up. Basically apply to all countries which aren't ruled by monkeys.
>Reasonable suspicion
>Imminent danger

Can't deliver. Just got arrested in the hallway from my room to the shower for indecent exposure. Court date is set 2 days from now and I have to remain in custody until then.
Lost 250 GBP's too.

the fuck

lol I just think its funny how you fags say you got stopped by a cop who so happened to search your car and take your " water balloons and paint" I find this bullshit and ur not going to deliver. no cop would ever take your paint and water balloons unless you had a bunch of coke or heroin inside them. I call bs

on way to Melbourne will repost thread in about 3 hours

>5 am
>light
areyoueventrying?

goodbye, thread

Day took ma watar balllooons!
What's so hard to believe user?

Ever heard of a time zone faggot?

God speed user.

its 5:26 in australia you cockmongler

on way faggots keep the thread bump

this, sunrise is soon

On my way faggots keep thread alive

NOT EVEN TRYING MAN

user delivers!!!

Check em dubs

its 6.37 here about to change time zone soon
weather getting bad to

Bump for user.

Newfag just keeps posting pictures from Google.

Go home guys, nothing to see here anymore
/thread

DUBS

Ultimate newfag /threads own post.

keep making threads guys it's still late night here
i'll do it in the morning
trust me it'll be legendary

"rainy day in seattle" new computers have reverse image search option with one click stop posting fag pics. google it

You think I'm an idiot but I ain't the one sat researching this shit.
The threads dead.
The dox was hours ago.
Retards keep creating threads so I keep finding them and winding normies up.
Oh and if you think there was 7 threads, that was me too.
God speed you adorable little fags.
You're like fluffy kitten versions on user, all of you.

on my way anons

wow what a plot twist you sure played us
oh what am i gonna do now
we never would've guessed
your acting as a mentally handicapped person was so convincing

Why are you still chowing down on bait?
I just told you what it was and you just carried on eating it?
I'm out
Enjoy the rest of your xmas anons.