I got an idea,
Lets give a kid cancer and then when the make a wish foundation shows up, we'll get the kid to ask to meet Gaben, then he ask when half life 3 comes out, get the info from the kid, and just like that we got ourselves a release date.
I got an idea
Asher Nelson
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Robert Long
GENIUS!!
Nathan Russell
Dubs of brilliancy
Ayden Gomez
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Xavier Peterson
FUCKING GENIOUS,
Nicholas Russell
Genuoise
Joseph Rivera
I like it.
Kevin Davis
That's a good plan, i think.
Matthew Hall
>I'm sorry little johnny, but you are going to burn in hell with no half life 3. we don't make single player games anymore. Fuck off and die already.
-Gaben
Ryder Roberts
>johnny I promise not to release this game til you beat this disease if you can't have it no one can.
Julian Perez
50/50 situation, worth it
Camden Cook
>"Don't worry little Jhonny, you are getting the first copy of Half life 3 when you get better, you can't play in this condition, so wait until the cure of cancer has been found.
And gentleman that's how Gaben would fuck us all over again and gain nothing, except giving cancer to a child.
Juan Bell
Our gaben censored everything related to Half Life in the votes of Steam only for the relationship with Half Life 3.
If we sickened a child with cancer and made that plan, I do not think Gaben would release information, anyway.
Samuel Harris
m.youtube.com
Ian Murphy
Which is still a win in my book
Gabriel Young
Well, that is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through.
Cooper Adams
yfw he says its dead and never coming back
Josiah Jones
You absolute madman!
Isaac Richardson
Lets be honest here, if Gaben had ANY sense about him when they teamed with the vive they should have made HL3 a Vive exclusive, that would have easily sold VR massively and brought it into the mainstream.
Noah Bailey
:(
Jordan Nguyen
> Half Life 2: Episode 2
> Portal 2
> Team Fortress 2
has nobody noticed yet that valve can't even count to 3?
Instead of making Half Life Part 3 they made Half Life Part 2 Part 2
We will never have anything part 3 because they are simply incapable of comprehending a number past 2.
Nicholas Cooper
Old joke in fact.
Also left 4 dead 2
Oliver Roberts
Job done, reading this post gave me cancer.
Jackson Nelson
That fat fuck is gonna die before he even considers any. He's making so. Much money now why bother