To all straight anons, if you were offered $2000 to suck a cock for 10 minutes and swallow his cum, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $2000 to suck a cock for 10 minutes and swallow his cum, would you do it?
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sure

gimme da loot faggot

that's no brainer you imbecille
how about the minimum mony to do so?

Yes if he has no hair on him

I'm being honest the lowest amount of money I'd go would have to be like $10,000
Now if it was shot tranny $ 2000 would be fine

no

Hell, I'd do that for free!

show me the money

But who shot the tranny?

Yup

You're fucking retarded.

i do it for free

I'd do it for a buck fifty and a Coke

im gay, and with the same situation i'd do it for £5 ($5.40 ish)

Nope

>STD free
i'd do whatever he wants.

For 2k? nobody knows?

Yeah no question

Not $5.39?

oh go on then, but just this once ;)

>Gay Guy
>STD free
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There is no amount of money to buy me to do anything that I don't want to do.
OP is the worst kind of fag that thinks everybody has a price.
This is not true OP, you can't make straight guy become gay.

Yeah I'd definitely do it. I'm straight but flat broke. I have a huge oral fetish too, so I doubt he'd last long.

nohomo man 2000 bux is 2000 bux a nigga in need i am man gimme the money i need it bro!

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Yes, I would do it.

Now what would make it even easier is if he was big, old and fat. Why? Because I can't stand the thought of sucking the cock of someone I identify with.

sure, i was always a bit curious about sucking dick

Yes. Please offer me this right now.

Yes

Only cause nobody would know, and can't be a disgusting dude

I'd do it for free.

He's not asking you to be gay he's asking you to slurp down a fat cock

Yes Id probably get horny and eventually sit my ass down on it and bounce on his cock but w/e

Give me at least $12000 and I would do it. I'm not broke enough to settle for less than that.

All this measures is how desperate and broke someone here is.

only if the guy wasn't a giant fatass

no. not even if it were 2 million. because no matter what you spend the money on, it will always be dick suckin money.

yes

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>not being autistic little can't


Pick one.

a dollar is a dollar

I have sucked a lot for free.

I'd take 2 million even if everyone knew and I had to wear a hat that said "DICK SUCKIN MONEY"

Yes, as many times as I could. Heck, it's 2k$ for a 10 minute work.

2000?

fuck if no one knew what happened i'd do way worse things than suck a cock for that amount of money

same

for that dick I'd do it free

>2000$ in 10 minutes
bitch, of fucking course, I will never make this much money this fast every again

Add three more zeros to the end of that sum and I'd probably maybe think about it.

only acceptable answer

It's only $2000. No one but a faggot is sucking cock for that chump change.

hell yeah

thats easy to say when you're a spoiled little american child with no clue of the value of money food or everything keeping you warm and safe

merry Xmas Gays

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If anyone one here is actually straight and answering yes...
1. Take a long hard think if you are straight
2. and or maybe consider spending less time on the internet looking at porn...


Just sayin

it's not a big deal

doing a shit job you don't like but pays well

basically like every fucking employed american you can find

Dude I would rob and kill before I resorted to suckin dick. I'd rather die of starvation. I'm. It homophobic, I just couldn't live with myself.

Coming from someone who's done tecnically WAY worse shit for money

This guy on the other hand... He may know the value of money and or may be in a hard situtation in life where he/she knows the value of the currency he/she holds and therefore would be doing it to live rather than the sexual enjoyment... Respect from a user for being honest... What ever the value of respect is on here

for 2000 ? hell i'd even let him and his friends gang rape me ... i'm poorfag :(

I didn't mention the money, but this guy has a point though

but that's just you and your issues then

I'm straight and I'd do it, of course I'd suck that cock so well he'd give me ten times as much money when he'd finished and ask me to be his boyfriend.

Couldn't I just rob the faggot instead? I'd rather do that.

Everyone has different morales and what they'd do for the money at times...
this guy isjust a straight homo... But there's nothing wrong with that even if we all think there is

>mfw they were both me

>senior year
>me and 2 bros corner a freshman in a bathroom stall
>tell him to show us his dick or else we'll beat the shit out of him
>he gets really flustered, we start chanting SHOW YOUR DICK, SHOW YOUR DICK"
>he finally takes it out
>he has a semi, wtf.jpg
>each of us take turns giving it a kiss before calling him a faggot and walking out
Best freshman friday ever, we got that fag lmao

i used it do it for £30 when I was a teenager so sure.

You should only suck a guy's dick immediately after shooting him in his stomach with a handgun.

I ain't you...You just wish you were me...Don't fuckin lie Gary... We all know the truth

can i do it every week?

Nah bro..Only with that 870 MCS...Then do it

nice b8 m8

everything is falling apart

Why does that guy look like jerma985?

...

Shit son...I wish I never had you...Even your mum thinks we should have aborted..But I knew this thread would come...One day

me too

Well, if it lasted like 1-2 minutes instead of fucking 10, and I got more money, I might. And besides, the average male ejaculates after 2-3 minutes. 10 minutes is a lot longer than you think when you're doing something you really don't like.

Hell I could go for one right now

...

I would do it. I need $2000.

My car fried a couple weeks ago..... I think I probably would, but glad I don't have to make that decision!

Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose.

Faggot.

yes that's the stuff you'd hear from your parents

and it hurts me to know what you are forced through

in the past present and future

of course i'm not saying anyone should be a cock-sucking faggot

but you have clearly been locked in brainwashing

it doesn't matter what the given objective is

maybe muslims maybe cocks maybe niggers maybe liberated women

in the end your mind has been forced and locked

you know it and you can't do shit about it

the world is in a very sad place

The keep secret part is the best part. I'd even let the guy fuck me for an hour for 2k.

Saying it's "of the flesh" means it's enjoyable, faghead, "the flesh" is the homo Christian way of making you deny things that taste or feel good.

>on road trip
>open rest area comes up
>omgineedtopee.jpg
>park car and rush to mens room
>first stall is open, go right to it
>hardly notice older daddy at the urninal
>inside stall, push door closed drop pants, work down panties, and have a seat
>ahhhhhh.gif
>feeling better, realize the daddy is outside the stall, peeking in the crack around the door
>>Does he see my pink panties?
>unbutton shirt to show off bra
>he starts rubbing his crotch as he watches me
>look up to his face and lick my lips
>he goes into the last stall (more privacy)
>finish peeing, pulll up panties.
>panties and bra exposed, to the last stall
>He has cock out
>I drop to my knees
>suck his daddy cock for free
>swallow it all


Damn right I would suck safe and secret cock for $2000, or $20

Im not gay but 0$ is 0$

I have sucked many cocks for free.

As if pleasures of the flesh and the intrinsic nature of man are even remotely different
We exist to procreate so there are more of us so we can lrocreate so there are more of us. Procreating feels good for that reason. We engage in that act without reproducin, whether fucking a man or a woman with birth control. Fun ensues.

Please continue, tell me how I m wrong. I won't be offended and I will listen and take it on board.. Just, please continue

What if he doesn't cum in 10 minutes?

Absolutely
Jesus I'd have a new laptop and five grams of heroin for one blowjob

that was a very funny reply and if i wasn't a socially inept idiot i'd give a reply that simply applauded your post without making things awkward

is it when you greentext my sides or something

well i was finished, unless you had something to add

I can't wait for Trump to be inaugurated so he can send in the Russians to fix you faggots up good.

Are you so worried that you'd be bad at blowjobs newfag?

He was asking the straight anons, retard.

sure, I would do if for $20 and a diet tab to drink.

For a normal gay guy I think I'd need at least $100k but I'd blow a hot enough tranny for free.

50k and I'd consider. I don't need money that bad. I'd have to yell no homo after cause faggots are the lowest of the low.