Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

force a cactus up her cunt and kick her down a flight of stone steps

force her to sit on my face

saw her tits off and eat them

then tie her in a chair, smash her teeth out with a hammer and urinate into her bleeding mouth

fuck her right ina pussy

pull my gun out and shoot in her face
>"get out of muh personal space"

Rape the shit out of her. Literally. I want her shit all over me when I'm done.

sue, win, get rich, fuck better bitches.

ask her why she is in my house and then ask her to leave if the answer does not satisfy me

I like to show her my collection (coins, manga) if she can follow me to the bedroom until mum say to come downstairs because supper is ready

fuck her right in the pussy

smash her knees and elbows with a tire iron then shit in her mouth while she screams, masturbate til she bleeds out, dump the corpse in a septic tank somewhere and spend the next few months fapping to the happy memory

I'd hold her down and lick and fist her asshole until she passed out

punch her in the face

beg her to rub her perfect giant feet on my cock till i cum all over them.

Rape the shit outa her and make her sing to me as she chokes on my dick

suck her dick, fuck her ass, kick her out.

stare at her unblinkingly for a straight minute. When she get's uncomfortable and tries to leave, get in her way and block the doorway. If she tries to force her way out, wrestle her and pin her down. Just continue staring at her. Continue until dehydration and starvation sets in. First to die loses.

Offer her a cup of tea then talk about boys and stuff.

brutally beat her and claim she had been violent. I mean shes already in a random persons house

Say: Oh shit the KKK meeting has started without me.
Say: We should Lynch Kanye for being a terrible singer.
Taylor: and he's a Nigger.

Cook her eggs

hopefully become the next reason for a new song

Give her $14.88 and send her on her way.

Ask her what the hell came to her mind to just break into my fucking house!

Ask her politely, yet firmly, to leave.

Prepare my dick to be sweetly sucked

Watch them edges, kids.

"Who're you?"

Open fire

Post more please

force her down to her knees and have her suck on my cock

What do you expect here?
Honestly curious

SHES TRANS

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> ooh this post made me feel bad
> I will convince myself its just a kid and feel better

all bettew daddeh

>Wat do???

Conclude the world isn't real and I'm living in the matrix.

"You are really gonna get it tonight, big boy!"

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I start masturbating

Try and shake her off, but I bet she's trouble.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

take pictures, call cops, sue

nice trap

only if you see your sister sleeping

Be surprised, offer her a drink or something

>Hey, Taylor right? Can I have a million dollars?

Ask her to please get out my house before I call the police.

I left the house?

yes. this thread made me feel like the average age of Sup Forums is 14.

I hate it when it happens. Makes me feel old.

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i puke

LOL no real women on the olympic team. They test those bitches for testosterone. Ugly women wearing makeup does not equal trans.

this

I prefer Beyonce

punch her in the face and knock her out for being a racist

then i'd force her to breed with me so that i could show the world how superior my dna be

her car must be worth mad money so i be stealin that too in order to make my getaway before those racist police arrive

after the police give up i'll sell the expensive car for major $$$$ and live like a pimp for the rest of my life while bragging how i knocked up that racist bitch taylor swift

>Cook her eggs
How would you get her eggs out of her in the first place?

Gay

dial 911 because the broke into my house

shoot her then fuck her lifeless body. you get less time in prison for necrofiilia than rape

Ask her what it feels like to be a part of ruinin music.

tell her to GFTO

her music sucks ass and so does she

Honest comments, or at least believable. All them kids would most likely throw up if they saw a severed limb.

True.

Probably try to get my dogs from going crazy at a stranger in my house then ask what you doing here? Then the simulation/lucid dream will breakdown becuse her response won't be logical enough to trick me.

>Cook her eggs
>How would you get her eggs out of her in the first place?

Top Fucking Kek

>Walk into your house
>You find Nicki Minaj standing there
Wat do???

Same answer, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Redneck don't know nicki

"Stop being a shit starting little bitch"

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force her to sit on my face

Sorry Tyrone, but you'll never make it past her personal bodyguard.

>being this new

Suck her toes and lick her ass

Ok, that's worth a small kek

Hello newfriend

You found me
You found me
You found me e e e e

Put on a pot of coffee and bullshit.

>look around and make sure that I am in the correct apartment
>ask her if she is alright
>make busy work starting a pot of coffee to put myself between here and the rifle rack

>look around and make sure that I am in the correct apartment
>ask her if she is alright
>make busy work starting a pot of coffee while I look around and make sure she didn't lift anything

Rub my white dick on her feet and face

Suck a log of shit out if her cute little asshole and then board up the exits to my house

Moar Tay Tay feet.

hump her like a dog.

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in..."

you'd walk in the same direction as before duuuuh!

I'd ask her if she knew Kat Dennings.

She look like a gay man smh

Owned

this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i'd get the fuck out

she could sue me for existing

what?