What, no Secrets thread for over 7 minutes?

What, no Secrets thread for over 7 minutes?

Confess your secrets here and now.

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I post my ex's tits online on an almost weekly basis.

does she know?

do you post face?

nope. so tempted to post full facials, name and things like that. Love getting guys to give her cock tributes/big cocks on her pictures..

what are the cyber revenge porn laws in your state?

mom molested me when I was about 6-7 y.o

no idea. UK. Wouldnt do it anyhow as she'd know its me and backlash would be huge

does she have any distinctive birthmarks or anything where someone who knew her tits would KNOW it was her? that would make me diamonds.

she has distinctive lips and teeth, enough to notice if you know her for sure

post some?

you show her lips and teeth?

I came in my cousin when she was passsed out on Xanax.

I'm a male and I've been having sex with my brother since i'm 12 years old.

Details?

fuck your secret cunt

I have a secret cunt?

my secret is I don't have a secret cunt.

>i'm a boy

Would of been about 8-9 always had this girl sleep over mine. She was 10-11 at the time. Wake up to her next to me sleeping. Stuck my hand down her pants and fingered her while she slept. Did the same thing to another girl earlier this year. Was seeing her at the time and she came back drunk. Fingered her ass and pussy as she slept. Always had a fetish for sleeping girls.

mmmm maybe

ya

She was 10-11 and you fingered her with no problem? If so, then she was no virgin. Should've slipped your dick in it.

would caress my chest and genitals, kiss me softly. and when Im already hard, she would squat over my exposed penis and rub her pussy with it while still wearing her underpants.

post them as per your dubs. :)
whatever the most unrecognizable pic you have.

I've jerked off in front of people that were hypnotized(eyes were closed though)

This.

Also

Moms car fingered by friend in the back

Also cam blackmail guy reporting.

Nice. She never put it in her? Did you ever feel on her pussy?

the closest thing was direct rubbing. while she was lying down and me kneeling, she yanked her panties to the side and guided me while I hump and jerked wildly. would have went further if she didnt "die" so suddenly.

Help me and others spread the word about how the MSM is telling us how we "like" the new star wars! I thought I enjoyed it until I watched the reaction of logical thinking people. Disney is the devil, that's why the three sixes are there. This show is complete garbage and I pray you spread this message to everyone. Don't let MSM control you! Please like this video with every account you own, share it and help others. #StarWarsWasNeverGood
youtube.com/watch?v=v2YJchDTASg
It's time to fight back and tell the world we don't even like this garbage!

Ouch. That went south real quick.

So you put it in her?

I can only get off to really rough sex, borderline rape. I'm a guy.

Pics or it didn't happen.

The tears are the real diamonds

i once went to a party went home with a girl that got blackout drunk. fingered her in her sleep and rubbed my dick against her pussy. tried sticking it in her ass. fingered her ass and felt left-over hard pieces of shit inside. woke up the next day and quickly got out of there.

Any webms or gifs?

well she didnt "die" right after, sorry.

I dont remember for the life of me. Maybe I did, maybe I didnt. it was so vague tbh.

I don't like to watch porn it's too fake, I usually just picture it in my head or sometimes I stumble into stories about it.

I want to get fucked in the ass.

Okay lets see. I have this really weird fetish solely depending on Masturbation and talking about it. Like. You know JOI videos? That shit. I even prefer to masturbate while my girlfriend talks with me about how fine she is with me doing it in front of her, mosty ending in a cumshot, over actual sex sometimes. Is this normal? Do you get turned on when talking to a girl about your masturbation habits?

I really get turned on by all that "its fine and perfectly normal, and not gross" mindset that most people have about that topic. Going as far as to watch masturbation educational videos on youtube sometimes, just to get in the mood.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

I suffer from Coulrophilia, especially with Mimes. I told my wife to dress up as Padmé Amidala because I like star wars but little does she know the real reason.

KYS

I stole pictures of my cousin fingering herself off her phone when I was transferring over some family videos

I once fucked a girl who looked 13-14. Asian. she was 17 or 18 at the time (AoC here is 16) and I don't know how to feel about it.
Was pretty weird on some moments.

I'm a sociopath and I love it,I get shit done without emotions etc. on the way. The only downside is that it's hard to fake empathy or sympathy spontaneously and it makes me feel awkward when people expect that.

>and it makes me feel awkward when people expect that.
Then you're just autistic. Sociopaths learn to read and respond to emotional cues as expected in order to hide their pathologic absence of human emotion.

Also if you 'feel awkward' you clearly have some emotion that sociopaths wouldn't normally display when people expect things or notice something 'weird' about you. Again, more likely edgy or autistic. no offense.

could a sociopath have the ability to regret not having empathy?

many/most successful CEOs are complete sociopaths

"die"

Meh, I'm not regretting that I don't feel empathy, it just makes ME feel awkward even though I know they'll never get my bluff. I don't like other people, that was my point - THEY are making me frustrated
Yes, true

how does your bleeding anus feel about it the next day?

I eat shit, the wife and I end up covered in shit almost everytime we sex

I fucked what turned out to be a very young and inexperienced Asian whore in a whorehouse. It's the kind of place that uses fake pix in the ad and you don't know what you're getting until the mamasan leaves the room and she comes in.

I keep telling myself that she was at least 18 but seriously, who the fuck knows? but she was fumbling around. must have been her first week, if not her first day on the job.

When I asked for a condom she had no fucking idea what I was talking about. After me trying to explain it 9 ways she left to go ask. She came back with a condom. This is the kind of whorehouse where everythign is covered so it was weird.

After as I was leaving the mamasan asked me if I wanted REAL young girl and gave me her cell phone number. I just threw away the number because I'm no pedo. I go for MILFs and GILFs. A couple of weeks later there was a huge nationwide bust that netted many underage whores and customers. Made the news everywhere. That one whorehouse was gone after the news. They come and go so frequently it's hard to say if they got busted or just moved on like they do.

>my family originally came from Saudi Arabia
>Been in America all my life
>out of nowhere dad gives me a picture of some 8-12 yr old girl asks If I think she's hot
>uhh I guess
>told me if I wanted I could move back saudi and live with and work for my uncle
>Mfw girl in the pic is supposed to be my bride
>mfw Dad wants me to build loli harem

what does it taste like

My wife and the in-laws just went on a hike. I stayed back so I can fap.

Leaving to fap now.

>getting in that "me time"

>I eat shit
We all eat shit kid. One way or another we all eat it.

it changes, we drink lots of diet soda so it is really pretty sweet, kinda cheesy, kinda earthy, heavy meat diet it gets really bitter, potatoes pasta it is pretty mild, been doing it for over 20 years

so why didn't you do it faggot?

dad was a cop. found out mom was cheating (allegedly). mom got taken away. never seen again.

You should tell her dude it isn't that weird, better to get it out of the way then for you to torment yourself over it

just regular fap or..?

You had a golden opportunity there and you didn't take it

I like my alcohol and weed to much to get lashed to death for it

I am a toilet

lol good on you m8.

guess I am not enough of a faggot to get all the insider bullshit

I'm a loser who tends to blogpost on Sup Forums.
I have to fill the void with meaningless internet conversation.
No one knows how close I come to killing myself on a regular basis.
Been up over 48 and shit's getting too real.

I love rough facebucking porn, especially when the cock pops out momentarily and she's gasping for air and slobbering but then immediately opens her mouth to take more. THAT makes me cum with the force of a thousand sons many times.

bull shit? your wife is a bull?

wife loves anal, don't know wtf a "bull" is

Help me and others spread the word about how the MSM is telling us how we "like" the new star wars! I thought I enjoyed it until I watched the reaction of logical thinking people. Disney is the devil, that's why the three sixes are there. This show is complete garbage and I pray you spread this message to everyone. Don't let MSM control you! Please like this video with every account you own, share it and help others. #StarWarsWasNeverGood
youtube.com/watch?v=v2YJchDTASg
It's time to fight back and tell the world we don't even like this garbage!

I hurt a girl pretty bad. I think she is dead now.

I am allergic to bullshit.
If I even see the corner of a qur'an or a bible, I develop a rash.

>I'm not a faggot
>literally eats shit

100% right and if you stopped eating your buddies cum for 10 seconds you would understand , I am a shit eater but not a faggot

Your'e joking right
No not a faggot you just seem to be a fucking idiot

details faggot

no fucking idea what a"bull": is but knowing the faggots here,, and their need to rip people down just to feel that edge, she isn't one

Lol a Bull is a male cow

Slightly freaked out tbh. Took this girl out on a date last night, shit happened and I left her in the woods. Im so scared that im gonna get a knock on the door from the cops or something soon. No one saw me with her though so maybe im fine. idk

That's pretty good

Cool you're a faggot?

So you are a faggot loser? Normal people can do all of that just the same and they are not autistic like you.

You are thinking too highly of yourself.

you said you enjoyed shit. then you began talking about bull shit.

she is milf not some"bull" not that you will ever see a vagina,

no I started talking about "bullshit" learn grasshopper bullshit, is not bull shit

They are just messing with you dude lol

>shit happened

you know you have to greentext that faggot

Yeah the Whitechapel murders of 1888?

fucking kek, GTFO with that redpill bullshit. No one gives a fuck about your lame-ass neckbeard "philosophy".

StarWars was good tho it literally depends on preference

It was meant to be some hot date rape roleplay. we went to another city to do it. i drugged her, went to the woods, fucked her and when she kinda came back to it she started screaming, as we had planned but it just fucking pissed me off for some reason and i started hitting her over and over again and when i realized what i had done i just left her. she wasnt moving.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ESS JAY DUBYAS?!

Man, I'd love to be a sociopath, mental illnesses that make you a psychopath sucks, but hey, im not autistic, thats one thing going for me

happens to the best of us user

I've helped 3 gfs to have sex with a friend's dog

I took a couple pics too.

I was an addict for 5 years and no one knew about my struggle, not my family, friends, or my girlfriend of 6 years. I have now been clean for 40 days, and still can't tell anyone about what I did and how I overcame my addiction. It took me 3 months to safely taper, I would have died if I went cold turkey. I think about getting fucked up every hour of every day.

For 3 months I have been dating a girl who I don't even know the name of and she doesn't know mine either. Just met a club and she took me home and we decided that it would be fun to have a relationship without any details but our phone number. All we do is have sex.