Whats a life lesson you learned the hard way?

Whats a life lesson you learned the hard way?

Don't eat the yellow snow.
I ate the yellow snow.

That there is no real sence

Don't eat bloody pussy, Tastes like I ate the back of a fucking truck.

girls only pretend to want nice guys

No one cares about you.

People only care about what you can do for them.

once a cheating whore, always a cheating whore.

I think this is a better version of my

word

family is no more human than anyone else, only trust myself

Cp is illegal

story?

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Eating nothing but grapes and water for 2 days straight will make you shit vinegar.

so you're saying if I needed some vinegar I could make it myself? that's actually good to know.

taking mdma without anything prepared to chew on fuckes ur mouth up

never marry a girl just because she lets you fuck her up the ass

Enjoy every single second of your time in university, it ends way too fast.

When she says "please stop" she probabily means it

would not recommend , burns like all hell

trying to look up an underage girls skirt can get you arrested even if you aren't touching

don't make friends with dumb people

it's not just their own personal problem, it will affect you eventually

I'm an oldfag so speak from experience. You think people like you because of who you are. But what they actually like is an aspect of you that gives them something they want. Maybe you give them narcissistic supply. Maybe you're a handy drinking buddy. Maybe you know people they want to get to know. Once you no longer give them that particular thing they like you for, the phone calls will stop.

how? it doesn't even violate the NAP

I'm a fag, neither old or new. I can confirm up to 23 years old.

learn good and you will have good job. Now i packing packages

Start saving as soon as possible. Start contributing to a pension as soon as possible. You will thank yourself later in life.

STAY

AWAY

FROM

POLIGAMY

cause her dad catches you, screams pedophole, people grab you and calls the cops, and they aren't going to sit and debate, they arrest your ass and you get to sort it out later

Depending on the context that can be deep as fuck

People outgrow eachother mane , it's normal , relationships aren't meant to last forever. They bloom then they fade away but that's okay , it's supposed to happen.
Knowing it's a passing thing makes you see the big picture and you appreciate it more because of that fleeting sensation of warmth when thinking about ye'olden times.

Women only like sexy dudes and not gentleman

something you actually learned the hard way?

i didn't bother with 401k till i was 30, i'm gonna be dead before i get to spend any of it.

Stopped acting like a autism. Now becoming uber white man. Many mistakes. All essentially the same thing. But we can't all recover from our mistakes. Some people just fail. But some fail and become better. If you don't better yourself daily, you are weak and worthless.

y not?

It's the hard way.

It's hard to get dubs

See what I mean

Be real with yourself.

"I'm useless trash."

Am I doing this right?

Once your gf goes black she never goes back. Even if she promises

no does not always mean no

It's easy, check these out

Not unless you do something to change it

Don't let your boyfriend fuck you in the ass using sriracha sauce as lube!

isn't that the easy way?

yes also means no

Brutally true.
This guy gets it.

You guys are all doing it wrong
>Checkem

>dont make friends with dumb people
>still on Sup Forums

If you leave it to chance don't whine when chance takes it away.

we're not friends dipshit

Not to idolize musicians or other cultural figures. For several years I've had a crush on Alice Glass, the former vocalist of Crystal Castles, and a big part of it was her grungy anarchistic persona, which I knew could be fake but believed to be real. She either changed, or revealed herself to be a big phony, and it broke my heart.

This.
> co-worker, 47 y/o at time
>me, 19 y/o at time
>contribute 6% of pay, company matches 6%
>worked here 5 years, have 32k saved
>co-worker and me at lunch
>co-worker worked at this company for 26 years
>hasnt contributed a dime to 401k
>mfw hes lost a good 150k+ being lazy
>co-worker STILL drives a 86 chevy c10 rust bucket

For five days to a week. No pain no gain though, user.

don't waste your labor points in archeage

All of them. :/

its hard when you miss a chance

>actually thinks he's making friends here.

Not to get soap in the tip of your dick

Never trust a woman. After being with my wife for 11 years and 2 kids together she cheated on me. Blamed me for everything. Tried to take kids away and half my shit. We had our typical marriage fights here and there but never would have imagined something like this happening.

Idiots

In every relationship one person loves the other more.

If you drink like a fuck up, no one will like you. Lost most my dudes this way.

In reverse if you get drunk and threaten your former brother in law your sister will love you.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can

>that iron
I've eaten worse though, honestly I'd rather eat bloody pussy than some of the foods I don't like

Don't pull a sickie for a job interview.

Old fag had interview.
Can't be ducked to green txt
Mobile user as you see from auto correct.

New employer phones current employer.

Hea off sick

Promotion denied

don't get raped

Alternatively, when she says don't stop, and you cum

>One woman betrays you.
>Le don't trust women xD

Why do people get constantly backstabbed by their own kind over and over and have no problem with it, but the second some outgroup member does it it's a mark on the whole group? Kill yourself.

> personal loss

Multiculturalism doesn't work and never will.
People who support multiculturalism are ignorant, childish and selfish.
Mixed-race children inevtiably suffer from severe emotional, social and identity problems.

fedora is pussy magnet

Checked

found the cheating whore.

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I remember when I tried to be and edgy try hard.

Good times.

Hard work and dedication won't get you what you want in life

Nice guys finish last,but being a top tier chad will eventually get you cheated on with a fat nerd.

I feel like relationships are better off when both people understand this and know who loves who more

Underrated post

Don't drink at school

I remember when people actually had counter-arguments

but.... but....hollywood taught me relationships are easy and last forever !

I thought about it but I didn't go thru with it cause of the kids.

She always said through out our marriage that I was the love of her life and even if things get rough she didn't get married to just get divorced. She lied to my face and swore up and down that she never cheated. It wasn't until I showed her her deleted texts that she finally confessed. Then proceeded to blame me. And your right I shouldn't blame all women.

Checked

>i love you
>i love you more
>no i love you more

are you ten? how the fuck would that even be possible?

Checked.

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double dubs of truth

Not how it works. It's subtle. One person is either oblivious or doesn't care, and the other suffers.

Maybe if you mean stray cats. Make sure to compliment your head fedora with a mouth fedora for ultimate neckbeard status.

If a relationship starts with cheating, it will end with cheating.
There will never be any trust.

you might get it after you graduate highschool

Save money

>you can trust there will be cheating

Get a job to afford your expense
Get a job to save some money
Start a business
Invest your money and sell your business
Let your money work for you
Profit
Never work again

Fucking this!!!

Cigarettes fucks up your body, mind, and character.
Coffee makes your teeth yellow.
Cola makes you fat.
DRINK GREEN TEA or HERBAL INFUSION.

Forgot to make sure that business you started was successful so it would be marketable before being able to sell it rather than losing your shirt