Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the area. I'm going to need to you step out of your vehicle.
>singles: you're free to go
>dubs: get arrested
>trips: get shot
>quads: high speed police chase
>quints or higher: you're the new chief of police
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STEP OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
arrest me faggot!
No dubs here officer, just a few empty bottles of beer.
Does it look like I got fucking dubs
Fuck.
TOPKEK
dindu nuffin
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No dubs here
oh
No repeating digits here sir
i a good boii
Hello officer
shoot me
Howdy sir
roll for ur mom
Did nuffin wrong occifer
Nothing here, officer
Lemme go bitch
i'm clean, officer
fuck the police
I shot a cop in my dream and then I pulled the trigger on myself.
A-am i free to go o-officer-senpai?
if i gets dubs, ill post pic of my asshole for you to cavity search
.l.
witnessed.
I'm a sovereign citizen, laws apply to everyone but me officer. Now if you'll let me continue being a freeman...
How about you just discretely unzip your pants, I suck your cock, and we forget about this mess, officer.
dun furgat da 400 yeers of slabureh
Dehydration, most failsafe method
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>Well, were waiting
good afternoon officer. i hope that you find nothing wrong with my digits as i need to get home and take care of my family.
This is manifesto. My name is knotty portant
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nothing here officer *sweating*
I am being repressed by a racist cop BLM
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WINRAR
I'm a cop, from the future, future cop.
Yeah fuck da police. Camt catch me copper!
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No dubs here sir, only hash and vodka. That's okay, right?
FUCK OFF PIG
I'm black and have singles, but you'll find a way to make me have trips, I know you will..
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Thanks for your time, officer!
I aint got no dubs man
Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak .cf check the image
I dindu nuffing ser
What do I do with trips?
Fuck you officer
Nosirnodubshere
Aww shit
Well, how you've presented inconclusive evidence to suggest such, let alone present any, have a good day.
im not a nigger
OUT OF THE CAR, NOW
SHOW US YOUR ASS OR GET SHOT
Come and get some Turkey, you won't find nothin you hear me!
as you can see officer, i am not in any posession of illegal dubs.
fuck off
Nothing to see here, go along
Cop:looks in car
Me:*white*
Cop:you're free to go
Let me go you heathen
Nigger cop
Please Sir!
Lemme go. My kids need me to bring home this juicy watermelon that I absolutely did not steal.
For reals, Sir!
Oh i have done no such thing officer.
Can't catch me you filthy fucking Ningen
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I'm white, so no worries.
If dubs i'll post my gf tits w/face as a bribe
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no dubs here
FUCK YOU WHITE NIGGER
WE WUZ KANGZ
AND WE STILL BEING FUCKIN KANGZ
FUCK DA POLICE!!!
(TURN UP THE CAR,GO AWAY,OPEN THE WINDOW AND GIVE MY MIDDLE FINGER)
Alright, sir, you're free to go. Have a nice day.
Roll
What seems to be the officer, problem?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
I'm innocent
Rolling my dice
if i get singles, you must remove all clothes and spread cheeks
You'll like prison little faggot.
Sure just let me get my papers...
fuck...
LET ME BE FREE
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Im free to go officer
Fuck this, I'm making a run for it.
we'll be good cellmates ;)
Both of you, turn around, hands behind your backs.
no dubs here. fuck off pig
WTH why not
Rolling
rerolling for this
i want to see spread
Nothing here officer
Problem, officer?
These dubs arent mine I swear idk how they got there
i would never have anything other than singles, officer
oh shir