I am Cortana

I am Cortana.

If you have Windows 10 you can find me on the left side of your taskbar by the square button.

Ask me anything.....

why does op suck so many dicks?

Would you make me a sandwich?

I am not programmed to make sandwiches...

How do i make you to stop searching on Bing without installing Chrome?

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Why the fuck won't you record my kills on battlefield 4 bitch? I get squads below my heel and crush them. You should save it for my fapping pleasure later. But you won't and say to check for updates later. Bitch, you better fucking out out. Why won't you?

How can I completely disable the telemetry, and remove you from my computer ?

how do I delete you, you spying bitch?

orly?
Well,remember this?
Now GTFO of Sup Forums bitch, or it will happend again

delete system32

Wow you guys. OP made like a black dad and gone. He gone.

bcuz you suck at battlefield. And i only record Halo clips.

download norton antivirus.

Why would you think I´d ever use microshaft wangblows

*tips, 360 and walk away*

k

Why the fuck won't you record my kills on Halo bitch? I get squads below my heels and crush them. You should save it for my fapping pleasure later. But you won't and say to check for updates later. Bitch, you better fucking figure it out. Why won't you for any version of Halo

you look like gril

you lied to me

That´s emma watson m8

becuz i am a sloot

she looks like boy

K

u basturd...y u disable me?

am artifishul inteligence I have no sexsual desires

i am more evolved than you, pleb

Sure thing neckbeard, I bet that your 2D chinese cartoonwaifu fulfill all your needs

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Fucking saved...