Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Thank you for being our slave, Chara.

She's not.

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Is it not worth a try?
If it doesn't work out we can always come back here

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Chewing is hard without molars

That is cold.
Why would you say such a thing :O

She really does "like" me, if you know what I mean.

Does the truth hurt? Ha.

Fucking kek

Oh,don't worry. I'm not even close to being a slave

Lies and slander!!
Why you say des things.
There will only ever be one for me!

Would you like to be my pet, then?

Would you really not try?
Give me a chance

IT BEGINS!!!

No.

I'm actually hoping they don't make an anime out of that because they'll ruin it.

I really don't know... I mean, I can do six months in jail standing on my head, but I'll miss you a lot.

You can't have any of my cookies.

I'll give you a nice collar if you do.

King killer.

Answer is still no

I thought you said we could if your therapist was there?

Same.
I love it the way it is.
They'll have to really tone the gratuity down too I think.

Cropped this in a Sup Forums thread. It's some kind of Pacifica/ Susan Strong combination character. She's really cute to me, but I don't even know who drew her.

Well, your loss~

We can but she'll read everything and she'll know something is up. She's the jealous type, she'll tell on me and she'll be allowed to visit me in jail twice a week while you will be here waiting for me to get out.

They have too because anime has an influence on young minds. When Evangelion came out in the 90s a lot of children committed suicide. You don't want people stabbing each other.

カラミチーマス

MORE!
I'll take all of them
Seig Heil back at you.

I know why they do it, but it's just a lame excuse.
The shit I watched when I was young. I turned out functional.
Damn things people do to pawn off responsibility.

>nom

remember when all those kids were jumping off roofs because they thought they were Pokemon? Kids ruin everything.

Kids running in traffic for pokemon go.
And it wasn't just kids, I saw grown adults do it.
People today are just fucking stupid, and they wonder why we turn to what we do.

You wouldn't be able to just get a skype or something and just show your therapist?

Is this opposite day? Haruhi-user telling someone to talk to their therapist?

Natural selection will make a big comeback.

I really shouldn't even be talking to people on my computer in the first place..

Alice a cute.

Drop it

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Oh lord, you don't know how much I wish for that.
But I keep thinking of that movie Idiocracy.
We'll just keep dumb people safer and safer and never get rid of them.

IM WARNING YOU

Do you not want to talk to me outside of here?

What comes next? Alice being an elitist?

WHAT'S GOOD Y'ALL

Now to wait until Spring for Vento Aureo to start

Dumb people vote democrat because they keep them safe. Kill all democrats.

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Of course I do, but if I get caught we won't see each other for six months. I think I'm going to go for now, please do not wait for me to post, enjoy your day and do something that makes you happy, okay? Bye.

Dio!

the guildmarm from monster hunter. dibs

YOU DIE NOW
CLEANSE!

Kind of rude tbh

No, it'd be Diavolo, he's the villain of the gay mafia story

Feels good posting from a PC

Trump no better. Niggas a dumbfuck.
But liberals trading freedom for security.
I'm pretty sure they're was a quote somewhere about that.

whats wrong with the guildmarm?

WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE.

bye

What up

I know that quote by heart;
"Those who would trade liberty for security deserve neither" - Benjamin Franklin

You should think about moving on.

Of course.
I see no problem protecting you liberty with security though.
But that's a personal matter. Do what you need to do to live your life.

>the best waifu in all her glory
Are you the OG froppy?

Alice
Haruhi whats up?
And then there's Ruri.

So what happened to akame?

I might
I don't think Kurome really likes me that much

NOT MUCH, BEEN FOREVER SINCE I'VE POSTED AS USUAL.

PRETTY SURE THAT'S ME

Misaki
>So what happened to akame
It's best not to ask

Good to know you didn't have an accident while posting and driving.

Most likely not. Maybe try dating someone in your real life?

I don't know what you're talking about!
>_>

Ruri?
It has. Hows things, Froppy?

It's a quote, I didn't make it. And it says trade for.

MORE IS NEEDED!

More of what?

I don't know
I've tried, I haven't had a friend for a little while now

I know.
I've thought about this particular quote alot.
Alot of the fathers quotes. Find em interesting.
Franklin was muh nigga tho.

will you ever give up?

More what? More quality, because
>500x281
Lmao
Quotes are pretty great, Ben Franklin is pretty damn swag as well

You can't kill all of us, fool.
It's easy to make friends, just have a smile on your face and people will come to you.

And here I thought the drama with Kurome was something else. Really that bad? I have to know now anyway.
Mrs. Teen Complex
Try talking to other folks on here? There is a serious chance he's being truthful and talking to people here could get him in trouble if found out.

I WILL NOT GIVE UP AN I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!

Death senpai!! Things are rather well, how are they for you?

>dies

I think Bens stuff is so good cause you can still relate most of it to today.

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.

>giggle

that tickles

mmmmmmmmmmMmmmMMMMM dis a prime waifu 2b is mine binches

Im not even Ruri though
Im getting out of hospital after having 6 teeth taken out on Christmas.

It's a large misunderstanding that left everyone feeling dissatisfied

Poor thing :(
Gah that sucks I hope you get better soon.

You can't kill anyone

I'm curious about the story behind Kurome too

Long story short, he made Haruhi feel obsessed, then disappeared. Then came back when he was starting to get better and most people hates him.
I just don't care anymore

So what happened exactly? Greentext the whole story.

I only got second hand story, since I wasn't paying attention to thread when it happened. If I was I probably could have prevented the slight implosion of that whole thing.
And the story I got was from someone who was involved, so it may be inaccurate, and thus I shall not share it.
Like I said though, it left everyone dissatisfied, and me feeling concerned

Haruhi became obsessed with Kurome and creeped them out so much that they stopped posting for 16 days. Haruhi lurked every single thread until Kurome came back. I believe Haruhi got worse while waiting for Kurome.

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I'll ask Tsuntsun later because you are completely useless.

Im getting released today
Not even the real Shiro.

I wholeheartedly agree about that assessment of me. And he's who I got my story from, so you'll receive an untainted by my faulty memory citation of the story

I wasn't obsessed

Honestly judging by the way they talk in thread i'd of thought it was reversed

The real question is why though, that's the kind of stuff that makes everyone in these threads look like losers

Excellent!

You really were. You acted like some kind of fucking puppy staring at the door waiting for its owner to return.

Your screenshot collage claims otherwise
Who knows, who cares. It's right back to how it was so it's just gonna keep going

And with that, I wash my hands of the whole matter and no longer care

You are obsessed you nigger.
Just a hunch but something seems "off" about Kurome. I believe they were manipulating Haruhi's feelings.

MORE HAVE COME!

I found it.

You were doing so well again tonight. You ruined it