Good evening citizen, officer Check'em

Good evening citizen, officer Check'em.
You happen to have any illegal dubs in your possesion?

I ain't going back to singles pig

Have a good day sir

Officer, I have a cop fetish.

Please fuck me.

No Dubs here

No dubs here, mang

oh my yes

...

...please step out of the car son

...

DUB DUBS GET"IM

Fuck da powleese

you aint gettin my dubs pig

Dubs? What are these things?

you're fucked buddy

>tfw you haven't got any dubs

get your ass to jail!

YOU CAN TAKE MY DUBS BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY TRIPS

No dubs here officer. As you can see I'm a doctor and white.

I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE

no sir, i'm a good boy

nothing to see here officer

Nuffin to see here boss

Check this officer

I have a permit to carry, officer, it's right here.

Lock these lads up and throw away the key.

Oh shit...I actually have dubs.

Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit

Holy Jesus.......WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??

I don't know what you're talking about cracker.

Fuck no, blm

what if i refuse, pig?

I'm just high officer; something wrong?

no sir no dubz here

Black lives matter

What, never.
Go head check em, you'll seem I'm clean.

It's a dead terrorist sir. I'm just taking it to the hospital as a cadaver for our pure white interns sir!

I'm holding these for a friend, take a hit of this doobie

No sir, I'm off to the war effort.

Dubs lives matter.

No dubs here officer, just trips.

Fuck off pig

Got no dubs here officer

Jesus son.
With dubs like those you're lucky I don't take you in right now.
Imma let you off, but you better kill some god damn gooks.

No dubs here sir

no dubs here officer

What is the problem osefer

I dindu nuffin

...

Do you have a warrant to check for dubs? Am I being detained? Am I free to go?

Lock him up

no

N-no officer, no dubs here... Please move along n-now.! *gulp*

Call swat

Fuck I can't go back to jail

Nothing to see here sir, we left all our dubs at the party.

Yes 911? I'd like to report some dubs.

muh dick, er i mean
dindu nuffin officer

no sir

YOUR NOT TAKING ME ALIVE FAGGOT

Check those singles

See you at the party richter

Ive got a permit for these.

I'VE GOT TRIPS IN MY SIGHTS! OPEN FIRE

WE'RE AGAINST ILLEGAL DUBS DUMBASS! get him!

Fuck off, officer.

Gist him out of my sight I'm a dubs agent

you're fucked mate

I have a permit for these dubs

nah

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BROTHERS

You will never take my dubs alive copper

Yeah what the fuck you going to do about it

Too soon...

Hello ur a nigga toolike ALL of us remember too bad u werent borned illuminated

oh uhh.. geesh golly wowzer, I have no dubs officer. shit GO FUCK YOURSELF

What's the problem, officer?

I fucked your wife and daughter officer

dubs? what are dubs?

>hides dubs

nothing to see here officer

I'm good officer!

fuck

Fuck da police.

HOLY FUCK
U ARE FUCKED

Get me snake pliskin

"I think he's bluffing..."

only I could get away with it, user.

D:

OH MY GOOOOD

its happening

i fucked up

No dubs here.

no dubs here sir, just on my way home.

Hello I'm Donald trump

JHAHAHAHAHAHA

Satan raped.

holy shit...

Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f

''I-I was framed! I swear it!''

No dubs here officer. I'm good to go

YOU ARE RAPED TOO

Yeah u did

i dont think so