First and foremost: Merry Jizzmas everyone

First and foremost: Merry Jizzmas everyone.
Second: I just got home and was curious if Jizzus has blessed us with an update after leaving us in suspense last year.
If he has not returned, we shall speculate on what happened to him and his collection. I will bump with pornography. Good day.

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It's a little sad how quickly Jizzus has been left in the trash pile of Sup Forums history. I used to look forward to this day every year the same way I used to look forward to watching Rudolph and Charlie Brown when I was little.

So many newfags, so little tradition.

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>calling others newfag
>newfag himself
Man just stop

I as well. Met a btard at work like five years ago, we looked forward to it every year.
Guess I'll go look at one of the hundred "post facebook faps" or trap threads in a bit...

I agree, been watching from his first post. Have not missed one post all these years (I know I lucked out) .... rip jizzus it is surly a sad day.

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Remember his audio tapes? He made like 5 or something one year. I wonder who the hell got those, and what they had on it.

Probably some Unibomber manifesto or something.

Source?

newfag here what the hell are yall talking about

>inb4 only honest poster on Sup Forums

I miss jizus

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I am severely depressed for the second year in a row...the holiday season just isn't the same without Jizzus.

Why has he forsaken us, Sup Forums? How can we show that we are still worthy?

I just want closure. What happened to him and his horde of cum?
If he died, who found it? Did anyone ever tell them that he was none other than Jizzus? The world may never know.

We must find a new savior

Yeah, wasn't that the last year he was posting? Think it lead to his demise...
Sup Forums

Indeed. Who will take up this monumental challenge? We need you, Jizzus II

Dude saved every e-jack he did all year long in plastic bottles .... then presented us all with stale jizz on Boxing Day (26th of December) this is what I called jizzmus day ... his posts would max out like quick so you had to be on all day and refresh like your life depended on it. Truly a glorious time in Sup Forums history. This will be the second time jizzus Christ has abandoned us and will probably sound his death toll for many of us old fags.

My loads are unworthy of such a holy cause

There is still hope ... still 10:10 here on eastern time, I know he usually does it earlier but you have to have hope.

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That or the second to last - he started to believe his own press I guess. Went commercial.

Almost like a real religion, in a way.

Maybe he's punishing the forsaken too many traps

Nice TRIPS ... I hope that if he did die he died in a way that they would never find his jizz stash ... then one day hundreds of years from now possibly they would find fossilized jizz bottles and put them in a natural history museum for all to see ... only acceptable end in my mind.

Maybe Jizzus is making America great again this year.
Think about it. Who else could Jizzus be but Donald Trump?

Agreed brother ... the burden is truly impossible to bear.

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It was a hoax all along. If you actually believed it, you're a child and nothing of worth will come from your life.

BLASPHEMER!!!!

Blasphemy!

You're like any other atheist - you have to have childlike faith.

we're talking about JIZZUS not Jesus

i come here every year for this, so sad

and today i found out santa isnt real :(

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Words like that will curse you with loads of dust

>fucktards think this is a discussion instead of someone smarter than them TELLING them

everybody needs something in which to believe; many people fall victim to an organized cult, but some of us had this one brilliant spectacle of humanity

fucktard who thinks he's smarter than the hivemind.

Man only way to make everything better is to eat a bullet .... an hero is your only resort

>everybody needs something in which to believe
Your entire post is based on an unfounded assumption.
>a hivemind of ultra-fucktards

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containing you.

Smarter than them, telling them*.

You illiterate fuck tard.

Smarter than Sup Forumstards - your mom must be proud.

newfag detected.

You obviously have not experienced the power of Jizzus.

kys

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I was really hoping he would cum back this year after failing to deliver the last time

so sad since I've seen his posts or at least the reposts of them every year since they started and feel like I've lost a holiday like christmas or something

That's not where the asterisk goes, idiot. "Fucktard" is one word.

From what I've gathered from the past couple years :
Jizzus said in 2014 that he had a new girlfriend and there was a possibility of him not returning, which he did not.
In 2015 he came to tell everyone that his girlfriend had found the stash of bottles and he got rid of them, and he is no longer seeing her. No new photos were shown, all shitty shops.
This year no new photos or sightings of Jizzus occured on christmas day.

This is what I believe, if I'm wrong or it's unfounded, so be it. I haven't come across a better story to tell me otherwise

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jizzus come to us and set us Sup Forumstards free

Jizzus posted for what, seven years? He probably grew up and got married.

i heard she found them and made him choose between her and the cum...
Then in a fit of rage, he drank it all and died the next morning...

Take sulus in trap porn as Sup Forums had done for centuries as a way of honoring our dead.

thread from last year

stfu u fucking sjw nigger

Last year was 2014?

2 years ago you dumb fuck.

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meant to say last time he posted instead of last year

How is it that some guys always let their girlfriends find stuff either physical or on their computers. Don't you people have any security?

The "last year" referring to the last year he did it you fucktard

He should have put it in buckets above the door to a room that he told her never to go into...

thread from last year

Learn to read dumbest fuck-tard in thread.

if u say jizzmus three times while standing in front of a mirror ur balls fill up with cum and u can fill a bottle after one fap

Is that how it is spelled in the dictionary?

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Jizzus is kill from dehydration

This is a fitting end.

You make me want to vomit.

Last year he posted something about his ex finding his stash and making him throw it out.
Later they split up and he started his collection again in a small bottle.
Several anons told him to drink it, which he did. That was the last thread. There is a screencap of it somewhere.

Good lord that is poetry

There was no 2015 jizzmas either :(

Check them bubs

y'all motherfuckers need new, and reliable jeezus

Go look up "portmanteau".

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Here.

Way to out grammar a /d/tard. Your mother must be proud.

not him

What makes you think that?

I remember that thread ... the line "time to start another collection" got me hoping.

Dubs of truth

It's TRIPS of truth dumb ass

first of all he doesn't have his little anime figure and second he wouldn't have thrown out his collection only to start again and then drink it all

different bottle, not on the carpet. I call shenanigans.

Source

got it here but I believe it was MeatHoles.

I choose to believe he will return.
We all have to believe or the magic goes away!

we got married, and i told him to stop saving his jizcum

We need a new Lord and Saviour - Whom among us has been called by almighty God to be our new Jizzmas?

If dubs - me