Civilization Thread
Dubs chooses what happens
Civilization Thread
barbarians attack before you can train your first slinger
Red nukes everyone, no one survives
Game Over
White Declares war on red
White Gains territory
Tsunami renders half of the pink land unusable, so they invade the white territory.
brown hut learns how to steal more efficiently
bump i dont want this to die
UPDATE:
Brown successfully steals money from orange nation
orange declares war to brown
Orange and black form alliance against brown
Everything becomes spoken in verbose
Black nation goes to white nation to take their women
reroll
Red nation collapses on itself, pink nation conquers remains
rerrol
blue makes a tunnel in the mountains, gain minor territory in red
white raids fishing villages on pink island
After centuries of developmental isolation pink finally sets ground on mainland. In doing so they bring foreign diseases that wipes out half the population of the main continant
Blue gains territory in Red's land
Bumping.
Additionally a large vein of valuable ore is found near red and blue border.
blue conquers the entire south coast, red and white combine
reroll
rall
black gets pushed north by a plague, an area between black and brown in turmoil is formed
Pink migrates into main continent
Half of the natives die
reroll
A manmade island is created; nations fight over it, and many die
rollre
Orange tunnels into blues territory, preparing to take land.
Reroll
the entire black and northern brown nation sink; black nation survives on boats
everyone gets cancer and dies instantly
reroll
everyone gets nuked
winrar
another reroll
well fuck
Orange suddenly wins a cultural victory
...but people on the mountains survive. red, orange, and blue nations are continued
Everyone got nuked in a first world war
the game is not over yet!
Red conquers the entire map, gets aids then wipes out red.
Black start a Civil War amongst itself
Red,orange, and blue survive nukes
White civilization becones KKK, the entire black and brown civilization dies
Blue population doubles
the orange nation's land collapses. they survive on boats, but very few orange are left.
roll
Reroll except with punk instead.
God sinks orange's land because of the sodmites
Tsunami wipes out orange
a new purple nation conquers everything west of red, not including the island
reroll
yet another rollre
Orange starts to colonize island to the north, starts a 100 year war with Red over it. Blue attempts to solve it with diplomacy.
New nation emerges
takes parts of red's land
Recognized as purple
Red builds world's longest bridge to the east, conquers everything past Blue's border.
Orange builds their new capital on the mainland; conquer a small portion northeast of the blue border
rerolll
Orange builds cities on top of boats
Orange deserves better than the shit that keeps getting dubs here.
Rolling for Orange to fight Red for that island.
Purple takes Red capital, but nothing else. A small amount of Reds migrate to the island
Sodomite Orange builds cities on boats like absolute idiots
rolling
Purple discovers the world is round and conquers the lands to the east.
The sun never sets on the Purple Empire.
Orange sails west, revealing more land. They build a new capital on the coast
reroll
Purple takes some of the red land
Rerolling because it's fucking criminal that this got quads and dubs and ended with a fucking 4.
Purple send out all their warriors to hunt for waifus
Red invest all their time chopping wood
stole ur quints
Orange nation gets bored starts fucking women as well as men. Population explosion!
Red nation chop wood
Blue nation dig hole
I'm going to shoot myself.
Might as well roll one last time for that beautiful Purple Empire. May its reign either be prosperous or nonexistent.
they all die from aids, the end
rerolling for the glorious purple empire
Red rapes the remaining blues creating more purples
Red builds 3 giant death robots
Reroll
The purple civilization advances to Castle age and starts making a castle
Two Orange cities crash into each other. The other Orange cities think this was an attack from Red and declare war. They gain the Red coast but lose a city.
Roll
Reroll
Ayys invade
Everyone dies
...
Gold is discovered on the island. Not the resource, the civilization.
purple empire is attacked by the colossal titan
A nuclear bomb kills everything and everyone!
rip in fucking pieces everybody go home
roll
reroll
Yikes.
Trap mercy appears and ults
get
420 get, blaze it.
OP is gone
Roll?