Civilization Thread

Civilization Thread
Dubs chooses what happens

barbarians attack before you can train your first slinger

Red nukes everyone, no one survives

Game Over

White Declares war on red
White Gains territory

Tsunami renders half of the pink land unusable, so they invade the white territory.

brown hut learns how to steal more efficiently

bump i dont want this to die

UPDATE:
Brown successfully steals money from orange nation

orange declares war to brown

Orange and black form alliance against brown

Everything becomes spoken in verbose

Black nation goes to white nation to take their women

reroll

Red nation collapses on itself, pink nation conquers remains

rerrol

blue makes a tunnel in the mountains, gain minor territory in red

white raids fishing villages on pink island

After centuries of developmental isolation pink finally sets ground on mainland. In doing so they bring foreign diseases that wipes out half the population of the main continant

Blue gains territory in Red's land

Bumping.
Additionally a large vein of valuable ore is found near red and blue border.

blue conquers the entire south coast, red and white combine

reroll

rall

black gets pushed north by a plague, an area between black and brown in turmoil is formed

Pink migrates into main continent
Half of the natives die

reroll

A manmade island is created; nations fight over it, and many die

rollre

Orange tunnels into blues territory, preparing to take land.

Reroll

the entire black and northern brown nation sink; black nation survives on boats

everyone gets cancer and dies instantly

reroll

everyone gets nuked

winrar

another reroll

well fuck

Orange suddenly wins a cultural victory

...but people on the mountains survive. red, orange, and blue nations are continued

Everyone got nuked in a first world war

the game is not over yet!

Red conquers the entire map, gets aids then wipes out red.

Black start a Civil War amongst itself

Red,orange, and blue survive nukes

White civilization becones KKK, the entire black and brown civilization dies

Blue population doubles

the orange nation's land collapses. they survive on boats, but very few orange are left.

roll

Reroll except with punk instead.

God sinks orange's land because of the sodmites

Tsunami wipes out orange

a new purple nation conquers everything west of red, not including the island

reroll

yet another rollre

Orange starts to colonize island to the north, starts a 100 year war with Red over it. Blue attempts to solve it with diplomacy.

New nation emerges
takes parts of red's land
Recognized as purple

Red builds world's longest bridge to the east, conquers everything past Blue's border.

Orange builds their new capital on the mainland; conquer a small portion northeast of the blue border

rerolll

Orange builds cities on top of boats

Orange deserves better than the shit that keeps getting dubs here.

Rolling for Orange to fight Red for that island.

Purple takes Red capital, but nothing else. A small amount of Reds migrate to the island

Sodomite Orange builds cities on boats like absolute idiots

rolling

Purple discovers the world is round and conquers the lands to the east.

The sun never sets on the Purple Empire.

Orange sails west, revealing more land. They build a new capital on the coast

reroll

Purple takes some of the red land

Rerolling because it's fucking criminal that this got quads and dubs and ended with a fucking 4.

Purple send out all their warriors to hunt for waifus

Red invest all their time chopping wood

stole ur quints

Orange nation gets bored starts fucking women as well as men. Population explosion!

Red nation chop wood

Blue nation dig hole

I'm going to shoot myself.

Might as well roll one last time for that beautiful Purple Empire. May its reign either be prosperous or nonexistent.

they all die from aids, the end

rerolling for the glorious purple empire

Red rapes the remaining blues creating more purples

Red builds 3 giant death robots

Reroll

The purple civilization advances to Castle age and starts making a castle

Two Orange cities crash into each other. The other Orange cities think this was an attack from Red and declare war. They gain the Red coast but lose a city.

Roll

Reroll

Ayys invade

Everyone dies

...

Gold is discovered on the island. Not the resource, the civilization.

purple empire is attacked by the colossal titan

A nuclear bomb kills everything and everyone!

rip in fucking pieces everybody go home

roll

reroll

Yikes.

Trap mercy appears and ults

get

420 get, blaze it.

OP is gone

Roll?