How do i get a gf with my acne problem?

how do i get a gf with my acne problem?

i have never kissed or even held hands with a girl yet. all my friends have girlfriend's and go out with them, and i just stay here at home playing No Man's Sky all day.

how do i girlfriend Sup Forums?

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Monitor your diet
Scrub your face in the shower
Change your pillowcase every week

jesus. i bet a prostitute would charge you extra, pizza face

You go on acutane for a couple of months and deal with even worst skin (for the course of medication) and severe depression until it's finally over.

You don't.

Welcome to the ranks of the wizards my friend.

stop playing No Man's Sky

you fucking play no man's sky? That game is garbage.

>playing No Man's Sky
>No Man's Sky

that is your problem stop playing that shit game

>he thinks he can't get a gf because acne
it definitely doesn't help you but I'm betting you're somewhat of a social retard if you haven't been in a relationship at this point.

How old are you OP? Not meaning to be a dick, but age plays a big role in acne.

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=qxMXh1uI7pI=2m1s

>mix bleach, and water 50%
>scrub face with steel wool dipped in mix
you're welcome

Imagine doing a chemical peel on that shit. Would be amazing.

Topical exfoliants: BHA, AHA, benzoyl peroxide, retinoids. Also can be amplified to chemical peels

Accutane

Shower filters if you have hard water

No dairy, no sugar, full vegan, various diets

Tbh I would cut the bs and go straight to a derm for accutane or an aesthetician for chemical peels.

Don't forget sunscreen seriously. Good luck

This, and/or stop being a weenie about it. Have confidence anyway, it's not the worst thing in the world.

Burn your face and only fuck other burn victims.

>Have confidence anyway

get some african black soap, yeah it looks like shit compressed into a brick but it will help keep oil build up off your face

First off you need to wash your face, probably twice a day. Don't scrub hard this encourages oil. Second make sure you get plenty of vegetables and water. Third acne is often caused hormone imbalance, If you are a teen this is normal. If you are an adult you can take supplements to fix this. In rare cases you would need an antibiotic treatment.

Find a girl with acne too

med student here

drink a fuck ton of water

wash your face (but not too rough you'll just agitate it more)

eat less greasy stuff

dont pick at it

keep skin dry

>african black
>expecting it to work

Racist piece of shit

Kek

go on accutane dumbass

you can forget about 80 percent of the answers here
start eating a clean diet and exercise, is the best chance you have at curing it

No Man's Sky

>bait

follow all the instructions on how to clear up acne and while your working at that, invest in a personality, educate yourself on all aspects of relationships. for this you need "Black Phillip" there are 13 episodes.
study them.
P.S. not a joke

fucking retards without acne telling someone with acne to have confidence lmao

>invest in a personality
>watch videos on relationships
this is one of the most pathetic things i've read on Sup Forums in a long time

Take hormones and become your own girlfriend

Hi I had the same problem, you have to know that this state is not normal pimples just a skin disease and it's something else, go to a good dermatologist and begin treatments a derivative of vitamin A, the treatment takes about 2 the months, forget about the bench press because you will have scars, I know it's difficult but hold on. Good young dermatologist who is not sent home with ointment.

change them every day if you can

what kind of rich bastard has a pillowcase for every day?

Shrug. Seems to have worked well enough for me.

Just go in the fucking sunlight... Outside ffs

one hour a day is enough

>rrreeeee quality bait
>made me reply

Are you retarded? You need like 2-3, you wash one and use the other.
Unless you have a slow ass washing machine that takes a week to wash it

Dubs don't lie man you're fucked.
>Captcha is just like your face
>pizza

>You need like 2-3
whoa sorry Mr Trump. we all aren't billionaires with our 2-3 pillowcases and diamond cufflinks

They're not expensive.
Towels are an acceptable substitute. Throw them in with the wash everytime someone's doing a load of laundry and blammo, you have fresh towels or pillowcases daily.

Use a specialized face gel to wash your face after you wake up and before you go to sleep. Or a glycerine/sulfur soap(that's what I think I used).

Get a creme with azelaic acid (skynoren where I live) and a benzoyl peroxide creme and alternate between the two. One day user one creme, for the next two days use the other and switch them every day/ every few days. This way you ensure the bacteria doesn't build up immunity or some shit. Make sure you are not allergic first.

Drink a lot of water. A LOT. I used to drink two beers a day for two weeks and also drank water to compensate for the dehydration and the zits shrank a lot.

Go to the sauna. My brother started going to a sauna at some point and the acne shrunk massively. MASSIVELY

Clean pillow face, no shit food, no fast food, no sweets, work out, no soda.

If this doesn't work you need to see a doctor. For example I know a guy who had some shitty bacteria in his mouth which caused acne on his face. Basically it got on his face when he spoke. So you should go to a doctor to make sure it is just simple acne.

That's Mr. President to you

Put some Clorox and some acetone together to make a home remedy!

I drank two cups of Clorox a day and that kept them pimples away!

President-Elect, you short-fingered vulgarian.

>acne
It's not the acne that's preventing you from getting girls. It's your low self esteem and shitty body image.

kek

This is the truth. Knock off soda, candy, fried garbage or anything pre-made and frozen. Start exercising and get your skin sweating.

jesus use some acne cream or something
please tell me that's from you not using anything and not the remnants from whatever the cream didn't kill

wash your face twice a day with apple cider vinager (with the mother) and get Proactive it acually works! apply Face mask before you sleep!

>with apple cider vinager (with the mother)
what does the mother do?

WTF do you eat, dude? Looks like bunches of pork, bread and burgers, also a lot of sugar in any form. Stop this first!!!!!!! Vegetables, potatoes, chicken (but not tons) and reduce sugar please (all the fucking candy, honey, cakes, all this shit). Your skin needs at first some treatment with antibacterial stuff, could be tea tree oil i.e. Drink lot of water the whole day, should be 2-4 big bottles. Beer is allowed, coke and all this shit is strictly forbidden!!
I think you will get better in 3 months. Don't forget, the skin needs around 6 weeks for reforming itself.

Overwhelming personality, body and / or wealth.

Hit the gym, join improv club, get a job, go out more.

But seriously, not I'm just gonna give you more of tips how to get rid of acne.

Acne is a long-term infection of your pores. The infection is feeding on your sweat and dead skin cells. You probably already know about this, since you were probably told to wash your face more often.

However, there is another source you need to consider. What if I told you that no matter how much you wash, for 8 hours a day your face is in contact with a disgusting sponge full of your sweat, dead skin and bacteria?

That's right. Your bed pillow is re-infecting your face.

Go online and buy 7 pillow sheets, 7 bed covers, and if you like to face-hug your blanked, get a duvet with 7 duvet covers as well. The cheap ones are ok. You have have the nice one for when you have "friend" over.

There are 3 rules you need to follow:
1. Remove the covers every morning
2. Wash yourself before bed (as you already should)
3. Put on fresh cover every night.
4. Wash covers every week.

Its a lot of laundry, so your parents may not be happy about it. But offer to do it yourself if it helps you convince them.

If you can, leave your pillow and blanket on fresh air, preferably on direct sun every day. It will help it dry, and the UV rays will sanitize it. If not, properly shake them every morning to get air in and help get moisture out, and leave them hanging out of the

Get a job at a fast food place.
Replace all liquid consumption with Mexican soda
Wait until one of those zits grows its own body
Marry it

keep your hair out of your face

Just was your face and wash your pillowcase.

wipes your face for you and tells you that she loves you no matter who you are and what you look like and that she's sure someday you'll find the perfect girl for you and not to worry about surface appearances.

;_;

Kill yourself

If I post some chees pizza will this thread did?

Or he can just stop jacking it hourly and drinking mountain dew by the case.

Die*

find a girl more pimply and gross then you

>then

Fucking kill yourself.

Dermatologist will give you everything You need.

First, get better taste in games you casual fucking faggot

Actually, jacking it helps acne. It decreases your cortisol level. Making your less stressed and in turn sweat less, which in turn helps with acne.

Stop watching porn and jacking off. Its that simple

if not american: go to a skin doctor, he will help you. i also had some acne (though by far not as extreme as you have it), got some pills and it went away

increases your testosterone though and it's the hormones that cause acne

get some goddamn proactive. it works. spend the money and youll love it;.

Exercise can help, but there's no conclusive evidence diet has a huge impact, beyond physical contact with something greasy.

Being active, outside in the sun and fresh air, sweating, that shit helps.

Anything that can cover the pillow, really. Cases to blankets to towels to t-shirts.

I know a guy, if he eats a hamburger, pizza, or any fatty, oily, fired food, by the next day he looks like shit, From a completely clean face, to oh god, kill it with fire. So yeah, it can have an impact.

I sometimes get acne around my mouth if I eat pussy, put it disappears quickly.

> No, masturbation does not increase testosterone.
Sex increases testosterone. Masturbation does not.
joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short

But that distinction is pointless, because:

> No, testosterone, or other hormones do not cause acne.
Testosterone makes you agitated, in turn by making your body secrete more cortisol (stress hormone) and adrenaline (fight-or-flight hormone). These in turn make you spend more energy and produce more heat. Your body fights the head by sweating more.

Bacteria sure loves it sum teenage sweat.

Acne is infection, nothing else, nothing more. Acne starts to occur during puberty, because your body turns into sweaty, oily sex addicted machine.

> I sometimes get acne around my mouth if I eat pussy, put it disappears quickly.

Honestly, that sounds like skin irritation.

That, or she gave you herpes.

Had acne for all my teenage years and a few after that. I can recognize a zit.

I had acne, got antibiotics (pills), after about a month I had no acne. It wasn't terrible to start with, but I was pretty amazed at how well it worked.

Start with getting rid of all of the pus you disgusting fuck.

Live with the scabs. Don't let the pus bubbles happen.

/r/skincareaddiction

>has friends
>plays No mans sky
>is on Sup Forums

Right there are three points as to why you dont have a gf, & how you're lying as points 1 & 2 contradict each other

And as how to get one, go on another fag website, egirls will accept ya easily xxddd

This is retarded advice from someone who knows jack shit and never had actual acne!

Go to a doctor and get Roaccutane! Did it for 6 months! Worked! No acne! Diet and fresh sheets wont work on this shit! Idiot.

>No Man's Sky
>he can't even have quality alone time

I did roaccutane for 6 months! Worked! Literally the only thing that works with severe acne!
Now my skin is clear and healthy! Fuck you fegit!

this
what do you mean by racist?

You edgy little cunt! Though that would kill the bacteria. Youre health too.

I want to beat you twits to a pulp! Real severe acne is a disease that cant be cured by a diet and washing! Thats normal that everyone should do!
And no its not hormone inbalances! You get pimples from that shit not acne!
Stop confusing teen pimples with acne!

Only thing that works 100% is roaccutane!
Worked for me!
Dont speak if you havent had it!

If youre a med student you should become a janitor at a hospital instead! Who the fuck will hire a retard like you?
So get water poisoning? Wash youreself? Everyone should do that anyway dumbshit!
Greasy stuff? You thing oil and grease from food comes out of skin? Guess what medfag humans have oil glans in their skin! Ever vegdge fags have oili skin!
Dont confuse teen pimples with acne!
Only roaccutane works 100%
I had severe acne did the treatment only thing that worked!
I pity the people youre supposed to help one day! Most of them will probably die you nigger shaman.

Wear makeup fam. No one actually cares nowadays.

okay mate

Acne isn't your fucking problem. It's you OP. Have some fucking balls and talk to girls and don't be such a faggot.

Not an easy fix but works 100% took 3 to 4 pills depending on weight a day for 6 months!

>how do i get a gf with my acne problem?

Find a girl with acne

Dont play no mans sky.

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DO NOT FUCKING USE THIS SHIT, OP

side effects are horrible. there are other ways to treat that

the box has caught your acne

I used these you faggot let me tell you a few things!
The side effects are when you are using them and the side effects are feeling tired and dry eyes dry nose and dry skin you use eyedrops while taking this med and also nose drops and a humidifier! Also for dry spots you use cream these side effects only last as long as you take it and a little bit after! Also the doctor will give you a med for youre stomach and liver that will protect it! Other side effects are very rare and wont happen.
They are certainly better than living with acne and being a subhuman to everyone! I lived with acne for most of my life as scum! This changed my life for the better for life! I never said it will be easy but youre not supposed to use this alone but with other things and its worth it! Washing and diet wont help you!

wrong. it depends on how bad it is