Guess the person by looking at their keys

Guess the person by looking at their keys.

There was a good thread of this a while back. Guess their age, sex, job, personality, nationality etc simply by looking at their keys.
I will start with my keys.

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You're 34 OP

>Looking at your keys
>Definititely a faggot

Yeah those keys are pretty gay.

sounds fun

Not even close. Im 22!
Im a femanon, not a faggot. Sorry

>25
>male
>lives alone, probably an apartment
>retail store job

you work in fast food but at least your in management, thats your safe key from work isnt it?

hey i have house mates, btw nailed everything else.. turned 25 a few months ago

>I am so diluted I scroll past the porn to find the key thread

I'll bite

Actually I work in an office as a Graphics/Creative Designer. I don't own any work keys.

no, your not a femanon, youre a faggot unless you post tits.

Then call me a faggot. I shall not be sharing tits I'm afraid. I am only sharing my keys.

They look like work keys. You own or manage a store? From USA. 30+ male

Faggot

from usa and male is right. nothing else is. 5/10

>21
>White
>Wagecuck
>Loner
>Murica

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Drug Addict.

Heres mine

You like anime and your name starts with an A

>shit subaru
>apartment key
>mail key
>possible bike key

26, male, clerk, associates degree.

also not 21, am white, not loner, not sure what wagecuck means, am murica

I am a male, that is the only thing correct.

>shit ford
>guitar pick

poser and I bet you make really good hammburgers

happy holidays

Nope..there ment for measuring not burning

thats an old warn out ass key, possibly early 90s honda?

Your life is a mystery, and i want to hear about it.

Photography major drop out

Good luck

It's newer then 3 years. Not a honda

you are a drunk, also nice trips.

Check em.
Looks like keys a Trump would use. Only need to open beers and your car doors and everyone else opens the other doors.

Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f

Try this! :)

you just drive a lot then. ill say over 28, salaried, probably office job, over 200 pounds, not "fit" but your wife is bangin and you have at least one kid, probably 4 or 5

Yep I'm a drunk

youtube.com/watch?v=HRZXamnTgn4

I do like anime and my name does start with an A. You are correct.

Yep I voted for trump.

Nice dubs, and 200lbs, no everything else. Umm two more tries?

26
Sous chef
Male
Italian/ Puerto Rican
House keys/keys to every door and lock in my restaurant
Although not a drug addict I do enjoy getting stoned out if my skull.

my neighbor totoro To be exact.

>seattle
>drunk
>2nd owner nissan
>want to be a computer genius but you work for a shit startup
>early 30s
>cant be a computer genius because of the new learning curve
>been laid 5 times

lets hear the truth

Quads checked

Your a drunk driver with many DUIs

nah. you sound average. congrats.

Damn you delivered, GG.

definitely a faggot.

Damn you nailed it, Congratulations!

still a faggot though lmao. god i hate Sup Forums

Indeed. It was a childhood favourite of mine.

Where be your keys?

wow real original. jesus christ.

>Cleveland
>drunk
>first Nissan owner
>only source of internet is my iPhone never owned a computer
>wait tables and bartend
>32
>don't know dick about computers but have a massive retro video game collection
>fucked about 120 girls about 40 tranny girls and 1 FTM tranny

You were about have right.

post keys faggot

Faggot yuppie

good luck

You're a wagecuck working in The Range
hahahahaha wow

Only charged with one the first one was dropped to reckless operation

guess mine

Richfag

No, I have an office job. I have a range keyring for when I go shopping.

kys bitch

Don't have picture of just keys but here is one form EDC thread.

Meh..close enough

we get it, you vape

Well, shit.

Mine

OK I be interested...spill it!

ancient hymen protector of yore.
probably 300 / 350 years old
possible beard
missing at least 2 fingers, maybe ear / eye / other facial feature
limited sense of smell however quite the 6th sense for the dead
sold your soul at least one time, but it was probably for something banal like playing the guitar

You think you're athletic but really you just hate having things in your pockets.

looks like keys to my house

you are very key smart.

What happens after a dui? I've spent some time in America and noticed that everyone would just have a beer or two and drive off. Don't you go to prison if caught with any amount of alcohol while driving? Why is everyone's attitude to drunk driving so casual?

thats cool, I will buy one too now

Car thief/rapist

Neckbeard

holy shit how can you know all this from looking at my keychain. you have great powers my friend and by that i will give you a thousand years of hymen protection spells

My mom got me one of those for Christmas. Even if I had only 4 keys, I still think it adds bulk to a regular ring. Am I wrong? Oh, and someone with cool locks, so a spy.

Rate me then, Sup Forums

29. Electrical engineer. U.K. Volvo s40

Idk never got one bud...sounds like a question for google

well you actually guessed the floor not my keys...

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they are good to use and all are like
omg is that a pocket knife
and you are like
no, no it isn't

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Meh...not so interesting

I never said it was.

Props to original interesting thread. Something different.

I guuuuuuuuess

Is that Ċ vejk? If so, I rate 10/10

Mid 20s, female, CNA/nurse, quiet and shy but a freak in bed, probably american

Yeah man.

what do you measure with those?

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Faggot confirmed

why not

you are an organized person, you only want the keys you use the most on your ring. also you want something comfy, maybe that reminds you of your home?

You're ~50 years old. You kick a lot of people in the face and own lots of dogs. Turns out you work in a gulag. Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage are in your showers right now.