Hi Sup Forumsro's!

Hi Sup Forumsro's!

Let's talk about analsex.
My gf told me that she tried anal with an ex. They failed because it was painful.
Ever since I really felt like trying it with her. Also because I feel that he did stuff with her, I haven't done.

But but but.
How do I avoid her, thinking that im a sick fuck?

I often do a 69 with her, where I can see her little pretty hole while im licking her pussy, just amazing.
One time I touched it and she just jumped up and asked wtf I was doing...

So as you can hear, I have to be careful..

How do I make it happen?

All suggestions, stories and other shit are welcome.

stick it in her pooper U beta cuck

Great advice.

Girls are weak. They are easy to manipulate by General blackmail, or stupid stuff like insisting all the time and you'll get to try it eventually.

It will still hurt her at first, but time after time, she will get used to it if she stops batching. If she does not, she will be stressed and it will keep hurting her.

Tell her that she has to want it for the pain to stop.

Sourse: that's how I get to fill her butt whenever I want. With whatever I want as "training for the real thing"

Bitching *

pic related

I don't want to manipulate her.
I just don't want her to be disgusted with my lust.

+ anal (As I understand) needs a bit of preparing. And I think she would freak out if I bought a buttcleaner.

hehe, exactly!

get a toy and lots of lube

OK. You want it the "cool" way?
What did you try then? I'm honestly willing to help.

In *MY* experience, mental is the first step to get "prepared". Then, regular training to learn how to use her muscles. How to release and when. She has to "push" a little to let you in painlessly. But as you may guess, she has to will it.
Say you managed to convince her. She won't will it and she will host hope it will end quick, because bitches be lazy. It will hurt. Time after time, she well get tired of the pain and might get concilient. Or tell you to fuck off.

next time you are in a 69 position looking at her pink little hole, why dont you imagine he ex's cock stretching it round his shaft.

if she said it was painful it probably went in.

How old are you?

That sounds right.

Well, I didn't try anything yet, except for touching, which didn't go so well.

I will try to talk her into it and do it the right way, the first time. Ofc I don't want to hurt her.

24, why?

1, Buy some WATER BASED anal lube. They sell it in very small bottles. Never use the silicone stuff. Always water based.

2. Start fondling her ass a lot. Squeeze it, hold it gently, spank it occasionally. You've got to get her thinking about her own ass in a sexual way.

3. Compliment her ass a lot. Let her know you think about it sexually.

4. When you get ready to go in her ass for the first time, get her lying on her side with her legs curled up against her chest. Sorta like the fetal position. This is the most comfortable way for a woman to take it up the ass. The water based lube will help too. In my experience it's the one that women enjoy the best because it decreases burning sensations.

5. Before you fuck her ass, take her out for a meal the night before that consists of salad and starches like rice. This way she'll have a nice, solid movement the next day, and this will make the sex better for both of you.

t. Had anal sex with a girl for the first time when I was 15

>Ofc I don't want to hurt her.
You will. Deal with it. At least at first.

You just have to make it so it doesn't instantly turn her against buttsex.
You see these Xbox "achievements" where you do random useless shit and get one of these? Do the same to her so she feels like she's progressing even if she's not so she does not quit. If you're really into her, congratulate each step with a simple thing right after. A hug if you're romantic. Then a massage. Then a restaurant or whatever. Think of achievements. And suddenly none until she actually goes to the real full thing.

Girls want instant proofs of progress, even if there is no progress at all. Lure her in at first to encourage her, but then, serious business or she will keep doing little effort because she gets stuff thereafter

He cannot even touch her you mong. We're into teaching how to convince her first

>You will.

You have no skill.

There's no reason anal sex should hurt a woman.

Still gotta be prepared you dumb, virgin fucktard

Eh anal sex isn't even that great. The butt doesn't feel as good as pussy, and there's a good chance you WILL get shit on yourselves

Honest answer? Just talk with her and admit it's something you're interested in, but that it isn't something you NEED. (whether that's true is irrelevant, you just don't want her to feel pressured) Stress that you don't want to do it if it's painful for her, but with patience and lots of lube it shouldn't be.

As far as actually doing the deed (if she agrees) the major rule for buttsecks is "Too much lube is almost enough". Teh butt has no natural lube, you need to supply that. Second is communication, she needs to be able to tell you if things are good or to pause, slow down etc AND YOUR DUMB ASS NEEDS TO LISTEN. If you lose it and start going to town, you'll hurt her and she'll never let you do this shit again.

>Eh anal sex isn't even that great.

Pretty much this, honestly. Don't get me wrong, anal sex is a fun and naughty switch up, but if you go into it thinking it's the holy grail of sex; you're going to be disappointed. It's good, not great and certainly isn't blow your mind amazeballs.

99.999999% dudes who obsess about anal have never done it.

Thank you so much for the advice, I really appreciate it.
Always condom right?
And what about cleaning before?
What about licking?
What about diseases?

haha, great metaphore (spell?)
Thanks for your input!

Thats what im thinking. I'm thinking that her ex was a retard not knowing what he was doing and hurting her.

You're right. Thanks for your comment. I will do it right.

You are probably right user... It's all that fucking porn...

WRONG. i have an extremely wide cock. like beer can wide.

i have fucked my girlfriend anal but it always hurts her and she will only do it when she is drunk.

>Always condom right?
>And what about cleaning before?
>What about licking?
>What about diseases?
Not samefag but

Condom? YES. ALWAYS. Even assuming your GF doesn't have any diseases, an ass is not a clean place. The normal bacteria in there can if you a nasty infection in your dick.

You don't really need any special cleaning, just make sure she's taken a shit recently and wipe well.

Licking? That's pretty much a totally different thing. If you really want to toss the salad you DO need some special washing and cleaning.

Like I said before, wear a jim hat if you're putting it in her pooper. Do that and disease isn't a worry.

You're welcome. Godspeed user

condom never. how many times in life will you get to spooge inside another human with no risk of pregnancy?

go bareback and look into her eyes as you release your seed in her anus.

It's lots of fun, until you start getting weird, nasty discharges from your urethra.