I'm drunk and have $5 what do I buy on aliexpress

I'm drunk and have $5 what do I buy on aliexpress

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y-you can buy m-me :3

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sorry i forgot your (you)

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you got digits so I guess I have to buy that but I don't really want a caliper even as a meme buy

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sorry here have another (you)

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Pink socks

hey retard that's over $5

dont bully ok this is a nice board

topkek

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this thread is blessed. any other suggestions or I'll go with the caliper but I rly don't want the caliper pls post something else

noticed

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that's cool and I was about to buy it but unfortunately it's more than $5 after shipping :(:(((:(((((

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Sea monkeys

stop being a jew

Where do you live? I live in Hungary and the shipping is free

US

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It's a cheaper version

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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what if i'm under 6 or over 99

Then we should fuck

thanks user, now in a month I'll ask myself why in the hell I spent $3 on this

by the way, do you have a picklock set?

C-can someone post something for 2,18 USD or less for me to round out the money? T-thanks, cuties... :3

no, shit, can I get that for $2.18 or less?

nope. But you can always try with those things girls put in their hair(I don't know the english name for it)

just so you know, sex toys can get confiscated at customs for being frequently used in child sexual exploitation

one of these? thanks for the suggestion, this sounds like a good skill to learn for less than $3

Yeah, those, But you will need two of them(or break one in half), or one and a screwdriver

I saw it in Fallout to pick locks so I'm basically an expert already

Did you have to learn how to pick locks with hair ties to get into the little fridge where mommy kept all the food, you niglet

No, I have a lock pick set, and I learned it, because it looked cool on tv

check my dubs

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