ITT: Grant but ruin an user's wish

ITT: Grant but ruin an user's wish
I wish to no longer be a virgin

Granted, you're no longer anal virgin.

Jamal enriches your white boi anal hole with thick and long ape dick

I wanna be a cute trap

Granted, you are now an adorable beartrap, severly injuring anyone who tries to touch cute things.

I wish that Sup Forums never existed

I wish I had no powers and never accomplish anything.

Wish already granted.

You never accomplished your first steps as a baby, and are living like a human cucumber on a chair.

As Sup Forumsnever existed, all the cancer is spread to other boards instead.

I want to be free of cancer

You are now a tumblr newfag.

But you have to hang on /r9k/ instead

All your cancerous cells disappear. Noting replaces them, and you have massive internal bleeding.

You cannot interact with anything invented by an aspie
It turns out that magic genies count discovering as inventing when convenient for them
You can no longer interact with gravity and you float into space

Enjoy yo babbi wiv monkey-man-run-away-horse-schlong, OP.

raped in some southerners basement for 20 years

Bear trap with a bow tie

World blew up 20 years ago, we're all in personal hells

Stranded in the desert til death by dehydration. No electrical powers or accomplishments in finding water

Succesfully remove cancer cells from your body, die from complications

I wish for doritos

Dorito dust is anthrax.

>Gets Earwax flavored Doritos.

I wish my bowel wasn't obstructed.

Wish granted, but you get crucified by the jews

I wish for a free pass to fuck whoever, wherever and whenever I wanted, and they had to oblige.

...

Give you the opposite problem I imagine...

The only people left on the planet are clones of Gary Busey.

Granted, but you're not attracted to anyone anymore

They sing show tunes out of tune for the entire time every time

That was going to be my second wish...

I wish I didn't have a huge hole in the middle of my tooth.

Granted, but you're a trap

You now have a tooth in ever hole instead.

Greanted, but that's now your only tooth left

granted. But It's now filled with a wad of dried semen

Ohh god

I wish that if I punched someone hard enough I could punch them into the previous week

I wish for someone to ruin my wish

I wish for happiness

Granted. But you no longer have and hands

Granted

The land in the previous week with their ass in your face. Not punching them would cause a paradox and destroy the universe.

...

You experience pure, untainted joy, for 5 seconds. All other happy erperiences pale in comparison and only make you more depressed.

I wish that Hillary had won the election by popular vote

I want to be an attractive female.

Granted, but your homeland gets invaded by the saracens

You are a woman who is so fat, she has the gravity well of a small moon.

You become my version of attractive

Congratulations, Hillary is now the president... of Latvia.

Checkered

attractive
attractive
attractive
attractive
attractive

You are very sexy, but you're retarded and whina about feminizm all the time

Not a huge loss

I wish I didn't have a wish in the first place

Universe÷0

Granted. but ISIS wins. Flawless victory. Toasty!

I want world hunger to end.

Kek

Granted. Instead you have 20 golf balls clogged in your anus

Nobody is hungry, nor can anybody decide what they want to eat. Maybe they're just bored? Or thirsty? Nah, nothing looks good.

I wish that i could wish to make myself wish for a wish to wish for, so that i may wish for a wish to have wished for.

Granted, but you feel the world's hunger instead.

Granted, but you now think of weirdly convoluted plans to solve your problems instead.

Hey gary busey how are we doing today!

Countered, in that all your plans are now very, very simplistic.

granted. all hungry people die.

I wish Hitler had won the war and exterminated all the juice.

I mean......technically......

I'd do it. If it lasted I would make the sacrifice.

Granted, but now we only have water and soda.

Granted the poo is now lodged in your throut

I wish to integrate with and become one with a dirty girl sock.

Imokwiththis.jpg

Show me where in the human body is the throut.

Granted but they oblige by going completely limb

granted. you become one with a dirty girl sock, which is used by a neckbeard as cum rack.

Its within the nock, just under the heud.

Not uhh......not sensing a drawback here.

That's... even better. *whimpers*

I want a gin and tonic

........I dunno what I was expecting.

That's better, to be honest. At least I'd vomit that up.

Lol. Lets suck each others DICKS

I wish I was trump

Granted, but it's Gin from Bleach and Tonic, Sonic's retarded cousin.

Granted, but you are accidentally made into Triumph the dog.

Granted, but now you are trump

Granted but you are both uncircumcised dicks.

You virginity is taken by Grant Buttruin

You are now Ivanka Trump.

That's the only kind of dick worth messing with. If the dude has any sense of hygiene, uncut is infintely better.

For real, how do people with cut dicks jack off? It doesn't make sense.

You would not to.

Lol its not dry and sticky it's just smooth. Like rubbing your arm. It's all about the grip. I'd prefer cut but nothing wrong with uncut as long as they are hygenic

But only fags and traps.

Rollin

you create a paradoxon and the universe dies

But you are.

Granted,but you are a faggot.

Agreed. Man... i need some dick. Its been too long :(

Granted,but you are a jew.

I wish for all my skin to become dirty girl sock fabric, even my face and such.