What is she thinking?

What is she thinking?

Damn Ben and Jerry's... brain freeze!

She's thinking If only I paid attention at school I wouldn't now be having a 2 foot dildo rammed up my arse

Is heat the random movement of electrons or the change in randomness of the movement of electrons?

I was gonna fuck OP, but he's a faggot.

This niggers cock feels absolutely amazing the way he's shoving it in my cunt

How it feels to chew 5 gum

MY PRECIOUS

I can smell apple pie!

She's not thinking. She's clearly having an orgasm

I hope my brother doesn't nut to this

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams.

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"

"That fart was wetter than I thought... a lot wetter..."

She's mocking her brother after he roasted her about her career choices

She's thinking she shouldn't have eaten all the ribs, now daddy's upset

She wishes she wouldn't have eaten that leftover 3 bean burrito.

"Fuck college! this is where the money at"

She's thinking: "DURRR SIX PLUS TREE EQULS EREVEN"

Well obviously she's not thinking. I mean look where she's at.

2017, the year it goes from watching commercial porn being retarded, to watching retarded porn.