Why aren't you gay?

Why aren't you gay?

Because 3 holes are better than 2

I'm bi, so that counts.


Of course that means that I'm also straight.


Against common understanding, they're not mutually exclusive.

Because all my funny uncles either died before I was born or live in another country.

Because I`m a fag.

5 holes are better than 3

7 holes are better than 5

because I'm not a faggot

In that case we can have 4 boobs in the couple also.

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>not being a faggot
kek

Because I don't have any disease.

Because I'm not a degenerate

Because i'm not a degenerate

being 100% straight is a disease

Because I'm better than that.

kek whatever makes you sleep at night you beta faggot

tried it and definately prefer women

I don't like the smell of men... and I can't smell myself.
Women always smell nice and warm.

You'll never know that feeling, figgot.

You might still be a diet bisexual.

Because you are and nobody wants to fuck with you

Being bi counts right?

ayyy

because i am

Because see girl makes penis heavy, no time for dragging penis.
Arrive in trousers.

wat

Bisex, wish I was still 100% straight fuckin femboys

What if I'm bi?

this triggers me. don't try to put your abhorrent tendencies in the realm of normality.

dudes have been fucking dudes and bitches rubbing on bitches since the dawn of humanity

grow up and read a book

that doesn't mean they aren't fucked in the head.
from the dawn of humanity, the gays have been gross. I don't know what you want me to say.

because guys don't give me boners

229 holes are better than 227

Cause we do it for pay

Men are more physically attractive than women from a sculptural perspective.