It's official. 2016 can officially bite my ass

It's official. 2016 can officially bite my ass.

2016 was fucking awesome

>not liking 2016

Yeah its been a shitty year.
>maybe this pic of Ariel Winter will cheer someone up.

Yeah, who knew if you did a shit ton of coke when you were younger you would die early

>i heard she was addicted to coke during star wars even while filming.

I'm sorry, did anyone give a rat's ass about her life before her death became an excellent excuse to circle jerk about the year 2016? Out of every celebrity death this year this one seems the least genuine to grieve over.

A lot of people really like Star Wars, m8.

>okay, now while you're in your metal bikini, kiss the dog-man
>w-what..?
>it's in your contract, you HAVE to do it
>I picked the BEST day to start coke!

Boohoo, we're down:
>1 heroin addict
>1 anonymous-bathroom-blowjob artist
>1 purple-panties wearing shut-in
>1 thin white fag

"Waaaaaaaah!! People I liked died this year!! I never really followed them but since they've died I can now honestly say I was their biggest fan!! Honest! I loved Carrie Fisher in Alien!"

Just fucking kill yourself already.

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Wow what a funny, intuitive, and original comment regarding the year as a whole and your opinions towards it!

Everyone says this every fucking year. Goddamn I'm triggered.

She's probably snorting a fat rail right now in the afterlife.

Right, Fuck it, I'm done with 'OMG 2016 was terrible', here's some fucking awesome things that happened, you're welcome, Merry fucking Christmas

There's an Ebola Vaccine now
Child Mortality - Down across the globe
+9% survival rate in pacreatic cancer sufferers
Gene responsible for ALS found
Volunteers in India planted 50 Million trees in 24 hours
Suicide rates down globally
The Ozone layer is repairing itself
The Rabbinical assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of trans and non conforming individuals
MIND CONTROLLED ROBOT ARMS
Leo got dat oscar
Wild tigers numbers up FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100 YEARS
Giant Pandas - No longer endangered
A solar powered plane did a fucking world trip
Global Malaria down by 60%
Measels ERADICATED from the Americas
93% of the world's children learned to read and write - the highest percentage IN HUMAN HISTORY
China plans to be completely renewable by 2020 and has a global plan for by 2050
Huge global push in renewable energy
Norway committed 0 deforestation, 0
Every major grocer and fast food chain in the U.S pledged to use cage free eggs only by 2025
Manatees - No longer endangered
Wild Wolves - Back in Europe
Wild Salmon spawning in the Connecticut river for the first time since the American revolution
Columbian white tailed deer - no longer endangered
Green Sea Turtles - NO LONGER FUCKING ENDANGERED
Sea World no longer breeding captive killer whales
Humpback Whales - NO LONGER ENDANGERED
Global aid - up by 7%
Americas most generous year EVER in charity and aid
China's most generous year EVER in charity and aid at $15 goddamn Billion

Yes, some famous fucking people you liked died, and you know what - more of them are gonna go too

but take some time to look at the fucking good and beauty in this world, good shit is happening, learn it, support it, be part of it.

Merry fucking Christmas

nice one buddy, bet it took you all of 5 minutes to copy and paste that shit from one of those faggy Facebook posts... gewd jaaaaaaaab

Right, Fuck it, I'm done with 'OMG 2016 was terrible', here's some fucking awesome things that happened, you're welcome, Merry fucking Christmas

There's an Ebola Vaccine now
Child Mortality - Down across the globe
+9% survival rate in pacreatic cancer sufferers
Gene responsible for ALS found
Volunteers in India planted 50 Million trees in 24 hours
Suicide rates down globally
The Ozone layer is repairing itself
The Rabbinical assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of trans and non conforming individuals
MIND CONTROLLED ROBOT ARMS
Leo got dat oscar
Wild tigers numbers up FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100 YEARS
Giant Pandas - No longer endangered
A solar powered plane did a fucking world trip
Global Malaria down by 60%
Measels ERADICATED from the Americas
93% of the world's children learned to read and write - the highest percentage IN HUMAN HISTORY
China plans to be completely renewable by 2020 and has a global plan for by 2050
Huge global push in renewable energy
Norway committed 0 deforestation, 0
Every major grocer and fast food chain in the U.S pledged to use cage free eggs only by 2025
Manatees - No longer endangered
Wild Wolves - Back in Europe
Wild Salmon spawning in the Connecticut river for the first time since the American revolution
Columbian white tailed deer - no longer endangered
Green Sea Turtles - NO LONGER FUCKING ENDANGERED
Sea World no longer breeding captive killer whales
Humpback Whales - NO LONGER ENDANGERED
Global aid - up by 7%
Americas most generous year EVER in charity and aid
China's most generous year EVER in charity and aid at $15 goddamn Billion

Yes, some famous fucking people you liked died, and you know what - more of them are gonna go too

but take some time to look at the fucking good and beauty in this world, good shit is happening, learn it, support it, be part of it.

Merry fucking Christmas

It started with Bowie and it ends with Fisher, start and end with a bang and people aren't going to forget it

nice one buddy, bet it took you all of 5 minutes to copy and paste that shit from one of those faggy Facebook posts... gewd jaaaaaaaab

Aaayyyy
Good job, humpback whales.

So much this.

It's like people have never experienced death before or some shit. People are going to die EVERY year. It pisses me off because it's like people forgot that famous people have died previous years. How stupid is everyone?

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She lived till 60. Below the average but not exactly young.

can we spit on her grave now for saying she would die if trump was president?

AND TRUMP, AND BREXIT!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!

Wait...I've done a shit ton of coke...am I going to die early?

I'm 38.

Actually, last night I did a gram of coke and drank 27 ounces of liquor. STayed up until 6AM jerking off several times and watching porn.

Am I going to die???

"mom, you wouldn't believe like... the people on the internet... fuck them mom... honestly... death... life... mom it's all the same... y'know what i mean? Mom? Want a top up?"

LATER

>"Mom hasn't gotten over Dad's death, i fill her glass with vodka every night... BITCH DOESN'T UNDERSTAND LIFE AND DEATH!! EVERY YEAR PEOPLE DIE!! FUCKING PUSSY! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT BITCH!!! FUCK!"

that's you. that's how fucking annoying you are.

Fuck you OP Trump won, thats the best news the 21st century has gotten so far

Carrie Fisher was one of the nicet ladies you could ever meet. She was recent;y in Edmonton for Comicon and my friend met her because she went to get her nails done at the same place. They have a picture together. Apparently she was graceful and nice.

Anyone who speaks ill of Carrie Fisher deserves to be stabbed in the throat and fucking the the bloody throat hole.

Fuck off libtards 2016 was FUCKING AWESOME!!!! Maga!!

(You)

I heard she was a real ho who fucked Harrison Ford while he was married, bipolar and an alcoholic

not my fault america is a meme

Brexit is nowhere near as terrible as the amount of crying the media has chosen to broadcast about it lol

Brexit: WIN (WILL destroy the UK)
Trump: WIN (Will destroy the US)
Leia: WIN (Teaches you pot-smoking junkies that drugs DO KILL).

>mfw China and Russia are now the most forbidable forces on earth, militarily and economically. WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jeffrey Dahmer was nice to people he wasn't eating.

No one fucken cares

dubs speaks that also catching Carrie in different phases of her life will affect outcome of experience as she took the privledge granted her to abuse levels and then after destroying her physical and mental self had to re-evaluate and rebuild and was essentailly many different personalities and "people" through her life.

Or we could just simplify everything.

"NOPE. ONE OR ZERO."

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I think you've misunderstood what annoys me. I understand people are upset about death. I don't think people are weak for feeling bad about it. I am annoyed at this "OMG 2016 is so awful" crap.

so is your mother

Why?

She delivered

>faggot

You guys understand that every successive year from now should statistically involve more death, right? Short of one year involving way way too much death i mean.

>Right, Fuck it, I'm done with 'OMG 2016 was terrible', here's some fucking awesome things that happened, you're welcome, Merry fucking Christmas
>There's an Ebola Vaccine now
>Child Mortality - Down across the globe
>+9% survival rate in pacreatic cancer sufferers
>Gene responsible for ALS found
>Volunteers in India planted 50 Million trees in 24 hours
>Suicide rates down globally
>The Ozone layer is repairing itself
>The Rabbinical assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of trans and non conforming individuals
>MIND CONTROLLED ROBOT ARMS
>Leo got dat oscar
>Wild tigers numbers up FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100 YEARS
>Giant Pandas - No longer endangered
>A solar powered plane did a fucking world trip
>Global Malaria down by 60%
>Measels ERADICATED from the Americas
>93% of the world's children learned to read and write - the highest percentage IN HUMAN HISTORY
>China plans to be completely renewable by 2020 and has a global plan for by 2050
>Huge global push in renewable energy
>Norway committed 0 deforestation, 0
>Every major grocer and fast food chain in the U.S pledged to use cage free eggs only by 2025
>Manatees - No longer endangered
>Wild Wolves - Back in Europe
>Wild Salmon spawning in the Connecticut river for the first time since the American revolution
>Columbian white tailed deer - no longer endangered
>Green Sea Turtles - NO LONGER FUCKING ENDANGERED
>Sea World no longer breeding captive killer whales
>Humpback Whales - NO LONGER ENDANGERED
>Global aid - up by 7%
>Americas most generous year EVER in charity and aid
>China's most generous year EVER in charity and aid at $15 goddamn Billion
>Yes, some famous fucking people you liked died, and you know what - more of them are gonna go too
>but take some time to look at the fucking good and beauty in this world, good shit is happening, learn it, support it, be part of it.
>Merry fucking Christmas

>Am I going to die???

You and everyone else.

She is next.

tl;dr

sure,kid.

>tfw none of you will get to have Ariel open up her butt cheeks right in front of your face, and blast out an eggy fart DIRECTLY into your nose.

good god, how do you do that at 38? how are you still alive??

old man breitbart lived like you. cokehead. died at 40.

the fact that your still alive is a testament to the human body's capacity to SURVIVE.

Wild wolves back in Europe? What is that bullshit, they never left, I saw one pretty much every fucking year.

>those thighs
ew, she's gunna be a landwhale by 40 I can tell

I can't complain. Sure 2016 has been hell, but so was 2015, and 2014, and 2013 and.. you get the point.

If your happiness depends on the health of famous actors you're up shit creek there buddy.

It was the jews. They did a sacrifice to increase box office revenues. Also celebrities don't really die they announce their death and then go live on a secret masonic island

congrats, you are a fag.

she's already a landwhale. a gross jewish landwhale. her ass is so fat but it's just ultra flat and wide. she has the body type referred to as "the fridge" and a gross jew face

Look at it this way: 2016 decided to kill her before 2017 started so you would have a better year

At least Trump won.

did you ever xD unironically at some point in your life?

yeah, and I voted for him

but Trump's love for Israel is.... troubling. maybe you're a typical Israel-First GOP'er. but yeah. His love for jews is quite troubling.

North Korea didn't do anything cool this year.

And are you saying it's good that Harambe took that bullet for us?

That's what I'm saying bro. He's gonna let Isarael do whatever it wants. He won because he's the real Zionist candidate. I thought fgor a short time that voting and the publica can actually make a difference, but they can't it was a Jew plot all along. The media's hate for him is nothing but controlled opposition.

BINGO x10000000000000

I mean it would have been the same with hill/bern etc.

all Zionist douchebags.

I feel offended by your post and I strongly suggest you rephrase.

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>strongly suggest you rephrase

You go girl!

I was going to suggest that he choke on the next black cock he is throat fucking... but yours is so much more precise.

found the JEWS!

your statements offend my sensitivities.

thicc wiminz = best wiminz

Fail fag. I still has a fully functioning penis

can you tell me why you support Israel though?

"um, it's our only ally in the middle east!" (aside from going directly to GOP talking points)

Seriously. Why is it ok to give Israel billions each year. And to arm their entire military.

Wouldn't that money be better here... in AMERICA. With AMERICANS?

That goes for any country that the US supports financially.

I might have predicted this actually in two specific events I recall on here.

>Wouldn't that money be better here... in AMERICA. With AMERICANS?

>giving your nation's wealth to shitskins and niggers

>not giving it to God's chosen people

how dare you even suggest such a thing goyim

>le fucking 2016

You have to go back

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2016 has been dicks...

America dying took me by surprise though. We didn't actually think that a high percentage of Americans were that fucking gullible.

>am i going to die
everybody is going to die someday

you have to admit, there was a SHITON of happenings!

>dying

>It's official. 2016 can officially bite my ass.

To be fair, 1916 was a lot worse

it's very sad. democrats, republicans... even trump. they want to give The World to Israel.

how is 2016 any different then 2015? same shit

>SHITON of happenings!
Yeah pretty much all Jewish terror theater though.

It's still that though

Doña Florinda its still alive so i call it bullshit.

1901 was a bad year, that's when American troops would waterboard and torture Filipino civilians to death to find out if they knew where the rebels were hiding.

All in all they killed over 300k civilians.

They don't teach you that one in American History class.

Wouldn't it be a hell of a year if the queen ended up dying before 2016 ends?

>me after 2016

You guys trolled millions of retards into electing a retard.

You can make it right. Or not.

The cool thing is that you and the people you trolled into voting for Trump will be hurt the most.

Ironically liberals like me will make out like bandits under his economic policies.

>electing
He thinks voting is essential to the process! hahaahah Now who's the retard???

>Ironically liberals like me will make out like bandits under his economic policies.
Like having to get a job for once?

I think I might be given too much responsibility.

Trump?

>t.Donald J Trump

ITT: MUH GODDAYM LIBRULS

>by 40
She has 5 years TOPS

this guy right here
this guy knows whats up
fuck you faggot ass whiny edgelords.

Go back to fucking reddit you half-witted waste of human flesh.

>faggot ass whiny edgelords

Jesus fucking Christ, what is it about celebrity deaths that sends people into such hysteria? It's fucking insane, the outpouring of grief that occurs every time some has-been actor or musician finally bites the dust. Why? Because they were part of your childhood? Big fucking deal Do you even realize how pathetic that is? How sadly it reflects on you that your early years were defined, not by memories of friends and family, but by people you didn't even really know except through the roles they played on television and in movies? It's fucking nauseating.

I hope even more celebrities die in 2017, maybe then y'all will get desensitized to inconsequential bullshit and start focusing on real issues instead.

>whining about what Americans did in 1901
>duterte has death squads killings millions right now.

huh.

source faggot!

2016 is the best year