What's the most fucked up thing you ever did /b?

What's the most fucked up thing you ever did /b?

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OP here - mine is finger my nan

Use my sister and niece as sextoys for years, but they liked it though.

asked a drunk 10/10 nigress I met at the train if she wanted fuck in the bathroom, ended up fucking her in the ass with only a sleeping old man in the wagon

G9od the luck with the aids user.

>fucked a nigress
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greentext?

Fisted a woman once, when she was really lose tried to fit my head in. Ended up going with my whole body through her vagina

>be 22, two years ago
>be strongly antisemitic because father left for a Jude
>date girl, fall in love with her
>after several dates we have sex
>somehow during the act she ends up telling me she's Jewish
>get enraged, fuck her in the ass until she starts bleeding
>hit her with all of my rage
>throw her out of my apartment naked
>comes back in the morning to get her clothes
>didn't know I put itching powder in her clothes and cut her ID and banking cards with cissors
Pic related, was worth it

post cunny on a fbi honeypot board

Used sextoys from mom, sister, friend's moms, picked up chlamydia somewhere. oops.

are you genuinely retarded

>I only left a 5% tip at Denny's

user's a lying piece of shit, picture's showing a model

"""no"""

not the same person

Yes. U are correct. Otherwise a perfectly believable story.

Make my ex commit suicide.
He was abusive, a bully and told me to kill myself then blamed it all on me.
So I did what I was told, right? I faked my own suicide (newspapers, a fake TV news and call) until he committed suicide because of what he thinks he's done.

Oh, I sometimes visit his grave to drop some burned roses and dog poo on it.

Probably asking source for this cunny

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pissed on my sisters toothbrush once

fake as fuck

I fuck my dog on the regular

voluntarily touched black people

greentext ?

Exchanged nudes with my girlfriend's mom. Came for each other on cam.

Got a dog to fuck my gf

hot

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Subscribed to this child rapist

OP here - is my gf

OP here - thought I'd greentext the nan story.
pt1 -
> have super old nan with dementia
> would often go round to check she isnt dead, give meds etc
> went round one night after school, have key, going to make dinner for her
> get there and she is acting real strange, keeps talking about being hot
> make some dinner and she doesn't want any, decide I cant be bothered trying to feed her if she doesn't want any
> take her to her bedroom so she can go to sleep and i can go home and play timesplitters
> she keeps on acting strange and talking about being too hot
> starts taking off her pyjamas - has nothing on underneath
> try and get her to stop but shes pretty determined, end up giving up and just lying her down on the bed, covering her with the duvet
> take a long look at her naked body
> not bad for old lady, massive tits but also massive bush
> get a real strange boner
> nan has gone quiet now but looks happy

looks exactly the same

pls explain how you engineered that

I guess i can outline a typical session

>get home from work
>be horny
>gf isnt home yet
>call dog into my room
>strip down to nothing
>laugh at her happy dance when i break out the lube
>lube up her vulva and finger her clit a little
>slide into her slowly
>sit still for a minute and just enjoy her contractions
>start fucking her
>cum as deep in her as i can
>fall asleep watching her lick herself clean

pt 2 -
> slide hand up to her titty and she says nothing
> rub her nipple a bit, my cock gets harder
> keep checking her face in case she says anything but she is old and dumb so it's looking good
> sort of figure, in for a penny, in for a pound so put my hand down my pants and start jerking off
> nan is smiling, looks almost like she likes me touching her
> slide my hand down to her chest towards her big ol bush
> decide to try and finger her
> push my finger past her reasonably crusty flaps and it's wet inside
> makes me diamonds
> unzip my pants with other hand and start jerking off with my cock out
> nan makes some noises that might be pleasure and it sends me over the edge
> come on her nips
> immediately freak out, clean her up and leave the house

Luckily she never said anything, had probably forgotten by the next day

Story

please see and god bless

samefag

i frequently fuck a girl from a home for people whit brain disorders (over the street)... she has a diaper... but sexy as fuck.
i think she likes it since she goes for a walk everytime my wife leaves home and she stoppes outside my appartment and stands there looking for me

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i even trimmed down her bush a little so i can play with her pussy

pics?

no, i might be able to get some next time im there...
ill post them when ill get some.

so is she like 7 years old or 77?

Become distant to the woman I love and ruin our relationship

Here's a greentext:

>parents out of house for the weekend
>I'm babysitting my sister
>sister is 13, I'm 16
>am making dinner
>go upstairs to call sister for dinner
>caught her "masturbating"
>she freaks out
>I explain it's normal to do this at her age
>I tell her I do it too
>she asks me how I do it
>I show her my penis and how I masturbate (I just briefly show it)
>she asks me more things (does it feel good, how long am I doing it, etc)
>I answer everything
>she then asks if I could show her how to properly do it since she just "waggles her hand over her vagina"
>I explain some ways to masturbate, I explain what her clitoris is, etc
>she says she wants me to SHOW her, not explain
>tell her this is wrong
>I do it anyways
>I masturbate her, finger her
>am getting horny as fuck
>start licking her
>she suddenly says she has to pee
>I know where this is going, so I don't stop
>she grabs my head and lets out this shriek/moan combo
>she thrusts her pussy into my face while really grabbing onto my head
>I just let her ride it out
>she lets go
>she's breathing heavily
>I wipe her and my face clean
>she smiles and says "thank you user"
>I say "your welcome, but you need to realize what we did was wrong"
>she says she knows and won't tell
>she adds that she wants to know more about "things"
>I smile and tell her "we'll see", then we just went downstairs and we ate dinner
>tl;dr many more experimenting and sex lessons followed, I took her virginity
>we're now 15 years later and still very close, but no more sex because she got married about 10 years ago.

naa, she is more like....33 or something... its hard to tell she doesent say much... but somewhere between 25-40

raped an eighth grade girl blind drunk face down on a dirty rug in a garage. left a blood stain there for her to remember it by.

More of that experimenting please.

>sister 13, 15 years ago
>she got married 10 years ago
>got married at 18
>incest with brother
fucking Drumpf supporters, man. inbred hillbillies

know that feel

This

sorry for bringing the tone down, but yeah.... holiday season at all. great time for one's brain to fuck you over amirite :D :| :(

Actually married 8 years ago, I'm not good with dates. She married when she was 20

It's all good Sup Forumsrother.

this

you are fucked up

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>Drinking with a girl i liked alot, we knew what would get down even though she just single
>During sex begin feeling sick and start going from passionate sex to just trying to fuck her brains out cus muh autism
>She starts crying
>Felt like shit i didnt even got the change to cum

Still wish i could do her 1 more time

good thing you had that itching powder on hand, amirite?!

ffs just shut the fuck up you idiot

hahaha your dick must be tiny you sad little boy

>date girl, fall in love with her
>after several dates we have sex

Lying fuck

why?

dogs have more or less same size of penis with humans

are you triggered? are you from peta or something

im not the dog fucker btw

ok Mr. Trannyboy Jerkoff

>im not the dog fucker
then stfu
>dogs have more or less...
no they don't you idiot unless he was fucking a 100 lb dog he has a tiny dick god you are stupid

Let a guy cheat on his gf with me (wearing her clothes).

cummed in girls food

m or f?

Take a shit and pull a piece out of the toilet and rub it on my lips while jacking off.

what relation did you have to her?

i held a knife to my sister when i was quite young because i had a nightmare
mom ditched work to come home because sister locked me in the bedroom and called her
grandma said i had the demons or some shit

M

okay angry normiefag

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LEAVE THSI FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING DEVI, CHILD HOW COULD YOU

I tried to fuck a dog when i was younger, then a few years later my cat

I was their instructor

not the guy you are answering but come on, yahoo questions? is there a less credible source on this planet?

I raped a haji bitch in ramadi, and made her husband watch.

He was an IED maker; afterwards, we left the two of them zip tied to the bed and called for fire. Smiled and smoked a Pine Cigarette while the whole building was leveled with them in it.

Shitty lay, smelled like ass. The look of utter defeat in that fag's eyes was priceless though.

Living with and fucking my sister for about 5 years.Yes were were/are degenerates.

>Be me
>22
>going out to a bar with my friends
>staying the night at a friends house
>friend has roomates who are out of town
>roomates have a baby boy
>at the bar come last call talk a bar fly into going home with me
>friend says I can use his roomates room to fuck her
>take her inside and start getting to it
>I'm fucking her doggy style and slide my finger into her ass
>she says "oh so you like to do butt stuff?"
>Fuck_Yeah.jpg

Would you like to know more?

Got a pic of her?

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You take advantage of a vunrable person who trusts you? I know this is Sup Forums but if this is real your one disgusting fuck.
I mean theres the dog fucker, the nan fingerer, the aspies the weebs and then theres you.
I hope you find yourself in a situation unable to think or fend for yourself, someone offers you a hand and takes you for everything you have to offer. Organs too.

She wrecked your anus?

sure thing pal

Not risking that.

>now fucking this chick in the ass
>in my friends roomates room
>theres a crib and toys and stuffed animals everywhere
>dont really pay any attention because I am just railing this chick
>I tell her I'm about to finish

Would you like to know more?

Be 12. Friends sister is like 7 or aomething. I would make her play with me and do other things with her. Cannot remember if I fucked her.

Did the same with his cousin. Who turned out quite hot but she's trailer trash. But I'd still hate fuck her.

Oh and I also butt fucked my friend and his brother. In their parents home. Right after supper I'd Dore them upstairs so I could fuck them in their teenage ass.

Maybe I'm fucked.

Oh and fucked my own cousin. I am secretly in love with her to this day and want nothing more then to bust my nut inside her. Picture related.

The guy said she waits for him. She likes it, you dumb cunt. How is it hurting someone to give them what they want?

Lost my virginity to my cousin when we got drunk. I was 14, she was 12. We're both girls.

This, you're pure evil

Finish the fucking story already

I never asked her about what we did we banged in the hay in our grandparents barn. But she turned out well and I'm well I'm on Sup Forums hahaha.

One day I wish she would let me into her again. Does Sup Forums think I should bring up what append? How do is do that without making things weird?

Fucked her off the bed and onto the floor. Called her a whore. Everyone walk the dinosaur.

You need the same for defending him

Just post it, faggot.

>past midnight and I'm drunk and horny
>waiting at empty station for last train home
>feeling overwhelming desire to fap
>see a broomstick leaning on a door
>ihaveanidea.jpg
>take broomstick to wooded area just behind the platform
>noonecanseeme.png
>shove broom handle up my arse and commence vigorous fapping
>cum buckets into the night
>hear voices
>omfg there are others on the platform now
>don't know if just arrived or were already there
>pull broomstick out my arse and casually return to platform, not sure if witnessed but heard some laughing
>drunken horniness replaced with extreme paranoia
>get on train and immediately hide in toilets
>there's a mirror above the sink
>get horny again
>fap and cum all over the sink
>too drunk to think about cleaning it up
>mfw I caused people to have to clean a shitty broomstick and a cum drenched sink

He name was Walid Haqqani, circa 2007.

Used the nice thick zip ties, 1", not the silly 1/2 width.

2 GBU-12s and 9 rounds on-call 155.

He made pressure plate IEDs that hit our convoy; we had PID on the house and didn't report the personnel inside.

Predators only see what happens outside Breh, you gotta keep the fun inside.

Me and my 3man team took turns for about 30mins, then when we left we leveled the place; no one the wiser.