Let's get this thing going

let's get this thing going.

I'll give you a 10 number range to make your roll, you can roll whatever you want to decide how the situation on this island changes, the result varies depending on what final number you get:
0 is a complete failure
1-4 is a sub par result
5-8 happens exactly as rolled
9 is a great success.

OP will decide how the result varies on anything that is not 5-8

pic related is the starting map.
dots are people: we have niggers, californians and ayylmaos
dark green areas are forests, light brown are beaches, mountains are mountains, the river looking thing is a river. Make whatever you want of this information.

Your rolls will decide the actions of one of those three groups of people.

40-49 decides next action

Niggers try to swim, in sea, realize they can't and drown

Roll

Commies run for niggers and try to attack them

Roll

Californians start a religion called "Idioticy"

Hillary's Mega Nuke™ explodes a half mile in the air, the island becomes populated by Niggers

Ayys try to colonise the mountains

Roll

Ayys overrun the Californians, develop an advance military which starts an arms race with niggers

Californians reach the nigger starting area and try to kill them, a great battle ensues.
faction strenghts:
- californians: communism and anti-pollution laws
- niggers: long penises and land speed records

20-29 decides how the situation evolves

Niggers all ded

Niggers evade the attacks and rape the commies

Roll

A group of rebels break off of the Californians and make a capitalist empire that sides with the ayys

I'm not creative enough for a roll but I like these threads, have a bump

Roll

Trump wins elections

Island gets inhabited by sexy naked woman

A group of rebels break off of the Californians and make a capitalist empire that sides with the ayys

Ayylmaos make a giant statue of their god.

The news of the election of new president trump reaches the island.
Niggers abandon the fight and flee for the forest in despair
Commies are scattered around the area in confusion, they are appealing for the popular vote

both factions lose a couple of units in the fight

sorry I forgot.

60-69 wins next roll

Roll

Roll again with as a bonus

Commies regroup and make a permanent settlement near the beach, niggers regroup in the forest and live on trees

REEEEEroll

roll

Fuck, roll again

Rerollo

Jeez you are choosing unlucky numbers OP

Last roll

FUCK

Again

Ayylmaos prosper undisturbed and build a nice base under the mountains

come on guys

niggers buy weapons from arms dealer

Reroll for people

One California moves to the top of a mountain.
One Nigger moves to the top of another mountain.

These two people begin to argue who has the best mountain.

Niggers build pyramids

Californean decides to live like hippies. A big orgy is organized. There make love at each other

Again

Winrar

Niggers cannibal commie

One californian and one nigger separate from their groups and try to conquer the best mountain, however poor judgment and confusion from the Trump election leads the two to end up on the same mountain, which also happens to be the smallest of them all.

the two groups are still scattered in their areas

00-09 decides next move

next update will contain a random event to spice things up

rolling for this

Let's try this again

And again

And fucking again

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

californians build a rocket and send niggers to space

One of this please

Bump with this

One of that also plz

Californian on mountain behads nigger. Takes head to ayylmaos to threaten them for land.

That could be funny

big winrar

winrar

The conquest of the mountains has begun.

Rico fucks all the men in the island and they got aids

Thanks for the winrar

Reroll

Winrar

Is op there ?

The ayys begin the costruction of a monumental colony, they don't seem to be afraid of the harsh conditions and manage to completely fortify the area.
they also carve three enormous statues out of the three biggest mountains, decorating them with art and complex symbols.
they reproduce at an incredible rate and spread all around the ares

the nigger and the californian are still arguing on top of a mountain, seemingly unnoticed, the two other groups are still scattered.

a pretty big storm is approaching

30-39 decides what's next

This

Reroll

Niggers build mud huts to protect themselves from the storm

Commies build a settlement near the beach and start breeding

nignogs group together and sneak into the alien base to steal bikes and technology

yeah niggers stealing ayyy lmao bikes

Niggers overcome the fear of president Trump and regroup once again, they set up a dangerous mission to infiltrate the alien base. Objective of the mission: steal technology and use alien bikes for escape.
They try to sneak in from the only weak spot of the alien perimeter, the river, but some of them, too scared of water, ironically fall into the stream and are flushed far away into uncharted territory. Some niggers still manage to infiltrate the base successfully.

The niggers are now split in two groups, the californians are still all over the place in confusion, the aliens didn't notice the intrusion and the storm is just about to touch land.

90-99 decides what's next

They will get Unicycle I garantee it

this

The 2 Guy arguing mais à contest to weekend who is the best and try to stop the storm, the nigger one use vos penis as a lightning for and succeed

The nigger commandos steal tech and flee the scene on alien bikes
The other niggers explore the are
The two arguing guys on the mountain set their differences aside and decide to live together where they are
The calis build shelters on the beach

lightning rod* and reroll

Try again in English

gimme dem bikes

Ok I read myself afin and fuck that autocorrect. So thé 2 Guy arguing mais à contest to see who is better and try to stop the storm, the nigger use vos penis as a lightning rod ans win, I hope it will be readable thisthis time

>mais à contest
What the fuck is this

That's so racist.
Fucking change the name of the black team.

Make, it is make , fuck that croissant autocorrect

Change your autocorrect to English you dumb french

Nigger and Californian are found arguing at the top of little mountain. According to Ayye law, they are now their gods and will follow them faithfully as long as they suck the golden dick.

Well looks like this shit won

Done

The two arguing guys notice the storm and fight over who gets to stop it
The nigger wins the fight immediately, deciding to use his manhood as a storm-stopping device.

He manages to harness the power of the lightning, successfully redirecting the storm away from the mountains.
However, this trick gets the two noticed by the ayys and they are now surrounded and greatly outnumbered by the aliens.

The storm still hits part of the island, dangerously close to the other nigger group and heading for the californians


70-79 decides what happens next

The nigger on the mountain claim that he is the god of the aliens and win their trust. He now ask for the death or all the californian

The Californians flee to the east beach and build shelters
The niggers near the storm seek protection in the forest
The two guys in the mountain argue about who's at fault for alarming the aliens
The other niggers take advantage of the confusion and steal tech and bikes
The aliens do nothing

This

The californians escape from the incoming storm and rush to build shelters near the beach.
It's not the luckiest of days for the stranded niggers, poor judgement made them seek shelter in the forest, but the heavy lightning set the woods on fire.
The two guys on the mountain can't stop arguing and are blaming each other for their blown cover, the aliens seem to be amused by this and stand there, watching the pair.

Meanwhile, the intruders manage to steal as many tech as they can and flee on alien mopars, the aliens are too busy watching the two arguing guys to notice, the nigger expedition was a success.
Notable tech stolen: the ability to carve penises into mountains and basic weaponry

the storm has left the scene, part of the island is now flooded and a forest is on fire with niggers in it.

10-19 next

Californians thrive in their new settlement, they grow in number and fortify the area

ayys suffer a major loss of people from a tornado

The nigger pee everywhere on the Forest to stop the fire as the expedition return.

In Total despair the callifornian guy on the mountain accuse the nigger of witchcraft and manage to have him burned by the allien

nigs crash in the woods, alien mopars explode, half the island is razed by the explosion of alien fuel, nigs survive

Reroll

reroll

A giant tsunami come on the island stopping thé fire but nos the nigger, the callifornian and the aliens community are all mixed.

You didn't change your autocorrect language, did you

Reroll