Just received new toy in the mail. AMA. Dubs gets to name her.
Just received new toy in the mail. AMA. Dubs gets to name her
Nigger Repelent
It. It's an it. Not a her. You got it because you cannot get a her.
Its name shall be Tasha.
What model did you get? Does the warmer actually do much?
Henry
Mom
have you given up on women?
Call it Mommy.
VirginMobile
whatever your name is
I got the Riley Reid model. I just liked the look of the pussy more than the others. The warmer gets warm, but not as much as I'd hoped. Convenient though. Beats the cold dead corpse feel.
Gertrude
Is it worth it?
My parents have my money on their bank, how do I just randomly get 80 euros without them getting suspicious?
reroll
What lube did 'ya get?
Name it goobsta
winrar
"12 year old little boy"
reeeroll
>My parents have my money
Its your Money Hobo!
Drachenlord
Tyrone
Name it fraggy
Rawl
>Tyrone
this.
Tyrone.
Name it Tyrone.
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rolling for Tyrone.
This
For the most part. I'm not ugly or autistic or anything. Combo of a lifestyle not conducive to relationships (too much travel) and I get bored with them after a little while.
I like VirginMobile
Sasha
>oh yeah baby that's it, yell my name
>Oh yeah 'What-lube-did'ya-get'!!!
so that tripod thing is a warmer? does it function like a boot dryer then, where it just mildly blows warm air into it? shits crazy
Glennmichiels
Yarr
Pussy
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Yiss
Waste dude! I just got fleshlube for now.
Shrek, checkem
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Vagina
roll
roll > your mom
rawlin crawlin
only final digits count silly
Well
Yep. No air, just gets hot.
Agreed
Karen
Flashley
i'll roll for shrek
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PUSSY CUP
reroll
winrar
>Karen
>OP's mother's name
Double waste.
Lame. Karen it is.
Sweet, you got dubs too.
I reccomend Gun Oil.
Get the 16 Oz variant, now that It's on sale, It's the cheapest one for the most quality and It's great. It's buyable on the fleshlight website.
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you know the rules, trips>dubs
Serious question OP, do you feel depressed at all after you wank, or when you're cleaning that thing out? I don't have the balls to own a sex toy.
Other user here
Trips and I name my fleshlight Drachenlord.
I haven't named mine yet because im not a fag.
Thanks user. I'll look into that.
Moldy rubber tube
Rawlin
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I'm almost 30 dude. For a kid I would say no. Talk to real women.
I'm not a kid, just an 18 year old with concerned ass parents kek
No. But I didn't get it because I couldn't get a woman. I got it because I hate dealing with women. So to each their own.
>i'm not a kid
>18
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All hail drachenlord
nah, that would tear that shit faster than you could cum in one.
I don't feel bad in the least. No more than wanking. But thats me OP. I'd say it's worth it.
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why dont you tell your parents to fuck off and thats its your money
UUUUUNBEEEEEEESIEEEEEEEGT
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why?
Dregen
Reroll
Aye
Danglepeen
Looks like that shit is about to launch into orbit.
Name her Amelia Earheart.
This thread is the anti dubs
>name it drachonlord
Tired of relationships, hookers cost too much money/have aids and if It's better than fapping.
Rudi wird ausgebuddelt
Drachenlord.
Got it
Was thinking of buying one of these are they worth it op
Drachenlord
Carrie Fist-her? RIP
Weihnachtsdrache
I think so. Theres only so much you can do with your hand. And hookers cost money and you risk STDs and going to jail. If sex is a meal and a fap is a candybar, this is like a light brunch.
looord
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