Just received new toy in the mail. AMA. Dubs gets to name her

Just received new toy in the mail. AMA. Dubs gets to name her.

Nigger Repelent

It. It's an it. Not a her. You got it because you cannot get a her.

Its name shall be Tasha.

What model did you get? Does the warmer actually do much?

Henry

Mom

have you given up on women?

Call it Mommy.

VirginMobile

whatever your name is

I got the Riley Reid model. I just liked the look of the pussy more than the others. The warmer gets warm, but not as much as I'd hoped. Convenient though. Beats the cold dead corpse feel.

Gertrude

Is it worth it?
My parents have my money on their bank, how do I just randomly get 80 euros without them getting suspicious?

reroll

What lube did 'ya get?

Name it goobsta

winrar

"12 year old little boy"

reeeroll

>My parents have my money
Its your Money Hobo!

Drachenlord

Tyrone

Name it fraggy

Rawl

>Tyrone
this.
Tyrone.
Name it Tyrone.

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rolling for Tyrone.

This

For the most part. I'm not ugly or autistic or anything. Combo of a lifestyle not conducive to relationships (too much travel) and I get bored with them after a little while.

I like VirginMobile

Sasha

>oh yeah baby that's it, yell my name
>Oh yeah 'What-lube-did'ya-get'!!!

so that tripod thing is a warmer? does it function like a boot dryer then, where it just mildly blows warm air into it? shits crazy

Glennmichiels

Yarr

Pussy

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Yiss

Waste dude! I just got fleshlube for now.

Shrek, checkem

Y

Vagina

roll

roll > your mom

rawlin crawlin

only final digits count silly

Well

Yep. No air, just gets hot.

Agreed

Karen

Flashley

i'll roll for shrek

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PUSSY CUP

reroll

winrar

>Karen
>OP's mother's name

Double waste.

Lame. Karen it is.

Sweet, you got dubs too.
I reccomend Gun Oil.
Get the 16 Oz variant, now that It's on sale, It's the cheapest one for the most quality and It's great. It's buyable on the fleshlight website.

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you know the rules, trips>dubs

Serious question OP, do you feel depressed at all after you wank, or when you're cleaning that thing out? I don't have the balls to own a sex toy.

Other user here
Trips and I name my fleshlight Drachenlord.
I haven't named mine yet because im not a fag.

Thanks user. I'll look into that.

Moldy rubber tube

Rawlin

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I'm almost 30 dude. For a kid I would say no. Talk to real women.

I'm not a kid, just an 18 year old with concerned ass parents kek

No. But I didn't get it because I couldn't get a woman. I got it because I hate dealing with women. So to each their own.

>i'm not a kid
>18
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All hail drachenlord

nah, that would tear that shit faster than you could cum in one.

I don't feel bad in the least. No more than wanking. But thats me OP. I'd say it's worth it.

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why dont you tell your parents to fuck off and thats its your money

UUUUUNBEEEEEEESIEEEEEEEGT

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why?

Dregen

Reroll

Aye

Danglepeen

Looks like that shit is about to launch into orbit.

Name her Amelia Earheart.

This thread is the anti dubs

>name it drachonlord

Tired of relationships, hookers cost too much money/have aids and if It's better than fapping.

Rudi wird ausgebuddelt

Drachenlord.

Got it

Was thinking of buying one of these are they worth it op

Drachenlord

Carrie Fist-her? RIP

Weihnachtsdrache

I think so. Theres only so much you can do with your hand. And hookers cost money and you risk STDs and going to jail. If sex is a meal and a fap is a candybar, this is like a light brunch.

looord

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