Imagine for one moment, just imagine, that a country invaded you country, sunk all its ships...

Imagine for one moment, just imagine, that a country invaded you country, sunk all its ships, raped and pillaged its way to your capital and then burning it all down. You don't have to imagine. This is what happened to America

Brits are like old guys who won't shut up about how they could do something better in their youth. shut the fuck up pls

>Turdgay
Lmao, we rekt you too. Wheres your empire, huh, huh, huh, where is it? Oh thats right. We destroyed your pathetic military and took it from you. Lmao, go get suicide bombed you middle eastern shithole

*Blocks your path*

>tfw Winston Churchill literally saved civilisation with nothing but cider and dry humour whilst the Black Watch and Highlanders channeled the power of Mel Gibson and the might of imperial kangaroos, beavers, and kiwi combined with hypergenius living computer Alan Turing to singlehandedly defeat the Germans with nothing but a strong tut tut and a rousing chorus of "rule Brittania."

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To be fair, the MENA would probably be less of a shithole if the Ottoman's held onto it.

>Imagine for one moment, just imagine, that a country invaded you country, sunk all its ships,
> good start 2bh. Our ships are pretty crappy and it's better to destroy them to renovate.
>raped and pillaged its way to your capital and then burning it all down.
>Sounds like a wet dream
> You don't have to imagine. This is what happened to America
wtf I like america now

>Be Russian
>Burn down your own capital
Sounds like it was more than just a dream

WE

>Wheres your empire, huh, huh, huh, where is it? Oh thats right. We destroyed your pathetic military and took it from you

You mean you had a spy encourage Arabs do do it for you.

A spy who made up a story about being raped up the butt by Turks because it was his fetish.

WUZ

>tfw no invasion to burn down the capital again
life is suffering lads

WAIT HOUS BURNERZ N SHEITTT

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see

Who makes this shit?

this never happened to my country

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Now imagine if that same country is being raped and destroyed by disgusting pakis. You don't have to imagine. This is what is happening to Britain

Wew