Whats the most useful language ?

Whats the most useful language ?

Rudimentary sign language

Ebonics

english. chinese.

moar pics?

American English

Its the language of the best country on the planet.

C++

C++

American

Pleb

C

C/C++

Mathematics.

Pig Latin.

It's unbreakable encryption technique makes it invaluable.

english, but i guess you already learned it, after that i guess it would be spanish, russian idk

mah nigga

is that mechanical math?

mah not the best answers but dogs need treats

the language of the country you're about to move to for the next 10 years.

Otherwise, LISP will blow your mind

russian? why the fuck would you learn that?

Chinese is the king

HTML lol

Esperanto

Russian is among the 10 most spoken languages in the world. Still, probably not too useful for most people.

ok i know english, german, french, swedish and danish so which is next

Japanese seems cool

はいこれです

1. Either you stop lying on the Internet and actually learn those languages properly
2. You're 40+ years old get another hobby
3. You're a genius who needs to ask Sup Forums these things

java is best lang

yeah no fuck that ,tried it, too much fucking work for me as a german

Bitch please.

Italian

C++

I'm german, had english, french and danish in school. Swedish was close enough to danish so and i'm 17 faggot

The most usefull language is the one people in your circle use.

Or do you think english is more usefull if you're living in a jungle tribe.

English. Then either Spanish or Mandarin depending on what you want to do.

mods

Portuguese !!!!
HueHueHue
Em pouco tempo dominaremos o mundo.

Really? I would have thought the similar inflection and sentence structure would make it easier for a German speaker.

Fo shizzle

/thread

Ok Spanish it is. In a couple of months i can tell them to get over the wall.

nah maybe someday but not now

Dominate the world while having 35% of crime rate

Maths is the best language in the world.

Not even into Anime or anything japanese related but i would love to learn Japanese only because it sounds great and has cool characters

Arabic

You forgot faggot, you dominate that one.

sure if u wanna join isis

If you nig don't come'a'nogging ok brah?

eyy yo mufugga. u iz sayin mufugga ebonic langage iz usefo' an' sheeeeiiitttt? nah, fam. we iz just stuped neiigggers.

English
Duh

I would learn Latin second

latin is a dead language

Binary

Bitch get your own language

"had French and Danish in school"
Oh you're fluent then are you? How about you learn those languages properly?
/Swede studying French at uni (no I do not speak Danish because "Danish and Swedish are similar enough")

yeah yeah, some day we brazillians will fly over the horizon, on our super toucans, we will deliver the HueHue style of life to everyone.
Like a virus, we spread to everywhere.

Its inevitable, we are the solution, we are.

>Best country on the planet
>america
Holy shit made me laugh harder than my edges

International love tongue.
If you know what I mean.

Japan has some german words m8

日本語が一番
大好きだよ。。 おほほほほ

Understand your enemy

The most important languages are English
,Spanish, Chinese, French,
And maybe Russian.

The most important language is Body Language.

I don't know, I've been learning Russian even though everyone says its pointless to.

Привет /Б/

money: the universal language

Whichever language let's me suck those titties

pidgin

If you get super familiar with a romance tongue it's really easy to understand the rest, like honestly I can understand 75% of anything Italian or French after a couple years of hardcore Spanish, and porguese is the easiest thing ever, it's basically Spanish but if you had an seizure

Also if you ever travel anywhere no one knows English, a romance variant or Chinese you're either in a pig farm or some shit hole you shouldn't have gone to in the first place

Arabic or Mandarin, depending on who conquers the world first

>Also if you ever travel anywhere no one knows English, a romance variant or Chinese you're either in a pig farm or some shit hole you shouldn't have gone to in the first place

>porguese is the easiest thing ever, it's basically Spanish but if you had an seizure
>Portugal
>The spastic retards of Iberia

Esperanto of course

point and grunt
I have done vacations in:
>Australia
>Bulgaria
>Thailand
>Nepal
>Kuwait
not being able to speak the local language
I was able to so everything I wanted to simply by pointing at what I wanted and grunting

inb4
>hurr durr Australians speak English
no they don't
it sounds like English the same way Norwegian sounds like Swedish

yes

Spanish cause no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

music

C

Then Spanish should be next

java

>layers of abstraction bloat ware
>muh hardware needs upgrades to run VM to do minor tasks
Just kys, faggit

C/C++
Python
Java
C#
PHP

Moonspeak

Telepathic

Hey user,
I'm a french guy currently studying Icelandic. Just passing by to say hi!

In all cases, fuck Danish!

yeah fuck the danish

English

depending on ur field .. for me python and fortran, could be r, c++, c as well

This especially

Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f

English, French, Spanish, Arabic. Know these language and you'll cover 80% of the world

Math is literaly the universal lenjuage

depends on who are you and for what purpose you need it.

Español, obviamente. Ríndanse ante el lenguaje superior.

English, every country in the world has someone who speaks a bit. After that, Spanish, a hell of a lot of countries speak Spanish or derivatives of it.

Jewish. Because they're behind Illuminati and Isis and shit, so you'll be safe.
Plus, they'll teach you how to legally steal from niggers and spics (and everyone else as well).

english

You write like a weeaboo who's done 3 months beginners' classes.

English definitely. If we're ever going to somehow create a universal language, English is as close as we're gonna get.

All dialects of autism.

This

Oogabooga.