This shit is fucking terrible, seriously wtf.
Star Trek the Motion Picture
Aaron Edwards
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Grayson Morales
It tries so hard to be like 2001 that it's funny.
Jordan Clark
What don't you like about it?
Sort of. It's visually entertaining though.
Thomas Bell
>50% of the movie is space ship loading scenes
why?
Isaac Richardson
>Millennials posting
Landon Reyes
Because they finally had money to build an awesome model and they got too excited.
Charles Parker
This is one of those boring episode stories where they encounter something "weird", only now it lasts more than two fucking hours
35 years old
Logan Hernandez
>This is one of those boring episode stories where they encounter something "weird", only now it lasts more than two fucking hours
you mean like the best episodes of star trek?
Asher Bennett
Anything with Captain Kirk and Spock, with the original actors, is fucking good. The film could be 2 hours of Spock taking it up the ass and it'd be a good movie.
Julian Cruz
TMP is great, second best Trek film after Voyage Home
Oliver Foster
haha wouldn't that be crazy!
I wonder if something like that exist hahah
that would be soooo weird! Someone should be a troll and totally post that hahahah
Nathan Morris
What happened to the bald chick, I totally zoned out, she didn't get probed but became probed? lol
LOL she just bursted through a wall, calm down sinead
Angel Myers
She became Borg.
Jeremiah Adams
they should give her the d so she appreciates carbon lifeforms more
Jackson Wilson
>She became Borg
Fucking seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the actual fucking origin of the Borg.
Cooper Perez
>second best Trek film after Voyage Home
user, please. Neither of these even come close to Wrath of Khan. Based Montalban.
Carson Turner
I agree, some writer literally probably rewatched this movie and came up with the borg.
V'ger makes me think of Vagina
Owen Wood
John White
>Fucking seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the actual fucking origin of the Borg.
That's been speculated ever since the Borg were introduced in Q, Who?
Angel Brooks
t. plebs
TMP is trekkino
Owen Bennett
>synth drones for 3 minutes as the ship slowly drifts across the screen
bravo
Colton Cox
the majority of the actors had to be going "wtf" during most of production lol
Ryan Gutierrez
Is that from the Legacy game? It's been ages since I've played that, but I don't think it was canon, I mean the game itself had a shitloads of sexy, made-up classes, pic related.
Andrew Reyes
>being a cosmic pleb
bravo
Jason Reed
V'GER NAME REVEAL
FUCKING MIND BLOWN
Robert Reyes
Yeah, that's just like... your opinion, man.
John Davis
yes TMP might be boring storywise, but they spent a ton of money on visuals and effects.
About 15 years ago I came across a site of the guy who painted the Enterprise model for the movie, spending MONTHS forming a lighting and paint scheme for it, while getting to look good under studio lighting.
TMP is a piece of art, and should be treated as such, not a action movie (that's where Trek Ii comes in)
Also look at the glorious warm effect that was lost on future movies
Jaxon Diaz
Word up!
Devil in the Dark, The Corbomite Maneuver, The Changeling – Some of the awesomest of awesome Trek episodes deal with that sort of story . But only one movie. And that's why it's awesome.
Brandon Cox
>35 years old
You posted that on the internet, so it must be true.
Oliver Kelly
>Word up!
The fuck? It's like the 80's-90's all over again. You better be wearing a fucking dookie chain, Kangol cap, and unlaced Adidas to make that saying work.
Juan Phillips
>About 15 years ago I came across a site of the guy who painted the Enterprise model for the movie, spending MONTHS forming a lighting and paint scheme for it, while getting to look good under studio lighting.
Look to what lengths scale model enthusiasts go to even get CLOSE to that effect:
ianlawrencemodels.com
Almost every page is merely concerned with lighting and the paint scheme, with the last five pages dealing EXCLUSIVELY with the combination of paint and decals used on the saucer part of the model.
Brody Myers
I'm old.
Michael Price
>This is one of those boring episode stories
YEA, BRAH, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING GAY, FUCK THAT HOMO CRAP, THE LAST FEW TREK MOVIES R MORE FUCKING WICKED THAN THAT GAY BORING CRAP, HAVING ________ BEING MAD AS FUCK AND HAVING A BIGGER SHIP THAN THE ENTERPRISE AND KICKING ITS ASS, THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME, SO FUCKING CASH BRAH, LIKE FUCKING HELLAKINO, HIGH FIVE MAH NIGGARONI
Jayden Hughes
Me too. Nice to meet a fellow b-boy.
Jace Williams
I have that model actually. Bought it about 11 years ago. Too scared to built it because I know I'll fuck something up. And its out of print now so I dont have another chance if I blow it.
I will saw, that saucer is HUGE almost 2' in diameter and the ship is almost 5 feet long in the end. A great model by polar lights
Jayden Wood
The RPF dot com has guy that do all kind of that shit, in their studio scale forum, they have guys that spend thousands of dollars and hours tracking down all the old models ILM used to build the studio models from Episodes 4-6, hundreds of store bought models no longer made that ILM guys would use one or two parts from for some small detail on the MilleniumFalcon model.
Those guys are crazy as fuck, but dedicated.
Adrian Sanders
>Not liking objectively the best Star Trek movie.
Levi Cooper
Isaac Bell
You misspelled Nemesis.
Blake Parker
Fuck off. That song is rad:
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Also every decade since the 80s has had its own version so far:
>mid-nineties:
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>late nineties/turn of the century (this sucks!):
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>oughties:
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>tens (this sucks even more!):
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Adam Cox
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Chase Sanchez
>Fuck off.
Likewise, you fucking tool. Firstly, I was commenting not on the song, but on the the fact that he used it as a saying. Which I haven't heard since the 80's-90's. Also, EVERY VERSION OF THAT SONG SUCKS. Except for the original.
Levi Cook
Yesh, itsh me. Bend over, pusshy!
Christian Evans
>Firstly, I was commenting not on the song, but on the the fact that he used it as a saying
But that was the joke, dude-a-roni.
And the Gun version doesn't suck.
Thomas Roberts
>Word up!
>Dude-a-roni
I feel at home ;_;