What should I name my pet turtle (im getting it tomorrow) Trips Decide (pic related)

What should I name my pet turtle (im getting it tomorrow) Trips Decide (pic related)

Yertle

Shelldon

Tutty

gay asshole

Cute Cunt

Imperious faggator

Dat boi

filburt

If you don't know why you are probably too young

tortuga

Turt Cobain dude.

Kys oldfag

>OP Here
funny you say that I hike a lot and thats my trail name

Huge Fucker

kek

Slip cock

Franklin

Mr poopy butthole

Yurtle the turtle

fuck off with these gay ass threads

keep on talking like that and ill suck you dick

im a grill

pikachu

ill suck yours first, you fucking faggot.

keep on talking like that and ill suck your tit

Lizard snail

proof

no time stamp no real nice try

the autism is stronk with this one

still lizard snail

i want to die

Shelly

turtle mcturtleface

dubs confirm

Poseidon

im an autist and named my turtle via Sup Forums

Billy the Goat

Hitler did nothing wrong

Nigger

Dog

Cool guy

VirtualGirlHD

CornHub

Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim

just fuck me up officer

Jeb!

smelly butthole

moot

Zazazazazazazazazazaza

Jeff

Turtle

little asshole

Cunt face

Arnold swartzanigger

the entire bee movie script

Adolf Hitler, son of Alois Hitler, the god-emperor of mankind, bane of the untermensch, saviour of Europe.

DON'T DO IT! Seriously, I did that mistake and now I'm stuck with this stupid mud turtle that needs to spend equally as much time in water and on a land and I can't go on vacations and shit and this fucker will live even 80 years! They're cute when they're little but soon after you learn the dark truth that they don't do anything else than eat and shit all day and you have to change the water all the time. Then, when it's a she, she'll lay eggs and need sand for that or else she will destroy your carpets by scratching. Faggots want meat, don't think some stupid salad will do. Fresh meat. Only fresh. They need special care and best left in natural habitat. Don't do it to yourself or your family OP. Honestly bro.

>kek'd
roll

roll. That's the whole name. You have to say it in full lenght every single time you speak of him.

BADBOY

Sir shitsalot

Lil fucker

reroll.

Foreskin

Rolling for this post to be it's name

Long dick

Nigger

child pornography

Cumshot

Creampie

Nignog

anal fisting

999?

Nigger Faggot

Lil Hitler

Mega Nigger

smelly scotum

Chicken Wing

Texaco

Flaccid

declaration of independence

Steve Perry

Rob Ford

When your ass falls out because daddy fisted you too hard (full name)

nigger

princess leia

KKK

Forced Rape

anus licker

kek
rolling

Anal Leakage

my owner is a faggot and user got trips

Cum Stain

rolling

Sex Toy

anal pleasure

roll roll roll

Mr. Big turtle dick

Mark

moist