What should I name my pet turtle (im getting it tomorrow) Trips Decide (pic related)
What should I name my pet turtle (im getting it tomorrow) Trips Decide (pic related)
Yertle
Shelldon
Tutty
gay asshole
Cute Cunt
Imperious faggator
Dat boi
filburt
If you don't know why you are probably too young
tortuga
Turt Cobain dude.
Kys oldfag
>OP Here
funny you say that I hike a lot and thats my trail name
Huge Fucker
kek
Slip cock
Franklin
Mr poopy butthole
Yurtle the turtle
fuck off with these gay ass threads
keep on talking like that and ill suck you dick
im a grill
pikachu
ill suck yours first, you fucking faggot.
keep on talking like that and ill suck your tit
Lizard snail
proof
no time stamp no real nice try
the autism is stronk with this one
still lizard snail
i want to die
Shelly
turtle mcturtleface
dubs confirm
Poseidon
im an autist and named my turtle via Sup Forums
Billy the Goat
Hitler did nothing wrong
Nigger
Dog
Cool guy
VirtualGirlHD
CornHub
Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim
just fuck me up officer
Jeb!
smelly butthole
moot
Zazazazazazazazazazaza
Jeff
Turtle
little asshole
Cunt face
Arnold swartzanigger
the entire bee movie script
Adolf Hitler, son of Alois Hitler, the god-emperor of mankind, bane of the untermensch, saviour of Europe.
DON'T DO IT! Seriously, I did that mistake and now I'm stuck with this stupid mud turtle that needs to spend equally as much time in water and on a land and I can't go on vacations and shit and this fucker will live even 80 years! They're cute when they're little but soon after you learn the dark truth that they don't do anything else than eat and shit all day and you have to change the water all the time. Then, when it's a she, she'll lay eggs and need sand for that or else she will destroy your carpets by scratching. Faggots want meat, don't think some stupid salad will do. Fresh meat. Only fresh. They need special care and best left in natural habitat. Don't do it to yourself or your family OP. Honestly bro.
>kek'd
roll
roll. That's the whole name. You have to say it in full lenght every single time you speak of him.
BADBOY
Sir shitsalot
Lil fucker
reroll.
Foreskin
Rolling for this post to be it's name
Long dick
Nigger
child pornography
Cumshot
Creampie
Nignog
anal fisting
999?
Nigger Faggot
Lil Hitler
Mega Nigger
smelly scotum
Chicken Wing
Texaco
Flaccid
declaration of independence
Steve Perry
Rob Ford
When your ass falls out because daddy fisted you too hard (full name)
nigger
princess leia
KKK
Forced Rape
anus licker
kek
rolling
Anal Leakage
my owner is a faggot and user got trips
Cum Stain
rolling
Sex Toy
anal pleasure
roll roll roll
Mr. Big turtle dick
Mark
moist