Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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fox

still here


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well no they wouldnt be around anymore so we would have to do things

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Well I'm playing games, hitting the range, lazing about and wanking. So not much more than usual. But I don't feel fulfilled.

It will probably go away once school starts again. But of course vacation will be over.
Alright, bye haruhi

Excuse me

howdy b0ss

Hurry up

How's it going tonight?

We do need a good commentator.

woops i fogot,
CLAIMED!

well i dont know what will do that for you
hi

Why do you take so long to respond?

You've never seen the insane medic trains I've seen on Bad Company 2. If you can keep the ticket count at 70 just by having at least 2 medics per squad and constantly reviving dead players then that's what I call fucking teamwork.
>it actually knocks on 91
That's not normal for Subaru engines... At all...

You may now all refer to me as Daddy.

what things
I'm lost now

it's not a normal subaru engine you gotta remember, different injection tech and different block

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I need to find something to do with my life.
It's late and I don't expect people to respond so quickly.

Doing good. Just came back from a good old fashioned splitscreen gaming
with an old buddy.

yessir daddy0

You take so long. Why is haruhi sad again?

カラミチーマス

underage GTFO OF MY BOAAAAARD

Thanks b0ss.

But that's extremely rare, most of the time it's a zerg rush to an objective

Who is this?

sexual things
i mean youre in school

Anonymous.

Any ideas on what?

Morgan Freeman is good, but Attenborough is all-time great.

Nice, I got in some vidya last night with some old friends over XBL. What did you play?

undera- what?
the fuk outa here w/ these wild accusations!

Even then, it's still not normal. All of the guys I know at my work and college that own Toyobaru's (which is a surprisingly high amount) is able to run 91 with no real issues.
oshit
eyy b0ss!

They fire Wrecks Ryaan, I hope he comes back to us.

how if they'd be gone
I'm so lost now

maybe i'm just paranoid then

IT BEGINS!

We played mostly horde in Gears 4.
Also a bit of Overcooked.

no i mean like no lewd pictures just acts you know?

I have been training for this moment!

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>returns fire

you are going past lewd now

They got rid of Rob too. What would have been ironic is if he stayed around in Week 17 to go against the Jets- two guys on death's door coaching against each other. Dunno where else he'd end up if not there. The Rams?

Haha, nice. I was never great at any Gears, but it's definitely fun as heck.

I don't understand.
I dunno. Surely this question popped up infront of you at some point?
Akame/Kurome?

Anonymous.

fear not citizens. the professionals have arrived

well yeah but there wouldnt be lewds anymore so
well youre doing stuff in school for right now right?

You are pure, friendly fire!
Hard to do anything when your dead!
I MISSED SOME!

ahhhh i hope he comes back to us, though! He was so good and the coach we have now has no fire or passion, just wants a paycheck

im so confused
*shoots anyway *

You're not using real bullets are you!?

They really are fun.
I have played all the gears campaigns with someone I think.
In the newer one, there are classes so there's an even better feeling of progress.

I have my reasons not to shoot you. You are pure
*returns fire*

maybe if they aren't willing it'll be harder to do such things

i know, i suck at life

BLAP BLAP

then try to find someone else i guess. probably find someone eventually

If it seriously is knocking, you should get that checked out.
I'LL BE YOUR WOMAN NOW.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, carry on.

Bowles is deadman walking. That team needs someone with passion so the talent doesn't go to waste. Hell, give me a decent QB with Decker and Marshall as wideouts and I'd be happy with that offense.

Campaign is the way to go in person, used to spend long nights doing Legendary runs on the Halo series. Then we'd break it up with some fighting games or some GT/Forza for the hell of it. Booze and food were often involved.

you fucking dead m8

youtube.com/watch?v=PRHoQ4CQCz4

Petty is pretty good from what I've seen so far they just need better linemen! Dicker is out all of next season too.
>mfw

Aryan master race cannot suck at life. Also here is my list of the pures.
*Returns fire*
what now?

now how that came turned on to me ?

it's not knocking like i put 85 in or something, just enough that i noticed it and decided it liked 93 better

also, *chest shaving intensifies*

Grakata....Clem!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I wish I did that more often.

hm?

W-what do you mean by "pure" anyway?
>don't know if i'm aryan since i have black hair

No, I'm here in my house. Got another week and a half of vacation.
So how did you satisfy those existential urges when you thought you could do better/be more productive/spend your time better etc?

Ok I have a serious problem here, anyone willing to call this number. I have a few drunk friends who are constantly calling me...
4194199732

why would I need to find someone
I'm ok as is

no i mean like you are doing something right now after break which is school
i meant for myself

You have been given a pass by the furher not to be shot in purification times.

If I roll dubs join the server.
If I dont roll dubs Join the server.
Join the server

youtube.com/watch?v=klLSZooiirk
What do these pills do?
WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO?!

Huh.
Weird. Must be a subtle difference then.

C-can I watch people get purged from the watchtower

didn't seem so
but you'll do fine , pretty good actually

That's ok.

OF FUCKING COURSE
Because I can't ever go one thread without doing this, can I?

probably not but thats ok

...wanna watch with me?

You guys ever watch the wall?
>feeling a bit better but still cant talk and throat is sore

>probably

The pink floyd movie?
If so, hell yeah.

this is getting weird. poppa out

Nah the game show

Sorry I need to be the one purging with my troops. I'll send escorts to come pick you up.
MORE HAVE APPEARED!

They're still a team with a lot of talent. An O-line that would give the QB 1-2 more seconds of time to throw would really make a big difference. The running game is good considering what they're working with. Even one or two good lineman would help both run/pass.

Vidya is pretty much what keeps me in touch with a lot of friends from university. Now we all got families and such, but we still make time to arrange for marathon sessions deep into some nights.

I'm the sort that meditates and self-reflects often. I looked my situation over from top to bottom and saw the following:
>debt
>dead end job at the time
>still at home with parents
>in a long distance relationship but we were both ready to move things further
>etc.
I then looked at everything I had that could help me attack things one by one- I was at home with the parents, talked with them, and they agreed to let me stay as long as I was throwing my money to pay off my debts and start saving towards a down payment at the house.

I made myself start actively hunting for jobs- basically tossing my name out everywhere and seeing what was paying more and somewhat stable. Sometimes you go sideways before you can go ahead. Ended up doing contract work in the R&D kitchens for Pizza Hut & Frito Lay before getting into the public health sector.
That bump in pay went 100% to debts.

Moving the relationship along was also contingent on earning more money to finance her move from Canada to the States since she was in nursing school at the time.

Had to watch my health as well since I ate like crap in university and developed type 2 diabetes, first year on insulin sucked.

Between digging in and kicking my ass into gear, I had a good mentor, some people around me who were further ahead in life to advise me on how they made it big, and I also had the drive to get the girl and put an end to the distance. Now I return the favor, but only to those who ask or seek it.

yeah who knows i might get lucky

>watches in awe

the hell is wrong with you

who knows

Run blocking is perfect but pass blocking is atrocious!
What do you think if Wrecks going to the Browns?

Everybody needs a helping hand.


Seriously though, stop (you)ing me with this stupid shit.

Oh I don't know about that.
I don't keep track of many people unfortunately.
Unless it's them who arrange something with me, which is rare.

and it's not even real knocking either, i guess closer to pinging, and it's not as rev happy

I WAS CONCEIVED ON A SHORT BUS

Yfw the boys win the owl
Its pretty damn good lots of ups downs and anxiety

You were saying something about old friends earlier. Only had one friend earlier in life, and we broke off in a bad way.