Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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I MUST HIDE BEFORE IM FOUND!

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

eat a dick

My BMI is 19
>mfw 1MB is the max in my house

Hopefully you'll hear from him as soon as possible.
When was the last time you guys met?
yes

BMI is not an indicator of size.

...

I come home and there's 5 cats in my trailer

well, i'm very small and very skinny, fml

Fuck. Okay. This one won't work as well without the image reply...

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Try me, bitch.
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>Koenigsegg
Hypercars don't appeal to me.
I want to tame the last true godzilla instead. I want my own R34 GT-R.
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Or Canada. Canada seems pretty comfy too, minus the whole no E85 thing. Only a 15 year ban there. I could buy my dream car legally there, get it registered and insured with no problems. Live the rest of my life as a frosty canuck.

still here

>10/10
Fair enough, why no hypercars tho

this

how many are there normally?

I don't plan on meeting him anymore. I'll hope for him in silence.
>last time we met
June, I'd say.
It's not that hard to do the previous.

Are things really slow for anybody else here or is it just me today?
Maybe your cat invited them to a party.

Hi Nui! It is a little bit slow today.

who gives a shit

nah, Sup Forums's been running slow for me for the last couple hours

Claimed

Or you could move here and be warm in a temperate zone.
Im 5'10 and my BMI is hovering at 17 or lower. Its never an indicator.

I have an idea. Eat a sandwich.

If only I had my teeth. And I do eat a lot of pasta.

AND I SPRING OUT OF HIDING AND CLEANSE!!!
I don't have time to deal with you! My personal death battalion shall take of you.

It's useful for archive.

Ah, alright, was worried for a bit there.

How are you guys doing today?

It could be troublesome, even dangerous if you met him again.
I'm also wishing the best for someone whom it seems I can't hope to see.
Kool Kats Klub

Just my Oreo if he's there at that moment
That would be a cute party! ^-^

but oreo was Mia :o

pasta will give a pot belly, you should eat something meaty with low fat

do you like cats? or pets in general? :o

カラミチーマス

Good night

again, who gives a shit?

not bad, have to be awake for another 22 hours

why are there 5 times as many cats there now

Because meaty pasta isnt a good idea

See you ^^

strays live under my trailer

I give them food :o

I love them but I don't have any.

You're going to look like one of those starving African children with the bloated tummies.

Morning!

But i just took a bath, no need to cleanse again right?
And a bit messy, i'd bet there would be tuna and yarn everywhere.

You think he was scared of them?
Woah what? why? that sounds like a pain.

oh such a shame ;-;
It's 11pm :o

She should use a blow dryer,

The pursuit of absolute engineering perfection is the pursuit of engineering boredom. Sure, it goes fast, but can it do anything else? Can it balance between being fun to hoon, but also practical for the things you need to do every day? Is it so overengineered that doing some home modifications will ruin it? Or will turning up the boost a bit, or doing a big single turbo conversion give it that high end punch in the cock it needs to be just what I wanted?
Do they even come in manual? Is that just not a thing for hypercars?
Oh, and they're also expensive as shit and I'll probably never be able to afford one.
I live in a hotter climate already. I genuinely hate it here.
Bitch.

He seems like he tries to bond with them

tho idk how the other cats feel

they often see me playing with Oreo, I hope they're not jealous :o

It really is.

>being this stuck in the past

I'm not sure she's trying to try her hair.

MORE HAVE APPEARED!
Oh you know what i'm talking about....
Back at you Sending the platoon now!

maniac

resetting my sleep schedule

i guess i see it from the engineer's point of view (planning on doing aerospace) i like seeing how perfect we can make things, and then seeing if we can do it even better and even better. and a Christian said he could've had the one:1 make closer to 1500hp, but he "hates turbo lag", and up until the agra i think they came in manuals, but now you're pumping too much power through it, would probably blow a manual clutch to pieces

i can agree with you on the price and whatnot tho

maybe I'm just way ahead :o
thought of getting a cat?

People that use archive. Here, for the next thread, I'll even give you the previous! You just copy some numbers and then paste them. Wow, seems quite easy, doesn't it!
I think we all do that.
I'm doing pretty decent I guess. Tired as usual, think I should go to bed soon.

Is that black cat sameji's? :o

Sick
Temperate. Not hot. Its a good balance here.

I know, but there's a cool air function on most hair dryers nowadays.

Do you exercise a lot or something?

i think i'm never gunna do it now just to spite you

yee, that's ta-kun

That's just childish.

You've shot me 27 times in the last hour..
I can't at the moment.
If I could, I don't even know if I'd get a cat or a dog.
Those who don't have to do that sure are fortunate.

No, I have problems with retaining weight.

You're probably just behind.

I did not actually know that. I probably should, but I've never paid enough attention.

yea, i'm not a perfect person

Trips checked
DAMMIT WHERE DO YOU COME FROM??!!!
Need to make sure you dead.

Indeed.

ta-kutie
I'm not a fan of dogs, tho having a companion is always nice regardless
It's night for me morning for you tho :o

Oh, that's sad.

I assume they feel uncomfy about him, it is his territory to him after all.

They likely get jealous when they see you giving them food.
Wait, you want to take a bath with me? it's a nice offer but i have to say no.
Oh, wouldn't it be more easy to stay up like half as long then catch up later? like stay up five more hours everyday until you reach the point, Or do you have to rush it?
Oh, that's good to hear, i hope you had a nice Christmas too, sleep well then!

Yeah, days kind of cycle like that.

what should I do? ;-;
Can you predict the lottery for me? :o

Oshit what up?
We have nothing more to discuss here.
Checked
>hates turbo lag
But the lag is what makes turbocharging fun. It's that kick in the balls you get at whatever RPM that scares the shit out of you if you're not expecting it and it makes it so worth it.
And yeah, going back to the practicality bit, if I can't haul an entire load of groceries in it during the day, and then hoon the shit out of it at night, then it's just not a car for me. Simple as that.
How bad do the summers get? (temp and humidity %)

>

i have a week to get on a new schedule and i'm doing a biphasic one, so it's easiest to skip a night then go to bed at the new time i wanna set

Clearly you have no idea how time zones work...
>Koume/Canaan.

Stragglers!
I know! Your already dead!

Sadly no.

Just woke up, super tired, you?

I hope you also had a nice Christmas!
You get some good sleep too, whenever you do go to bed.

>Koume/Canaan

Bow to your Aryan master

Thanks.
Time for me to sleep.
Goodnight Shiro.
Yeah I like both, but I might be too lazy to be a good dog owner.
Goodnight!

Max of about 38C, average humidity. But there are areas where that becomes a nonfactor. Like around here. Its around 24C and 90% now and its the middle of summer.

not when you're throwing 1300hp at the rear tyres tho, and again that's where the engineering part comes in, how do we design it to be able to take that and still handle reasonably, much less just burn the tyres away, that's the shit i love

i can feel you on the practicality, tho i can get all my groceries in my car without a trunk because i accidentally turned it into a speaker box

Identify yourself! Are you Aryan or not?! SPEAK!

sleep well and warm

Who is this toilet-licking femtrap?

>Max of about 38C
Jesus how the hell do you live?

Nice try.

Toilet-licking femtrap?

Yeah

I'm Aryan af

About the five of them? i'm unsure, maybe lead them out with some nice food.
Well i suppose all i can say is best of luck, hope it works out.
Fine fine i'll take a bath with you, weirdo.
I did, and i will later, see ya!

With air conditioning and in very rare circumstances. Its actually all over the place here, it can be 19C one day and 35C the next.

they all left

and I leave food for all the cats :o

State your name and a general picture of yourself and you shall be added to the non purge list.

That sounds like even more suffering, because you don't get used to how hot it is.

Who is she?

youtube.com/watch?v=BuLugxEjUlQ
Also tired. It's kinda late here, so I might go to bed soon.
Yes yes I'm a heretic whatever blah blah blah I don't take this shit seriously.
Jesus fucking christ, that sounds nice. Where I live, during the peak of the summer it gets up to about 120F/50C or so. Shit's so bad they have to close down the airports because it's too dangerous to have anyone coming in or out.
>trunk because i accidentally turned it into a speaker box
Meh, I don't need a big sub.
Time
Zones

>Anya (303).jpg

eh, not the first time i've had to do it

nor do it, that's why i put two

I didn't ask you.

You have been added to the list. Proceed Aryan.
You people on the other hand need to be purged!

Yomi claimed.

I don't give a shit.

Then kill yourself.

what are timezones? :o

No you faggot

Oh, well i don't think there's much you can do now anyway.
I do it myself a lot but it's pretty hard, so good luck.
Why purge such perfection? you're just jealous ain't ya?

Fuck off and don't come back.

what have you been up to lately? :o