Why are vaginas so gross?

Why are vaginas so gross?
>str8 male
>gettin ready for the fucc yet again
>go down on her
>make eye contact with the vag
>it has little white wet shit on it (not cum, dumbass- like fungus-ey lookin shit or something idk how to describe it)
>other times there has been toilet paper
>similar shit with other women ive dated
like from deal breaking odor to stop me from rawing a 7/10 with a huge ass, to this shit
>do I just have bad luck, or are most women disgusting down there?

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If it smells bad, don't eat it.

just knock it out and cum in her cervix

don't be such a pussy OP .

yeah i didnt do it.
>I improvised- just inhaled air and did that burble thing you do to babes bellies right above the vag and backed out.
>yeah, didnt get laid but im kinda glad.

There is no reason a man should go down on a woman.

Ever.

yeah shes always like "dude i blow you in your challenger all the time, but why wont you eat me out"
>LIKE BITCH, WE AINT CREATED EQUAL GET BACK DOWN THERE

So you like blowed rasburry on her pussy and backed out like a giggling 9 year old?

interesting topic, my bitch never wants her to let me eat her out so i wonder what she got going on down there that im not supposed to see

Smegma. It forms on both vaginas and dicks if they're dirty.

at least she'll give you a discount

*above it, and it worked. She completley forgot about my previous attempt to eat her out.

There is also the chance of a yeast infection if there is white stuff that's not TP or cum

This is a common issue with fatties. Get a fit bitch who takes care of her body, problem solved.

dude dont do it, leave it alone bro. OP has been fucking my chick for a yearish, and only noticed this latley because I never ate her out before.
>ima make that bitch go through a car wash before i even think about that shit again cuz

You just need to stop fucking coalburners OP

What are you from OP? A lot of women in my area keep pretty clean. Several of them even carry wet wipes in their bags and shit. You are probably just unlucky or scraping the bottom of the barrel for your pussy.

my 12.00 dollars :[

The white shit mean yeast infection.

OR just poor hygiene. Vaginas can cheese up just like an unwashed dick.

she isnt overweight, a little thick though.

yeap

The white stuff could've been discharge, which is normal (still fucking nasty to look at but at least it's not a disease)

My gf was in the hospital for a few months and wasn't bathed real good. Kinda sponge bath only. Anyway when she finally came home I was helping her wash the vag real good. I pulled back her clit meat and between the meat was a bunch of juicy smegma. Like it was entire smegma. I peeled it off and showed it to her.

Its vaginal fluid you fucking retard. Yes, they're all like that. Go back to banging dudes you fucking faggot.

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could you imagine just bumping into that while eating her out?
>I have vagina ptsd now

Sex only during/after shower.
Problem solved.

shoulda ate it pussy

this shit has saved my life more times than i can count

Human bodies are gross. We are all bags of goo and meat. Get used to it or pusy out, it's only gonna get worse as you get older.

The struggle is real

fuck getting older my dude ill be dead by then

That white shit is her ovulating. Sex education is fucking garbage in the USA
Dont cum inside her when she is ovulating or u gonna have kids faggot. Also if she not a hoe and cleans it it doesn't seem or smell bad if anything its a lil salty especially if she just pissed

>tfw vags are gross
>go for anal
>shitdick'd

Can't win, can we?

Fuck dude, you eat it right after she pissed?


Isnt that some water sports shit?

>You the REAL mvp my bro

I assume she just pissed tbh becuase it seemed more salty than before. And in general it should becuase yeah piss come out that ocean

Where does the pee pee come from?

tbh it's not just vags that are disgusting. it's also the dicks. I dunno what's wrong with me but i can't stand the smell of another human's skin. I feel really sad about it sometimes... kinda hope for a robot sex toy with AI or some shit.

I am genuinly unsure whether this thread's posters are impossibly oblivious of female anatomy, closet gays, genuinely old-fashioned 'manly-manly-men,' or merely dislike delivering cunnilingus.

10/10

Wife's puss is always clean unless she just finished a workout. Which is sometimes fine 'cause ripe≠crusty.

lucky bastard
>with the new input from my makeshift Sup Forums support group, I think im going on a pussy strike until working conditions are improved

congratulations op, you're gay

If her supply exceeds your demand, she can just roll up shop and take her business elsewhere.

Now, the guy getting regular, clean pussy might be completely bonkers, but consider this:

have you tried discussing it with her? Like, using words and stuff as a grown-up would do? Maybe if you found a sensitive means to convey your dissatisfaction at her genital hygeine and incentivised her improvement with the promise of increased frequency and quality of coitus, she would reciprocate your grievance with her own observations and the two of you could nurture your intimacy and capacity to communicate as well as refining your sex techniques and pacing.

Or not. Let the relationship rot until you're both sick of one-another and each tantrum off as the same small-minded stinky-crotched people.

Fuck all of you, I would lovingly eat my girl's pussy regardless of how it looked or tasted or any anything. I would suckle that pussy with love and even more love. Yes I am a virgin But I'm also 40. If any girl would let me eat her pussy, I would gladly do so, even if I had to jerk myself off during or after or not at all. I just want to eat some pussy. Maybe I'll just get married and eat pussy all day.

>40 yr old virgin
I hope this is bate

just fuck some boi pucci

they take care of themselves at least. women feel like they don't have to do shit and shouldn't have to impress men.

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I like to. I think its very hot when a girl is squirming around from my tounge

sad part is when i was a virgin at 19 ready to commit seppuku these were my same thoughts

As a bisexual male, I will admit that I also find some vags repulsive. They stink and leech out all kinds of juices. Blood. Natural lubricant. Piss. Stenches. And they look like something out of an Alien movie, especially if the vag has beef curtains or bat wings.

I mostly prefer deep throat from women, and when I am in a dominant, assertive mood, I fuck girls from behind. Fuck missionary.

>they take care of themselves at least.

Most gays have hundreds of partners a year. So, nah, the majority do not take care of themselves. It's difficult to find a gay fem boy that isn't getting ass fucked everyday and being on tider and craiglist every day. Disgusting.

I started talking to a tranny on this dating site. Out of curiosity I went to my local craiglists trans section and saw the same tranny asking for a raw train on his ass. Blocked the diseased fuck.

No, no it's not. I've been on the spectrum for some time now, and I've been abused on and off for a few years thanks to an old dyke baby sitter who baby sat me in the early 80's. I've eaten the old dyke's pussy and I remember to this day how it taste. It smells like that stuff that's behind your ear after you haven't washed yourself for a day or two. It's taste was like nothing I ever tasted before. It was acrid and pungy. The crazy bitch had my little dick in her hand and twirled it. Told me she'd kill me. Said she'd have her scary looking friend, this crazy looking guy who did all the chores around the place, cut me up if I ever told. So I didn't. She further conditioned me by letting me watch porn and other porn books. One book was uncle something. It was I think a European book that had CP. I kid you not, It had CP. She told me I'd make a good husband. She sucked my little cock. And once I thought I was going to pee in her mouth, I'm going to pee, I told her. It wasn't pee though and I kept thrusting my hips into her mouth. I got use to eating her old pussy.

Other young girls she baby sat she had them eating her pussy too. She had me finger one of the girls. Tried to slit my wrist years later when i was 10. Lied about how i hurt myself and after my parents cried, I realized it wasn't about me but it was about them, so I started acting normal. Still feels crazier than shit. Even now, I feel fucking loopy.

You gay son

The only time I enjoyed getting down on a girl was when she just took a bath. Other times were as you described it, OP. Toilet paper, bad smell, white fluid coming out of it, lots of pubs, etc.

Just eat the pussy. I've tasted old pussy. She had a distinct smell, like between the pussy and the ass, there was this greasy like stuff that was just awful. Once I even wiped her pussy. She didn't feel like wiping herself. She just shit and pissed and then laid on the bed with a bucket and told me to wipe her and lick her pussy while she slept. I loved licking her pussy after a while. She's probably long gone. But I miss her.

Her pussy is better than a shitty asshole though. I know what an ass smell like and I could tell you, a pussy is infinitely better than a stinking ass. Especially a man's stinking ass.

If I could find a girl who'd just let me eat her pussy, that would be great.

Describe the sour tasting pussy, describe it to me when it smelled of piss and grime, and pungent sweat, and dripping cheese milky stuff and caked up blood. Details, please.

>Her pussy is better than a shitty asshole though. I know what an ass smell like and I could tell you, a pussy is infinitely better than a stinking ass. Especially a man's stinking ass.

Oh, as a bi male, I agree. When I mess with the fellas, which is rare, I am submissive and bottom only, because I'm smaller frame and more feminine than the average male. Prior to sex, I perform a colon cleanse and use perfume down there. Wash really, really good too. And unfortunately there is still some stench. It's an asshole.

dude at the risk of sounding gross.... do go on. What'd she due??
also how'd she end up in the hospital??
dya smell it??

You're describing it pretty well.

Tell me more about being fucked in the ass, brother. Ever had a fuck without a douche before? Why would some one who fucks an ass care if it's douched or not? I'm not judging as to why or why not I'm just curious. If I ever fucked a girl in the ass, fucking her shitty asshole would be a badge of honor. Why make her waste time with douching her ass. Just pour lube in her ass and fuck the shit out of it. Don't you tire of douching your ass first? Dudes should just spit on your ass and lick it then add some lube to their cock then fuck you silly. It's sexier that way, don't you think?
Take it from some one who got shit in his mouth when he was a kid, it's not all that bad.

That must have been lovely.

Do any of you find more pleasant to eat ass than to eat vaginas? I usually prefer the former. It feels better. Dunno why

I would eat a girls ass or pussy, which ever she preferred. Have you ever gotten your ass eaten by some one who just ate it without asking you to wipe it or anything? I mean you could wipe it, I guess. A bit of water. But nothing else, just water. And when they did, did you ever try to fart in their mouth while they licked it?

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>It's sexier that way, don't you think?

I like to feel feminine, sexy, and clean when getting fucked by a guy. I want him to be happy with what he sees. I do not want anything to repulse or turn him off. Are there guys that would fuck my ass without douche? Sure. But I don't like that. I find it gross.

I've fucked my girlfriend in the ass a few times, and fortunately I didn't get a shit dick. Last time I helped her douche her ass out.

I eat the shit out of gf pussy all the time, the white thing I'll see it once, but if it doesn't smell bad it just have to do with ovulation(otherwise could be an infection). It never smell bad, I mean, some times it had a strong flavor that I didn't like, but never some disgusting odor stuff.

> lots of pubs

I've seen tons of gay and tranny porn where 1 in 10 guys managed to cum from anal alone. That's being fucked in the ass and they cum. Ever had that happen to you? Ever seen any tranny or fag porn where the guy fucks a shitty ass. I find straight porn where shit pours out the ass and this is so awesome. I cum buckets to these, but I can't find any gay or tranny porn where the guy hasn't washed his ass. I want to see shit pouring out.

Can you describe the taste? Like analytically?

I like your words, user

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I used to suck it up and make out with dead fish copper milk until I dated a girl that used pic related
All I could ever taste was her actual fluids and virtually no smell, if anything it smelled good.
get your ladies on this shit

ALWAYS fingerblast first and get a good look at it before you put your mouth on it.

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this user is a femanon. tits or gtfo. but you are right.

ask her if she's sick
she sez no, but the guy before you was.

Fuck that I love the smell of fresh pussy. Yall nights gay af. The smell of vag makes me hard as fucking diamonds. If a girl does wash, ya it's nasty.. But that's like anything.

It still smells like pussy but only pussy and not rancid dried up pussy juice
Don't kick it till you try it, a woman's scent is intoxicating but you haven't actually smelled her until she uses this

It's not just vags for me, I think sex in general is disgusting. I have no idea how I'm going to get married and have children

Femanon here, a lot of women don't wash their vaginas daily.. If you don't wash your vagina for 2 days its garanteed to smell like shit and it's going to be yeasty, but then again if you wash your vagina with soap it has negative effects as well. The best is to wash your vagina with just water every day or with a product designed for the vagina specificly and put bodylotion around the area after. So just give this advice to your gf's it will greatly improve the experience.